Matt Damon Makes Sophie's Choice ... Conor vs. Khabib Beats Kavanaugh Role on 'SNL'
Every so often a man finds himself at a crossroads, where the choice he makes will forever alter the course of his life. Or, in Matt Damon's case -- he has 2 awesome choices and really can't lose.
Here's the deal -- Damon's a huge UFC fan and, on Saturday night in Las Vegas, Conor McGregor will take on Khabib Nurmagomedov for the lightweight championship at UFC 229. It's a highly-anticipated fight and will be a huge draw, and Matt's got a seat Octagon-side for the action.
But as we all know ... Damon also KILLED as Brett Kavanaugh on last weekend's "Saturday Night Live." Almost everyone wants and expects Matt to play the role again this weekend ... especially with the full Senate vote on Kavanaugh expected on Saturday.
Apologies to Lorne Michaels ... but sources close to Damon tell us he's decided to go to Vegas for the fight.
We're told the lure of McGregor's return to UFC outweighed a reprise as Kavanaugh.
So, if 'SNL' wants to spoof the SCOTUS nom, they have 2 options: have someone new play the role, or do it without showing "Kavanaugh."
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Nicki Minaj Sued by Former Stylist I Got Stuck with Your Bill!!!
Nicki Minaj wore fancy threads provided by her fashion stylist, but never returned them to the guy, so now he's been hit with a huge bill ... according to a new suit.
Maher Jridi claims he was Nicki's stylist in 2017 and rented a bunch of clothing from a wardrobe company for her to wear. He says he dropped thousands on the clothes, Nicki wore them ... but then he never got them back.
According to the docs ... Jridi got sued for the missing gear and is now on the hook for nearly $74k. So, he's suing her for the bill ... and says the whole ordeal has been emotionally painful for him.
Maher, who's French, is known for being the man behind Nicki's famous wardrobe during 2017's Paris Fashion Week.
We've reached out to Minaj ... no word back so far.
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The Situation Sentenced to 8 Months In Prison In Tax Evasion Case
6:41 PM PT -- The Sitch responded to his sentencing on social media, saying ... "We are very happy to put this behind us. Thank you So much for all the Love & Support."
10:43 AM PT -- Situation was sentenced to 8 months behind bars and two years of supervised release. His attorney, Henry Klingeman, tells TMZ, "Mike accepts the Court's judgment. He is looking forward to marrying his college sweetheart, Lauren Pesce, next month and moving forward together after he serves his sentence."
Mike looked relaxed on his way out of court, holding Lauren's hand and flashing a peace sign to the group gathered outside.
9:45 AM PT -- Situation's brother, Marc -- who was also indicted at the same time on tax fraud charges -- has just been sentenced to 2 years and a $75k fine.
It's D-Day for Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- who just arrived at federal court in Newark, NJ to find out if he's going to prison for evading his taxes -- and he's got the whole 'Jersey Shore' crew with him.
The 'Jersey Shore' star is set to be sentenced Friday for tax evasion. As we reported, Sitch pled guilty way back in January. He could be looking at a max of 5 years in prison, but even prosecutors have been pushing for the judge to go easy on him.
Pauly D, Ronnie, JWoww, Vinnie, Snooki and Deena were all at the courthouse bright and early to show some love to their friend.
Since entering his plea, Mike got the court's approval to travel to Florida and Nevada to shoot the 'Jersey Shore' reunion.
Mike's sentencing was originally scheduled for April 25, but his lawyer was able to buy him more time while resubmitting docs as part of his plea deal.
His sentence should be handed down shortly. Stay tuned ...
Originally Published -- 10/5/2018 7:39 AM PDT
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NFL's Everson Griffen Police Video Shows Ambulance Escape ... Cops Trying to Help
OCTOBER 2018
TMZ Sports has obtained footage of Everson Griffen moments after he jumped out of an ambulance on his way to a mental health evaluation ... and you can hear cops talking football to Griffen in an effort to calm him down.
It all went down on Sept. 22 after cops had been called on the Minnesota Vikings star following a string of bizarre and troubling behavior in the Minnesota area.
As we previously reported, Griffen allegedly threatened to shoot somebody at a hotel, wandered into a teammate's yard and forced a stranger to drive him around town against his will.
Cops ultimately got Griffen to agree to take an ambulance to a nearby hospital to be evaluated -- but he jumped out during the ride fearing someone was trying to harm him.
When cops approach Griffen, you can hear him saying, "I jumped out because I was scared for my life."
Griffen then explains that someone in the ambulance was "digging in his pocket pulling out something. He was digging in his pocket pulling out something and I called him. They had gloves on there’s something in here and they tried to get me. I’m not crazy."
Griffen mentioned that he plays for the Vikings -- and cops began talking football with him. That's when everything starts to cool down.
Ultimately, cops got Griffen to agree to get back in the ambulance and they took him to the hospital without further incident.
