Jeremy Shockey Will Laugh at Your Expense

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New Orleans Saints star Jeremy Shockey went on a bender in Hollywood last night -- but before he went home ... the 6'5" beast found a perfect target to roast out on the street when our photog asked about some guy named Ben Roselynberger.

Tiger: Is That John Daly, Or Am I Hallucinating?

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Wearing what looks like the winner's jacket from the 1986 Jamaica Open, golfer John Daly somehow managed to overshadow Tiger Woods' unfortunate forehead farmer's tan yesterday while in Scotland.

Believe it or not, Daly isn't photo-bombing the boringly well-dressed group of men around him ... they're all past winners of the British Open (Daly included), which begins on Thursday.

John's jacket ... definitely not par for the course.

Devon James' Alleged Baby Daddy: I Didn't Give DNA

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Tiger Woods says Devon James' paternity claim against him should be dropped because another guy was already determined to be the father -- but that other guy says he never even took a DNA test.

As we previously reported, documents filed back in 2002 show there is a 99.9% chance that Pele Watkins is the father of James' 9-year-old son.

But in a letter dated August 1, 2009 -- and obtained by TMZ -- Watkins, writing from prison, tells James he never took a DNA test. At one point he wrote, "They will never get DNA from me."

He closes the letter, "I never took a DNA test but tell your mom I will fight her for messing wit [sic] me in jail."

We're told Devon will file the letter with the court in response to Tiger's motion to dismiss.

Shaq Unleashes Torrential Flow at Rap Show

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Part-time rap sensation Shaquille O'Neal grabbed the microphone last weekend in Las Vegas and started flowing like crazy ... out of his pores.

As you can see from the pics, Shaq turned up the heat at PURE Nightclub inside Caesars Palace -- dropping all sorts of rhymes ... and several buckets of body moisture.

It's hot.

War Erupts Over 'ESPYs' Pre-Party

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ESPN is locked in a bitter standoff with a famous L.A. restaurant -- all over an "ESPY Awards Pre-Award Show Party" that's supposed to go down at the eatery ... tonight!

TMZ has learned ESPN sent a cease and desist letter to Cicada restaurant in downtown L.A. -- accusing them of violating its trademark by using the ESPN name to promote an event that's not officially endorsed by ESPN.

But the restaurant is serving up some legal smack talk of their own in a strongly-worded letter back to the network -- in which they rip into ESPN for being "arrogant," "narcissistic" and "out of step ... with its own assumed importance."

As for their legal defense, the restaurant claims it is not the one behind the party -- it is merely the venue ... but Cicada's attorney, Keith Fink, closed his letter with a particularly personal parting shot saying:

"This whole situation is more of farce than the 'King James' show aired by ESPN last week."

Ben Roethlisberger Named in Urine Investigation

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TMZ has obtained a report from police in Dublin, Ohio which shows Ben Roethlisberger was investigated for allegedly peeing in public at a local golf course this past Friday.

According to the report, a woman named Nan Fowler phoned the pro shop at the Country Club at Muirfield Village around 6:53 PM and complained that a white, tall male -- sporting a blue golf shirt and khaki shorts -- was "urinating into some trees."

The report states that Nan was informed by the woman at the pro shop that the person who fit that description was Big Ben. Nan then called police and told them that the NFL star was peeing in public.

Cops eventually arrived to the scene and spoke with country club management -- and later determined that no crime had been committed. Sources connected to the investigation tell us cops never interacted with Roethlisberger -- because Ben was "long gone" by the time authorities had arrived.

TMZ spoke with reps at Muirfield who tell us, "We had a full slate of golfers that day ... it may have been anyone."

Of course, this isn't the first time Ben's penis has been at the center of controversy -- earlier this year, he was accused of raping a young woman inside a nightclub bathroom. That case was ultimately dropped after investigators determined there wasn't enough evidence to proceed.

So far, no comment from Roethlisberger's camp.

Tiki Barber Sued: You Knew You Were Cheating

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A company that made a deal with famed, retired NFLer Tiki Barber and his wife claims Barber fraudulently passed himself off as "happily married" in order to score some quick cash.

Tricera Revolution, Inc. -- which manufacturers state-of-the-art indoor cycling studios -- alleges in a new lawsuit filed in New York and obtained by TMZ ... it made a deal with Tiki and his wife Ginny, because they were "purportedly a happily-married, celebrity couple who were known to attend indoor cycling classes together."

The company gave the couple stock in return for PR, only to learn later, "...Barber was engaged in an adulterous affair with a twenty-three year old intern, Traci Lynn Johnson and intended to divorce Ginny Barber, with whom he had already fathered two children and who was pregnant at that time with twins."

Short story -- the company claims Barber knew the whole "happily married" thing was a lie when he signed on, and now the promotion is worthless.

