LeBron Parties 'til 2AM ... then Crushes Pistons

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Before the Miami Heat destroyed the Detroit Pistons last night, LeBron James got into the zone ... by partying with some teammates into the early hours on Wednesday morning.

Just hours before the Pistons game, LeBron was spotted leaving Miami's Lucky Strike bowling alley around 2 AM in a douche bag Orange Jeep.

'Bron spent the night hanging out with embattled boxer Floyd Mayweather.

Maybe he needed to pick up some tips before his super-highly anticipated return to Cleveland tonight ... where he's set to square off with the Cavs ... and thousands of angry fans.

Tony Parker & Eva Longoria -- Table for Two Exes

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Tony Parker and Eva Longoria reunited for a lunch date in L.A. on Wednesday -- two weeks after she filed to divorce him in Cali ... which was followed by Tony's own filing in Texas. Awwwwkward.

They met on neutral ground ... at a hotel in the L.A. area. Tony was in town because his San Antonio Spurs played the Clippers last night -- but based on Eva's gestures and Tony's expressions ... we're guessing there was little hoops strategy discussed.

No lawyers were present to split the bill.

Russia Gets 2018 World Cup

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FIFA has just announced that the 2018 World Cup will take place in Mother Russia.

And as for the 2022 World Cup ... the U.S. lost its chance at hosting the tourney to Qatar.

There's always 2026...

Magic Johnson Raiders in L.A.?? That's Funny ...

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Magic Johnson laughed at the idea of bringing the Oakland Raiders back to Los Angeles last night -- but don't count them out yet ... because Magic told us he has yet to speak with ANY team about his plan to get an NFL squad back in town.

As you may have heard -- Magic just announced that he's partnered up with AIG to make the NFL thing happen ... but said it's more likely that he will have to get an existing team to relocate instead of starting an expansion squad.

There was talk that he could be targeting the Silver and Black -- but check out his reaction, what do you think?

Tom & Gisele -- $7,500 Christmas Light Spectacular

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's electric bill is gonna be through the roof this Xmas -- TMZ has learned the couple is spending $7,500 to light and decorate their L.A. mansion for the Holidays.

Sources close to the couple tell us ... G&T placed an order with A-1 Christmas Trees and Lights in L.A. on Tuesday -- purchasing two twelve-foot Christmas trees ... and a whole mess of lights for their house ... totaling approximately $7,500.

Big surprise -- we're told the lights are red, white, and blue ... Patriots style. Clark Griswold would be proud.

Samuel L. Jackson -- Down For a Foursome

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Samuel L. Jackson laid out his picks for the perfect foursome ... unfortunately he was talking about golf -- which is the ONLY reason Justin Timberlake, Kenny G, and Yanni would ever be mentioned together.

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Tom Brady -- Your Loss Is Ro-Gaine

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Tom Brady may be getting a new linebacker -- a hairline backer.

The folks from Rogaine tell TMZ they're more than happy to offer the reportedly follically-challenged QB a 3-month supply of the product.

Rogaine's PR people offer this sage advice to Tom: "He shouldn't just try and grow his hair to cover that bald spot...he should try and regrow the HAIR that belongs there!"

The company wants to send Tom a free, 3-month supply of Hair Regrowth Foam -- the unscented, so he doesn't get bullied by his teammates.

On the bright side, Tom, it's another way to stay topical.

PGA Star Punches Mark Wahlberg

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PGA star Bubba Watson doesn't just hit golf balls ... he also hits movie stars -- and last night he stepped into the ring with Mark Wahlberg for a one-on-one boxing lesson.

Watson -- who's in L.A. to play at Tiger Woods' tournament this week -- somehow ended up at a boxing gym with the actor last night ... so Bubba threw on some gloves and unleashed the fury.

During the session, Mark taught Bubba how to throw a 1-2 combo -- he didn't teach the golfer that you're not supposed to wear jeans in a boxing ring.

McCourts Declare Impasse Over L.A. Dodgers

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Frank and Jamie McCourt have failed to agree on a property settlement in their divorce -- a settlement that could determine the fate of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The McCourts had until today to accept the settlement proposal by an L.A. Superior Court judge. Frank's lawyer says his client accepted the proposal, but apparently Jamie did not.

