Chris Brown Watches Cleveland Get Beat
Chris Brown sat alongside Usher to watch the Orlando Magic put the smack down on the Cleveland Cavaliers in an NBA playoff game on Sunday in Orlando.
Fun fact #1 -- Usher is part owner of the Cavaliers.
Fun fact #2 -- Chris Brown was charged with felony assault for allegedly beating up his girlfriend Rihanna after attending a pre-Grammy party.
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Jose Canseco Gets Slugged in MMA Debut
Jose Canseco showed off his newly created punch-and-run technique during his Mixed Martial Arts debut last night in Japan -- and needless to say, it didn't work at all.
Canseco fought the superhuman-sized 7'2" 330-pound Hong Man Choi at the Dream Super Hulk tournament in Yokohama -- which mercifully ended after ONE MINUTE when Choi mounted the old "Bash Brother" and beat him to a pulp.
Unfortunately, they don't make a steroid that turns you into someone with fighting ability.
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Vince Young Learns Nothing -- Makes It Rain
The last time a member of the Tennessee Titans decided to "make it rain" while hanging out at an event with Nelly -- people got shot and lives were ruined. But Vince Young isn't one to learn from other people's mistakes...
While onstage with the rapper during a performance in Houston last week, Vince rolled out a wad of cash and started showering the crowd with dollar bills. But unlike the incident with his former teammate Pacman Jones, everyone emerged unharmed this time.
And speaking of Nelly -- remember when he used to wear that band-aid on his face as a tribute to his half-brother who was locked up for assault? Well, the guy's finally out of prison -- and during the concert Nelly brought him on stage and introduced him to the crowd too.
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Shockey Goes Down -- The Photos
We've just obtained photos of New Orleans Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey right before he was placed on a stretcher at Rehab -- the pool at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas -- and taken to the hospital.
TMZ spoke to the Saints, who said Shockey was just "dehydrated" and will be "fine."
UPDATE: We just got video of the incident, which shows Shockey being placed on a stretcher by paramedics as the pool party rages on in the background.
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Jayson Williams Arrested for Unloading on a Guy
Former New Jersey Nets star Jayson Williams is in trouble yet again -- he was arrested in North Carolina early this morning for allegedly serving a guy a knuckle sandwich in a late night bar fight.
Cops say Williams was popped around 2 AM for assault after he allegedly socked some dude in the face in front of a nightclub in Raleigh. Williams was later released on $1,000 bond.
Go back to April, when the troubled former NBA star was tasered by cops after he allegedly tore up a hotel room in Manhattan...
...And lest we forget, Jayson is also still facing a reckless manslaughter charge for the shooting death of his limo driver back in 2002.
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Jeremy Shockey Rushed to the Hospital
NFL star Jeremy Shockey was taken out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas today by stretcher and taken to a nearby hospital.
Sources on the scene tell TMZ Shockey was at Rehab -- the ironic name of the Sunday pool party at the Hard Rock -- when he was found unconscious at around 2:00 PM. Paramedics ended up wheeling Shockey out of the Hard Rock via stretcher. We're told the paramedics tried to cover Shockey up so onlookers -- including a TV camera crew -- couldn't ID him.
UPDATE: We just talked to a rep for the New Orleans Saints, who told us Shockey was just "dehydrated" and that he'll be "fine."
Katy Perry: I Kissed a Fun Active Gentleman
Katy Perry took time out from mackin' on chicks in song and rooting for Adam Lambert to show some love for her fave L.A. dodgeball team, the Fun Active Gentlemen's Society.
For one night only, Katy played on the boy's team.
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Speedy Shaq Scores Tickets on Camera
Shaquille O'Neal's never been the fastest baller in the NBA, but he sure drops the hammer on the freeway.
Shaq has been busted for speeding twice in the last six months -- and both times he was caught by an all-seeing photo radar camera.
Shaq was snapped behind the wheel on Phoenix area freeways in February of this year and in December 2008.
