Drew Brees Swings Both Ways ... Really Well
New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees is known for throwing the long ball -- but he can also hit 'em deep ... from both sides of the plate.
It all went down during a charity event in Louisiana called the "NFL vs. SWAT Softball Showdown" -- which Brees and his fellow Saints barely lost by a score of 18-17 ... despite the Super Bowl MVP smashing 3 homers during the game.
Brees dominated the home run derby though -- hitting 'em as a righty and a lefty ... and busting out an awesome moonwalk during his homer trot.
Clearly the Madden Curse doesn't apply to softball...
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Tony Romo: Payback's a Beeyotch!
Tony Romo was knocked on his ass during an indoor soccer game in Texas this week -- but it took him less than 30 seconds to exact his revenge!!!
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Derek Fisher: 'I'm No Kid Rock'
Los Angeles Lakers star Derek Fisher wants to make one thing clear -- he's no Waffle House brawler.
Reports surfaced yesterday that the Lakers guard was involved in a fight at a Waffle House in Oklahoma City last week.
But Derek told TMZ the full story, and says the only truth is he was at a Waffle House -- a year ago!
He says the brawl went down when two dudes began scrapping over Derek's autograph. Derek says he was "an innocent bystander," and cops eventually broke up the fight.
Derek is unclear why this old story is just coming up.
We're sure it has nothing to do with OKC Thunder fans trying to get in Fisher's head before game 6 .
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Tiger Woods -- Why I'm a Nickelback Groupie ...
Tiger Woods just had a press conference moments ago, where he DEFENDED himself for attending a Nickelback concert last week -- unfortunately, he didn't explain how he was able to sit through it.
Tiger just took the mic in North Carolina, where he's preparing for this weekend's Quail Hollow Championship.
... and now we have that damn "Photograph" song stuck in our heads.
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Dwyane Wade's Gameday Ritual -- 3's the Charm
Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade doesn't just wear the number "3" on his jersey -- he's also concocted a specific gameday ritual based around his lucky number.
Part 1 starts before the game ... when D-Wade knocks out 3 pull-ups hanging from the rim.
Part 2 takes a little bit longer to execute -- Wade must chew 3 pieces of gum during the game ... one during warm-ups, one at the beginning of the game, and one during halftime.
Part 3 -- dude always drinks exactly 3 bottles of Gatorade during every game .. no more, no less.
Obviously, the ritual doesn't work every time -- the Heat were knocked out of the playoffs last night ... but Dwyane did put up 31 points.
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Tiki Barber - Blindsided by Divorce Papers
What a difference a month makes to former NFL star Tiki Barber, because according to a source, Barber was floored that his pregnant wife filed for divorce yesterday -- 30 days ahead of their game plan.
The source close to Tiki tells us the retired NY Giants running back thought he and Ginny Barber had called timeout ... meaning neither "would file divorce papers until after their babies were born." Ginny is eight months pregnant with twins.
It's unclear why the month matters so much to Tiki ... especially since he and Ginny have been separated since reports of his alleged affair came out weeks ago.
UFC Can Cut Tito Ortiz Over Arrest
UFC honcho Dana White tells TMZ Tito Ortiz could be booted from the organization if the domestic violence charges against him prove legit.
White says, "We're gonna be fair, but we could cut him."
White wants to wait until the police reports are in, but the UFC can take action even before the legal process runs its course. "Other than going on a killing spree, being accused of domestic violence is the worst thing you can have going for you," White says.
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Big Ben -- 'I Have Committed No Crime'
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has just announced that he will not appeal his suspension by the NFL -- even though he claims he "committed no crime."
Roethlisberger just issued a statement regarding his 6-game suspension for his actions in Milledgeville -- in which Ben declares, "I am accountable for the consequences of my actions."
He continues, "Though I have committed no crime, I regret that I have fallen short of the values instilled in me by my family. I will not appeal the suspension and will comply with what is asked of me ─ and more."
The statement concludes, "I am disappointed that I have reached this point and will not put myself in this situation again. I appreciate the opportunities that I have been given in my life and will make the necessary improvements.”
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The Beckham vs. Brady Face-Off
Having both suffered devastating injuries while being arguably the hottest and most talented athletes in the world, David Beckham and Tom Brady competed for some camera time at a charity event in Pasadena this weekend.
Question is ....
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Tiger Woods -- Back on Course
Tiger Woods played a round of golf yesterday at the Isleworth Country Club as he gets in shape to play the Quail Hollow Championship in Charlotte, NC next week.
Much like he was at the Masters, Tiger is the betting favorite next week as well.
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Joakim Noah: Cleveland Still 'Sucks'
Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah is continued his tour of Cleveland-bashing after facing off with the Cavaliers Thursday night -- telling a group of fans outside the United Center, "Cleveland Sucks!"
A few days before that, Noah trashed the city to a reporter and then again in a press conference ... even though the Cavs are winning the series 2-1.
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Tiger Woods -- I Was Surprised By Fan Support
Tiger Woods claims he was pleasantly surprised by the way fans treated him in his return to golf -- claiming the support at the Masters actually "helped" him on the course.
Tiger just posted the message on his blog, in which he says, "I honestly didn't know what to expect from the fans, but they wereabsolutely incredible from Monday through Sunday.
He added, "It was unreal. Theydefinitely helped me mentally to be more comfortable out there. I washoping for the best. To get that type of warmth is something I did notexpect and will never forget."
Check out the entire unedited blog entry after the jump.
Javon Walker's Attacker -- Guilty
Former Oakland Raider receiver Javon Walker can sleep a little easier tonight -- the dude accused of kidnapping, robbing and beating him back in 2007 was found guilty today in a Las Vegas courtroom.
Deshawn Thomas was convicted of six felonies from the 2007 incident and faces anywhere from five years to life in prison.
The other suspect in the case, Arfat Fadel, pled guilty last week to robbery, second-degree kidnapping and conspiracy to commit robbery.
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NFL Fans Ruin Make-a-Wish Moment
It was supposed to be a special moment for a boy who wished to announce the Pittsburgh Steelers pick at last night's NFL draft ... instead he was greeted with an anti-Ben Roethlisberger chant.
As 15 year-old Leukemia patient Zachary Hatfield approached the podium in his Steelers jersey, the crowd began to chant "SHE SAID NO ... SHE SAID NO!!!!"
Despite the crowd, Zachary still announced the draft pick like a true champ.
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Rick Fox & Eliza Dushku Court Road Trip
Rick Fox and his girlfriend Eliza Dushku didn't just go the extra mile for a family member Thursday -- they went an extra 115 miles -- driving from L.A. to a courtroom in the Mojave Desert to support Eliza's big bro.
Turns out, Eliza's big brother -- actor Nathaniel Dushku -- was busted in the desert city of Barstow, CA back in January, after cops say dude was speeding down the highway at more than 100 MPH.
Nate was due back in court yesterday -- and Rick and Eliza made the drive to lend support.
But this story has a happy ending -- we're told the officer who busted Nate was a no-show in court and the ticket was dismissed.
Tiger Woods Backstage -- Say Cheeeeese
TMZ has obtained a photo of Tiger Woods backstage at the Nickelback concert in Orlando Monday night -- where he partied away without his wife Elin Nordegren.
Decked out in Nike gear and a backstage pass draped around his neck, Woods cracked a huge smile for this photo with the band's stage manager, Donnie Floyd, in a private room ... a room stocked with red solo cups.
We're told Woods attended the show with another male friend. Tiger is reported to be close with Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger.