PETA Tells Pedro -- Go Cluck Yourself!
Pedro Martinez was caught on camera tossing roosters into a cockfight -- and now, PETA is throwing a high, hard one back at him for the deed.
In a letter obtained by TMZ, PETA slams Pedro for setting "a terrible example" for fans, especially the kids, and points out that Major League Baseball discourages its players from gambling of any kind.
Eli's GF to TMZ: You Giant Douchebags!
So what's more important to Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning - the Super Bowl ring or a supermodel? Yeah, we asked it, and Eli's fianceé was none too happy.
Patriots Player Popped for Pot
Two days after losing in the most-watched Super Bowl ever, New England Patriots defensive back Willie Andrews was busted in Lowell, Mass., on charges of marijuana possession and driving an unregistered motor vehicle, according to the Middlesex District Attorney's Office.
Andrews is scheduled to be arraigned sometime this afternoon in Lowell District Court.
Apparently, he took the loss hard.
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Ex-Yank Wife's Mugshot -- Crazazy Classic!
You've never heard of this woman before -- Kim Mattingly, estranged wife of Yankee legend Don Mattingly -- but you'll definitely remember her after seeing this whacked-out mugshot!
And here's the story behind it: Kim was popped by cops after she confronted Donnie Baseball at their Evansville, Ind. horse farm, accusing him of taking her cell phone. According to the Vanderburgh County Sheriff's Department, Kim was "screaming," "unsteady," and "abusive." The second time cops showed up at the house, Kim was sitting in a car, and they arrested her.
Don Mattingly just resigned as the hitting coach for the Los Angeles Dodgers, citing "family problems."
Gisele -- No Tom in Her Pocket
Gisele Bundchen returned to New York last night -- a hero to all New York fans -- for successfully pulling a Jessica "Yoko Romo" Simpson on her guy, Tom Brady.
The supermodel came home last night after the Super Bowl -- sans her favorite gunslinger -- and a total stranger did about as good a job blocking for her as the New England Patriots o-line did for Brady, i.e., not at all.
Brady's Ex -- Payback's a Bitch!
Bridget Moynahan had her game face on at a pre-Super Bowl Party in Santa Monica, but we're guessing the smile got a lot bigger about four hours later!
Nobody F***s with Jon Cryer!
We officially bow down to you ...
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The UFC Lifestyle: Punch and Party
Getting kicked, kneed, punched and elbowed in the head is just another day at the office for UFC fighters -- who followed up last night's fights by letting loose at PURE Nightclub at Caesars Palace and Prive Nighclub at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. Punch drunk indeed!
Jordan Swats Away Crazazy Woman in Suit
A Pennsylvania woman has been bombarding Michael Jordan with hundreds of threatening calls and e-mails over the past couple years, says the NBA legend, and he's playing some of that famous defense against her in a new lawsuit.
Jordan is seeking a special injunction against Lisa Miceli, a Crawford County, Pa. woman who claimed back in 2004 that MJ was the father of her son, as the Meadville Tribune reported. But since Jordan took two DNA tests in 2005, proving he wasn't the dad, Miceli has continued a full-court press of "hundreds" of calls and e-mails, according to the suit -- and now things are getting "violent and threatening."
A lawyer for Miceli wasn't immediately available for comment, but a website titled "Lisa Miceli's Official Blog" appears to document someone's very ardent feelings.
Rumblin', Bumblin,' Stumblin' -- and Cursin'!
ESPN's Chris "I Like to Scream and Yell at People" Berman made an ass out of himself when he went berserk on staffers during a "Monday Night Football" broadcast back in 2000.
The footage, just unearthed on YouTube, shows Berman screaming and hollering because a few people had the nerve to walk around while he was doing his job. The nerve of some people!
Jessica Simpson's Super Bowl Pick?
Thank Jebus, Mess Simpson didn't answer paps last night when they asked who her Super Bowl pick was.
She's already cursed Texas -- don't wanna bring another state into the mix.
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The Lingerie Bowl Has Been Canceled
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The boobtastic event had to be called off because the organizers couldn't get vaccinations the proper permits in time.
MLB Star Picks Up Chicks Online
He was one of the hottest studs in baseball -- but now Brady Anderson has resorted to trolling online dating sites for the ladies!
A TMZ's staffer's friend hooked up with the former Oriole ... check out her hilarious story from TMZ TV.
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Shirtless Serb Wins Australian Open
Some hunk named Novak Djokovic of Serbia won the Australian Open Men's Singles tennis final on Sunday -- and celebrated by sipping champagne -- and taking off his shirt!
Um ... Andy Roddick, who?!
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Common & Serena Make a Racket at Villa
TMZ caught up with handsome rapper Common outside of Villa Friday night, and in the middle of talking to him, the police interrupted. Damn the man!
Then as Common was leaving, tennis star Serena Williams was spotted in the passenger seat. So that's where she's been practicing her smash!
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Sampras Sells His Center Court
Hitting a little ball sure makes a lot of dough! Pete Sampras and his wife, actress Bridgette Wilson, have put their Beverly Hills mansion on the market for a whopping $25 million. The L.A. Times is reporting that the gated 11,000 square foot home has five bedrooms and is equipped with a total of 12 bathrooms. That's more than two bathrooms per bedroom! That's a lot of peein'!
Other perks include a detached guesthouse, a gym, a theater, a pool, a putting green and a tennis court. With a house like that, who needs to leave the house? Ever!