The Phoenix Suns center paid $181.50 for the February ticket, but he still owes the same amount for the other one.
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LeBron Makes Believers Out of Newscasters
The 11:00 PM news crew at WEWS in Cleveland completely wrote off the Cavaliers on Friday, with the team being down two with :01 left. We all know what LeBron James did next ...
Here's the shot, in case you've been under a rock the past few days.
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Kobe to Maid -- You Can Sue, But You Can't Talk!
Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa have filed a cross-complaint against their former maid -- but all they really want is for her to keep her mouth shut.
According to court docs filed yesterday, the Bryants fully acknowledge Maria Jimenez's right to battle them in court -- although they say her claims of abuse are "without merit." What the Bryants are really concerned with is the confidentiality agreement they claim Jimenez signed when she was hired in 2007 -- which prevents her from talking to the press and other third parties.
The Bryants feel, according to the docs, that Jimenez's press tour following her lawsuit is in violation of that agreement.
Jimenez is suing the Bryants, specifically claiming Vanessa was incredibly abusive -- even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse
They are all due back in court in July.
UPDATE: William Vogeler, potential Kobe-stopper and lawyer for Maria Jimenez has just released an exclusive statement to TMZ.
"The Bryants claim that they treated Maria Jimenez with the utmost respect, yet they want to silence her from talking about it. Fortunately, my client has a First Amendment right to talk about how they treated her.
Ultimately, a judge and jury will decide what really happened in the Bryant's home, And the last time I checked, the court is open to the public."
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Kelly Slater's Longboard Reserved For One
Sorry girls -- but the sexy surfing piece of man meat that is Kelly Slater is off the market.
The ladykiller, who's reportedly hooked up with Gisele Bundchen, Pamela Anderson, Bar Rafaeli and Cameron Diaz in the past, broke the bad news to us yesterday: He's got a longtime GF.
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Rick Fox & Eliza Dushku Game On
Former Laker Rick Fox, 39, and "Dollhouse" star Eliza Dushku, 28, put those dating rumors to rest ... by sucking face in public yesterday.
Cricket Star Has Dirty Wicket -- Benched for Warts
"We wanna pitcher, not a genital itcher!"
This is actually true -- one of the stars of the Pakistan National Cricket team has been officially benched for a case of the crotch rot ... more commonly known as genital warts.
The Pakistan Cricket board have classified the condition as an "injury" and have decided to sit the player in their next tournament ... he just won't be allowed to sit near anyone else on the team.
Here's the official statement from the PCB: "The medical board has reported that Shoaib Akhtar was suffering from genital viral warts and the wound needs further care and treatment for another 10 days."
Thanks, we think, to Deadspin for bringin' this to our attention...
Celebrity Laker Fans -- It's Game Time!
The best place to spot a celebrity is at a Lakers home game ... on and off the court!
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WWE -- Nuggets Tried to Put Words in Our Mouth
It looks like the only person who doesn't know Vince McMahon hates the owner of the Denver Nuggets is the owner of the Denver Nuggets -- and the proof is in an unreleased press release we just got our mitts on.
Before a deal had been made regarding the stadium dispute, the unreleased draft was written by Kroenke Sports and submitted to the WWE for their approval to send out to the media. It contained the following pre-written, butt-kissing, "quote" from Vince McMahon -- a quote Vince claims he never, ever said:
"By all accounts, Mr. Kroenke is one of the most respected professional sports team owners in the world, and the professional way he and his staff good-naturedly handled this conflict gives further testament to the type of business leader he is. We look forward to Sunday's WWE event and future events at the Pepsi Center."
We all know Vince had different things to say about Kroenke.
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Guy Ritchie -- Head of the Jiu-Jitsu Class
When Guy Ritchie's Jiu-Jitsu sparring partner said he wanted to earn a blue belt ... this wasn't what he meant.
Get a whiff of those skills.