Griffen has since apologized for the incidents and said he is "focused on resolving personal issues with which I have been dealing for a long time."
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Kim Kardashian Lust Triangle ... From Chanel
Kim Kardashian's nearly gone bust ... but she's hanging by a thread.
Kim posted this picture and captioned it "Chanel vintage, lets please be specific." Not really sure what that means, but who the hell cares. The pic no doubt accentuates Kim's assets ... front and center. Talk about wearing the hell outta a sKIMpy bikini. #SorryNotSorry
It's no nip slip but still a win-win ... you head into the weekend with another trademark Kim K reveal.
Best Chanel ad ever?
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'Bachelor' Contestant Cristy Caserta Dead at 38 ... After Apparent Seizure
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"The Bachelor" contestant Cristy Caserta -- who was only 38 -- died unexpectedly Thursday after suffering an apparent seizure ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell us ... Caserta was attending a class at a school in Sunrise, FL when she suddenly fell forward at the desk where she was sitting. Her alarmed classmates immediately called 911.
We're told Cristy went into cardiac arrest as emergency responders arrived and administered CPR. She was transported to nearby Westside Regional Medical Center where they continued efforts to save her, but she was pronounced dead.
Cops say they do not suspect foul play and no drugs were found on Caserta -- it appears she died as a result of the sudden seizure. An autopsy will be performed Friday to determine the official cause of death.
Cristy appeared on Season 15 of "The Bachelor" ... the one fans know as Brad Womack's second shot at finding love. She was sent home the first week.
RIP
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Cardi B Check Out My New Lambo!!! Offset's the Best Hubby
Cardi B's night went from 0 to 100 when she discovered Offset surprised her with a brand new Lamborghini ... and the story behind it is worth more to them than the luxury ride's price tag.
Cardi can't stop gushing over her husband's romantic and sneaky gesture ... revealing the great lengths Offset went to in order to pull off the surprise. You just gotta watch the video to hear her explain it ... as only she can.
Long (love) story short -- Offset duped Cardi into thinking he was having a health emergency, and then played it off for a few hours before coming clean with the brand new whip.
The Lambo Urus, which has a starting cost of $200,000, looks like the perfect family car for CB, Offset and Kulture.
Now, if only Cardi could drive ...
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R.L. Stine My Scariest Moment Lasted 30 Seconds!!!
R.L. Stine had the living crap scared out of him -- and, although it didn't last long, we're thinking every parent can relate to his terrifying moment.
We got the "Goosebumps" author at Shop Studios for New York Comic Con Thursday and we straight-up asked him what scares him. Remember, this guy makes a living scaring kids with his insanely popular books. So, maybe it's only appropriate that a kid's responsible for the 30 scariest seconds of his life.
We also asked R.L. when's the last time he dressed up for Halloween. Surprisingly, that question didn't trigger R.L.'s SADDEST story ever.
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'Ray Donovan' Star Pooch Hall DUI Arrest Triggers DCFS Investigation
"Ray Donovan" actor Marion "Pooch" Hall's wild DUI arrest this week -- during which he was allegedly so wasted he let his 2-year-old steer his car -- immediately caught the attention of children's services ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell us the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services has opened an investigation into Hall's case. We broke the story ... Hall was arrested Wednesday night after cops say he was driving with a .25 blood alcohol level with his son on his lap and his son's hands on the wheel, and it ended when his car crashed into a parked vehicle.
Hall was arrested for DUI and felony child endangerment and the toddler was released to his mother.
As for what the investigation could entail ... we're told DCFS workers will want to interview the Hall family and run Hall's record to see if this alleged behavior is common, or just a one-time thing.
If it is an isolated incident, our sources say DCFS might be inclined to let the court handle any sort of punishment. It's further complicated by the fact there's no reason -- at least so far -- to remove the child from his mother's custody, and it appears Hall and the mother live together.
Hall plays Daryll Donovan -- Liev Schreiber's character's half-brother on the show. Season 6 is set to air later this month.
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Bette Midler Says Women are ... 'The N-Word of the World'
10/5 5:45 AM PT -- Bette deleted the tweet and apologized, saying, "The too brief investigation of allegations against Kavanaugh infuriated me. Angrily I tweeted w/o thinking my choice of words would be enraging to black women who doubly suffer, both by being women and by being black."
She finished by saying, "I am an ally and stand with you; always have. And I apologize."
Bette Midler chose to make a point about women in a very provocative way ... and people are PISSED about it.
Bette tweeted Thursday -- in the midst of protests in D.C. by women who strongly oppose the Supreme Court confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh -- "Women, are the n-word of the world."
She added to her point by saying women are ... "Raped, beaten, enslaved, married off, worked like dumb animals; denied education and inheritance; enduring the pain and danger of childbirth and life IN SILENCE for THOUSANDS of years."
Midler ends her tweet by saying women "are the most disrespected creatures on earth."