Tricera wants to undo the deal and get its stock back from the Barbers.

TMZ Live: Roethlisberger, Vergara and Steinbrenner

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We took your questions on everything -- including Ben Roethlisberger being named in a urine investigation, Sofia Vergara's vacation bikini photos, and legendary Yankees owner George Steinbrenner's death.

Plus: Will Spencer Pratt crash "The Hills" live finale party?

Yankees Pitcher: Steinbrenner Was a 'Great Man'

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The New York Yankees' ace pitcher CC Sabathia offered kind words today following the death of legendary Yankees owner George Steinbrenner ... calling him "a great man."

Sabathia -- who was at an event in Anaheim, CA connected to the MLB All-Star Game -- also said George's death was a "tough loss for our organization" and offered his condolences to the Steinbrenner family.

Tampa Bay Rays star Evan Longoria and Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim center fielder Torii Hunter also shared their thoughts on the situation.

Street Baller OWNS Terrell Owens w/ NASTY Dunk

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Terrell Owens got savagely destroyed in a street basketball game at New York's legendary Rucker Park last night ... when some dude caught an alley-oop over T.O. and smashed the rock down HARD!

The crowd went insane ... and after the game, the dunker was already talkin' smack -- saying, "[T.O.] should have never been underneath the rim ... this is basketball, street baller thing ... this ain't football!"

Overall, T.O. played well -- throwing down a few dunks of his own ... but nothing as impressive as the dunk that happened right over his own head.

NY Yankees Legend George Steinbrenner Dies

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TMZ has confirmed legendary New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner died this morning after suffering a "massive" heart attack.

According to multiple reports, Steinbrenner -- who turned 80-years old on July 4th -- was rushed to St. Joseph's hospital in Tampa where he was later pronounced dead.

Steinbrenner -- a U.S. Navy veteran -- retired from running the Yankees in 2006 ... leaving his sons Hank and Hal to run the team.

Since Steinbrenner took over the team in 1973, the Yankees locked up 11 pennants and 7 World Series titles.

Among Steinbrenner's many accomplishments -- his famous "grooming policy" ... in which players and coaches are not allowed to sport hair past their collar ... and the only acceptable facial hair is a mustache.

UPDATE: A rep for the Steinbrenner family has released a statement saying, "It is with profound sadness that the family of George M. Steinbrenner III announces his passing. He passed away this morning in Tampa, Fla., at age 80."

The rep adds, "Funeral arrangements will be private. There will be an additional public service with details to be announced at a later date."

Dance Battle Breaks Out at NY Street Ball Game

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Moments before Terrell Owens got DUNKED on at a Rucker Park basketball game last night -- a dance battle broke out on the court ... featuring several masters in the art of krumping.

Pretty cool footage -- check it out.

Lawrence Taylor at Arraignment -- I'm No Rapist

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NFL legend Lawrence Taylor just plead not guilty in New York to five counts: rape, criminal sexual act, sexual abuse, endangering the welfare of a child, and patronizing a prostitute.

Outside of court, Taylor's attorney Arthur Aidala said there was't a plea deal in the works at the moment -- so the case was most likely going to trial.

Aidala also said Taylor was under "enormous pressure" and was doing "the best he can under the circumstances."

Lawrence Taylor at Court, Smack Talks Reporter

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Troubled NFL legend Lawrence Taylor arrived at Rockland County, NY court for his rape case today -- but there was already a bump in the road ... when LT turned and snapped at a local news reporter.

As he was walking into the building, a reporter asked, "Can you comment about what's happening today?

LT responded, "Darling ... grow up."

As we first reported, Taylor will plead not guilty to 5 criminal charges stemming from an incident in which he allegedly had sex with a 16-year-old prostitute in a motel room.

John Mayer -- How to Fake a Sportsgasm ...

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John Mayer doesn't like sports -- but he follows 'em anyway -- and according to the rocker, his anti-athletic demeanor may stem from violent run-ins with jocks way back in the day.

Mayer was out in NYC yesterday -- and when we asked about LeBron James, dude BS'd for a little while before finally admitting, "I play music ... we don't like sports ... we got beat up by guys like LeBron James."

he's sick of "faking" interest just to fit in with other "alpha males."

And even though he talks a big game, John also told us, "Whatever the next sport is, I'll pretend like I know that too."

LeBron's Ex-Teammate -- Good Luck, King James

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Surprisingly, not every single person in the state of Ohio hates LeBron James -- he still has a friend in ex-teammate Antawn Jamison.

Jamison -- who joined the Cleveland Cavaliers during last season -- told our photog, "I'm happy for him, man. I hope he gets a championship."

Let's hope Dan Gilbert doesn't hear that.