Scotty Lago's Olympic Conspiracy Theory
Scotty Lago thinks the woman who got down on her knees in Vancouver and simulated kissing his crotch -- the infamous photo that got him kicked out of Vancouver -- was a set-up, because she tried to do basically the same thing to Michael Phelps.
The bronze medal-winning snowboarder was super chatty on his way into "Jimmy Kimmel Live," claiming the chick who kissed his medal and then went South had also approached Michael Phelps and tried dragging him into a make-out session.
As for the Olympic Committee making him leave Vancouver before the closing ceremony -- Scotty says he's pissed.
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Barry Bonds Divorce -- Back On
Barry Bonds' wife has had yet another change of heart -- TMZ has learned she has filed new documents to end her marriage.
In papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court yesterday, Liz Bonds cites irreconcilable differences.
She is asking for joint physical and legal custody of the couple's daughter.
As we previously reported, Liz had filed for legal separation in June of last year -- but withdrew her petition one month later.
The couple was married back in 1998. Liz claims their relationship ended in January of 2010.
UPDATE: TMZ has obtained a court document which shows, according to Elizabeth, the parties have already reached a "mutual settlement agreement" over assets.
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Gatorade to Tiger Woods: See Ya Later, Alligator
Gatorade is no longer thirsty for Tiger Woods -- the drink giant has officially cut off their endorsement deal with the golfer.
A rep for Gatorade told CNBC, "I can confirm that we no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship."
The rep added, "However, our partnership with the Tiger Woods Foundation will continue. We wish Tiger all the best."
Gatorade is the third company to give Tiger the boot in the wake of his sex scandal -- Woods was already dropped by Gillette and Accenture.
UPDATE: Tiger's agent released the following statement: "We have been in discussions with Gatorade, and while we are disappointed they have decided to not continue with Tiger in their marketing plans, we appreciate their continued involvement with Tiger through his foundation."
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WWE Says Sayonara to Greg 'Hurricane' Helms
Wrestler Greg "Hurricane" Helms -- the guy who was arrested with Chris Jericho last month in Kentucky -- has officially been released from the WWE.
According to WWE's official website, Helms and two other wrestlers -- Maria and Paul Burchill -- were all given pink slips.
The WWE didn't specify why Helms was released -- but it could have something to do with his arrest on January 27 for public intoxication.
The WWE issued the following statement on their website: "We wish Shane Helms (Hurricane) the best in all future endeavors."
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Chuck Liddell's XXX Workout -- The Naked Truth
Chuck Liddell and his extremely hot girlfriend will not be going after the person who taped them working out in a gym -- in nothing but shoes -- because the naked twosome was in on the act.
TMZ has learned the UFC badass and Heidi Northcott agreed to do the revealing workout for a viral campaign for Reebok -- a company that Chuck already has a sponsorship deal with.
Still, hope somebody sterilized the equipment after the shoot.
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Australian TV Hosts -- Wii Demo Gets Whacky
Your mind is about to go directly into the gutter ... courtesy of two Australian TV hosts who try to demonstrate the curling video game for the Wii.
Thanks to Busted Coverage for finding this one ...
New Royals Mascot -- Expert Wiener Handler
The Kansas City Royals have selected the next person to play Sluggerrr the mascot -- and TMZ has learned the super fan is training hard to avoid the same wiener-related drama that's plaguing his predecessor.
The man donning the lion costume is Rob Montepare -- and we're told he's already made plans to enter a mascot boot camp run by the guy who played the original Phillie Phanatic, Dave Raymond.
Raymond tells us he plans on teaching Montepare the ways of the air gun along with other drills that emphasize mascot safety.
For some reason, we called the San Diego Chicken for comment and he gave us the following random statement: "I don't handle air gun weaponry."
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Bubba the Love Sponge Accused of Hate Call
A professional wrestler says someone claiming to be radio host Bubba the Love Sponge called her at home and unleashed a hateful, n-word laced attack ... and now she wants the phone records to prove it was him.
The woman who received the call is TNA wrestling star Awesome Kong -- aka Kia Stevens. We're told she and Bubba have been feuding since January -- when Bubba said "F*** Haiti" on his radio show in the wake of the tragedy.
Now, Stevens has filed documents in Florida state court, in which she states that someone claiming to be Bubba called her from a private number two weeks ago and said, "You'll be dead like all those other n***ers in Haiti you fat black bitch ... F**K HAITI!"