Jamie's resistance suggests the judge may have felt Jamie gave her rights to the Dodgers away when she signed a division of property agreement with Frank during their marriage.

So now ... another judge -- Scott Gordon of Mel Gibson fame -- will decide next month ... who gets the Dodgers.

Tony Parker's Lawyer Says Sayonara

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Tony Parker just lost his lawyer in his divorce case with Eva Longoria -- because Tony's lawyer also reps the man who's married to the woman Tony was allegedly sexting.

Richard Orsinger, Esq. filed Tony's divorce petition on November 19 in Texas. But sources connected with the case tell TMZ ... when Tony hired Orsinger, the lawyer didn't know another one of his clients -- former San Antonio Spurs teammate Brent Barry -- would have a connection to Parker's divorce.

Barry is in the process of getting a divorce from Erin Barry, the woman whom Parker allegedly sexted on the side.

Bottom line ... we're told Orsinger felt it was a conflict of interest to rep both Parker and Barry, so Parker got cut.

But sources tell us Parker is in the process of finding another lawyer and the Texas divorce will proceed. Eva has filed for divorce in Los Angeles.

Cops: Christy Martin's Husband Stabs Himself

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Christy Martin's husband -- who allegedly shot and stabbed the former female boxing champ last week -- was arrested today after allegedly stabbing himself behind his home.

Cops in Apopka, Florida claim they got a tip about James Martin's whereabouts earlier today -- so they sent a K-9 unit and a helicopter into the area to track the guy down.

Officials say they found the 66-year-old in the woods behind his home, wielding a knife -- and suffering from what appeared to be a self inflicted stab wound.

Initially, Martin refused to surrender -- but after a brief stand off with police, he eventually gave up and turned himself in.

Christy is still recovering from last week's attack -- but according to her rep, the injuries "are not life-threatening."

Tiger Woods: Let's Talk Divorce, Food, Caddyshack...

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Tiger Woods just unleashed a massive PR offensive on Twitter -- publishing his very first Twit Pic and opening up about everything from facial hair to his diet ... and even acknowledging his divorce.

Woods decided to respond to a bunch of his followers today -- blasting out 23 tweets in less than an hour.

Among the revelations:

-- He loves the movie Caddyshack
-- He can "barely grow" a goatee
-- His favorite teams are the Lakers, Dodgers and Raiders
-- He eats a "peanut & banana sandwich & almonds" during golf rounds.

Tiger also responded to a tweet from a follower who wrote, "I'm a retired Special Ops Guy like your dad. I got divorced and it was tough as hell. I have faith in you!"

Woods simply replied, "Thanks brother."

Lance Armstrong -- Fatherhood Is a Day at the Beach

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Lance Armstrong enjoyed a family beach day with his girlfriend Anna Hansen and their two kids in Miami today.

The 39-year-old definitely has his hands full.

NY Jets Lineman RIPS Tom Brady's Hair

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Tom Brady's hair SUCKS ... at least according to New York Jets O-lineman Damien Woody.

Woody played with Tom in New England for years before joining the Jets -- but last night in NYC, he didn't just take a shot at Tom's 'do ... he also told us that his new QB, Mark Sanchez, has SUPERIOR locks!!!

The Jets and the Pats are set to square off on Monday Night Football -- it's gonna get hairy.

NFL Star Lets God Off the Hook for Dropped Pass

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God can stop beating himself (or herself) up for Stevie Johnson's dropped TD pass this weekend -- the Buffalo Bills star is finally taking the blame.

Johnson -- who let the game against the Pittsburgh Steelers literally slip through his fingers in OVERTIME -- had twittered, "I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!!"

But today, he's changed his tune -- saying, "No I Did Not Blame God People! Seriously??!? CMon! I Simply Cried Out And Asked Why?"

He added, "I AM HAPPY & THANKFUL 4 YESTERDAY! w/out Sunday i Wldnt have grew closer w/The Lord!!"

Johnson will have a chance to repent when he lines up against the Minnesota Vikings this Sunday ... if he's not in church.

The Old Spice Guy -- 'Devilish' Good Looks

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Isaiah Mustafa -- the star of those hilarious Old Spice ads -- managed to keep his shirt on, for a change, at The Grove in L.A. ... quite proper for a man who has ties to a DEVIL. Let us explain ...

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