In 2 hours, her tweet has elicited almost 7 thousand replies, many of which are blasting her for minimizing racism while at the same time hurting the feminist movement.
Others are pissed that Midler, a rich white woman, is comparing the plight of women to the history of mistreatment of black people.
And, there are some just demanding she delete the tweet immediately. She hasn't ... yet
Originally Published -- 10/4/2018 7:10 PM PDT
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President Trump This S*** Sticks ... I Got TP'D!!!
President Trump's got a serious White House conspiracy on his hands -- or, we should say his heel ... because someone let him out in public with freakin' toilet paper stuck to his shoe!
Ok, you can insert your own metaphor here -- but this s**t really happened Thursday night as the leader of the free world boarded Air Force One ... bound for his rally in Minnesota.
Sure, it's hysterical to watch ... over and over and over.
Still, we -- along with Trump, we're guessing -- gotta wonder how the hell anyone around him let this happen. It's almost like someone wants to make him look bad.
'Jersey Shore' Ronnie Laughing Off Baby Mama Drama
You gotta give it up to Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley for going to hell and back without losing their sense of humor.
Ronnie and his baby mama have been through more ups and downs than every boardwalk roller coaster on the Jersey Shore, but that didn't stop them from poking fun at their problems during a family stroll through Central Park.
Check out Jen's shirt ... she's sending a clear message with the laundry portion of Ronnie's GTL routine.
It's true ... Ronnie and Jen could give anyone a run for their money when it comes to relationship issues.
Quick recap of their last few months ... Jen allegedly dragged Ronnie with a car, resulting in a bloody mess and a domestic violence arrest. But, like they always do, Ronnie and Jen kissed and made up.
Laughter really heals all wounds.
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'Wheel of Fortune' 'Gold Shower?' Sorry, The Category Ain't Trump Tape!
Poor Melanie ... poor, poor Melanie.
The answer was staring her in the face -- all she needed to do was guess the ONE letter missing from Thursday night's "Wheel of Fortune" puzzle and she would have won a bunch of money.
The category was "Same Name" -- and the key word here is "Shower."
What kind of shower has 4 letters and ends with "_OLD"?
Should be obvious ... unless you're into water sports.
Melanie did not go with "Cold Shower" -- she went with "Gold Shower" ... an answer that would be more appropriate if the category was, "Things The Russians Reportedly Have on Video."
Don't worry, Jenn was able to swoop in and clean up when Melanie struck out.
Poor Melanie ...
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Zac Brown Calling It Quits ... After 12 Years Of Marriage
Zac Brown is separating from his wife, Shelly, after a dozen years of marriage.
The Zac Brown Band lead singer and Shelly made the announcement in a joint statement to People.
“We feel blessed to be on such an incredible journey in life and sometimes the journey begins to lead in different directions. It is with deep love and respect that we announce we are separating as a couple."
“We have led a whirlwind life together growing into a beautiful family with five amazing children and while life will be rearranging a bit, our love and commitment to our family will always be there. This was a difficult decision, but we’ve done plenty of tough things together and this is our next venture — love, mutual respect, and care for each other are what we are moving forward with.”
“Family comes in all different forms. We would like to ask that rather than commenting or spending any energy towards this, that you take this moment to send love to your family, in honor of ours.”
Zac and Shelly got hitched in 2006. They have 5 kids together: son Alexander, 4, and daughters Joni, 7, Georgia, 8, Lucy, 10, and Justice, 11.
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Post Malone Can't Wait To Booze It Up On Halloween
Post Malone made it clear the only spirits he's messing with this October are gonna be in bottles ... 'cause he's had enough haunted adventures to last a lifetime.
We got Post Thursday at LAX and asked if he's planning to conjure any more entities on Halloween ... and, based on his answer, the rapper had booze on the brain.
Can't blame him. Post looks a bit stressed signing a seemingly endless amount of autographs as he's being mobbed by fans.
Then again, Post could still be on edge after his scary encounter with the world's most haunted object ... even though he swears the supposed curse is behind him.
Regardless of what's really stressing him out, Post shares his master plan to cut down on giving out his John Hancock.
As for his Halloween plans ... we're guessing Post will toast to no more ghosts.
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Dean Cain My Mom & Sister Were Sexually Assaulted But ... I Still Back Kavanaugh
Dean Cain says his mom and sister were once victims of sexual assault but he's adamant those cases vastly differ from the accusations Brett Kavanaugh's facing ... and that's why he still supports Kavanaugh's SCOTUS nom.
We got Dean Thursday at the Javits Center for NY Comic Con and he thinks Kavanaugh will end up getting confirmed to the Supreme Court. Why? The TV Superman thinks Dr. Christine Blasey Ford was was silent for way too long.
Dean says his mom and sister did NOT keep quiet about their allegations, unlike Ford, and for him that's the sticking point.