Stevens wants a judge to allow her access to Bubba's phone records so she can see for herself if Bubba was behind the call ... and set the stage for a lawsuit against him.
But Bubba says Stevens' allegations are "one hundred percent false" and that "Ms. Stevens attributing outrageous racist statement and physical threats to me is disgusting."
Broncos RB Off the Hook in Assault Case
Denver Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno will not face charges for allegedly punching a college kid in the face this weekend -- TMZ has learned cops have officially closed the case.
Moreno, a former star at the University of Georgia, was accused of punching an 18-year-old student at a bar in Athens late Saturday night.
But according to a rep from the Athens-Clarke County Police Department, the alleged victim does not want to press charges -- and cops have decided there is not enough evidence to pursue a case against Knowshon ... so they've decided to close the case.
Jayson Williams Can Score in Prison
Former NBA star Jayson Williams was taken to the clink this week after being sentenced to 5 years behind bars -- but there's an upside: The place has a b-ball hoop he can use to get in with the cool kids.
Jayson was shipped off to Hunterdon County Correctional Facility in New Jersey on Monday -- but we're told it's only a temporary home for Williams until he's transferred to more permanent quarters.
Williams has to serve at least 18 months behind bars before he's eligible for parole -- so hopefully the next place has a hoops court too.
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Olympic Golden Boy Won't Smack Talk Russia
Gold medalist Evan Lysacek's been trashed by a Russian figure skater for his winning routine -- but the U.S. Olympian ain't looking to talk smack back.
We got the winning skater ... and his gold medal ... outside "Larry King Live" last night, where he said Evgeni Plushenko's routine was "inspired" -- and the Russian is only criticizing Evan because "he's under a lot of pressure."
Translation: I beat his ass fair and square.
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Admiral Ackbar Closer to Ole Miss Mascot Status
Admiral Ackbar -- the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance fleet -- is one step closer to becoming the new on-field mascot for the University of Mississippi.
Ole Miss is in the middle of a movement to replace their old mascot -- Colonel Reb -- after the school decided they wanted to update their image.
Tuesday, the students voted in favor of crowning a new mascot to represent Rebel Nation ... and the favorite so far is none other than the most famous Mon Calamari in the entire universe.
Several pro-Ackbar websites have recently emerged -- making the Admiral the heavy favorite. The University tells us the decision on the mascot is entirely in the hands of the student mascot committee. The University will hold a vote in the near future -- we'll keep you updated.
May The Force be with you.
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SportsCenter Falls Victim to Prank Caller ... Live
That sour look on Scott Van Pelt's face says it all -- because he got hosed by one of Howard Stern's faithful prank callers last night during a live segment on SportsCenter.
It all went down during what Scott thought was an interview with Philadelphia Eagles' recently released running back Brian Westbrook -- until the guy, legendary prank caller Captain Janks, mentioned a certain body part of the King of All Media.
Scott's initial reaction, "Oh boy, we got that, huh?"
Yeah, you did.
The Women of Curling -- They've Got Stones
Before the 2010 Winter Olympics, the sport or curling was just some dudes with beer bellies throwing frozen rocks -- but the 2010 women's teams have opened our eyes to a new breed of babe.
ESPN Host Suspended Over 'Hurtful' Comments
ESPN has officially suspended "Pardon the Interruption" host Tony Kornheiser for 2 weeks -- after TK made "hurtful and personal comments" about a female SportsCenter anchor.
The drama began last week on Kornheiser's radio show -- when he commented on an outfit Hannah Storm wore during a recent SC broadcast, saying her "Catholic school plaid skirt" was "way too short for somebody" her age. He also claimed her tight shirt looked like a "sausage casing."
Yesterday, Kornheiser did not appear on PTI -- and now an ESPN executive VP of content John Skipper is finally offering an explanation: "Tony Kornheiser's comments about Hannah Storm were entirely inappropriate."
Skipper added, "Hurtful and personal comments such as these are not acceptable and have significant consequences. Tony has been suspended from PTI for two weeks."
Kornheiser has already issued an apology on his radio show.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Erected
A huge statue that looks nothing like futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo has been erected in Madrid.
The 33 foot tall "replica" to Euro Greasy was built as part of some sort of Nike promotion.
Just don't do it.