TMZ Sports - Page 50

Michael Wynne, the bumbling buffoon who became infamous for shouting nonsense about "exclusivity," is a student at Boston University -- and serves as an "NHL Analyst" on the school's TV station for some show called "Off Sides."

Hey Mike -- don't quit your day job. If you've still got one.

Hopefully, Tommy boy made it home in time to prepare Gisele's lunch and run her a bath.

Denver PD has launched an investigation into whether several officers acted inappropriately by giving recently-arrested Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony a ride to a hotel after his fianceé refused to come pick his ass up!

When you're popped for DUI in Denver, the law says cops take you to detox or release you to a "sober, responsible party." After the bust, cops took Melo to a local hospital for a blood test. The CW2 reports that's when they called his baby mama La La to come get him -- she said no way, Jose!

Cameras caught the NFL legend after dinner at the Ivy last night, sounding more like a Hall of Fame car salesman than a Hall of Fame quarterback.

The 23-year-old Denver Nuggets forward was driving on Interstate 25 in Colorado at around 4:00 AM when he was pulled over and taken into custody. Anthony was driving a silver Mercedes and police say he was stopped for failing to drive in a single lane and failing to dim his lights.

Anthony's attorney, Dan Recht, said, "He cooperated by consenting to a blood test, the results of which will not be available for approximately two weeks ... There was no accident and no one was hurt."

Andrew Martin, who wrestled under the name Test (boring!), was arrested early Sunday morning for DUI and driving with a suspended license.

Martin was pulled over Sunday morning by the Florida Highway Patrol on State Road 54 after an off-duty officer spotted him driving recklessly. He failed a field sobriety test (get it?) and refused to take a urine test (you get it by now). He posted $500 bail and was released Sunday night.

Scott Spiezio got three years probation after pleading guilty to hit and run and DUI from a December 30 incident in which he drove through a fence and threw up on a friend's rug. Nice.

Spiezio -- who just last week signed with the Atlanta Braves -- also has to pay $1495.50 in fines, undergo a three-month alcohol program, attend two AA meetings and perform 80 hours of community service.

But when he and his bro Eli left Villa on Saturday night (yes, Eli and Villa are in the same sentence!) with a few hot chicks, Peyton shot us his very best deer in the headlights.

Just when you thought Michael Vick's football career was over, he's resurrected it once again in the joint.

Apparently, Leavenworth's most athletic inmate is showing off his moves on the field, er, jail yard, and is quarterbacking the prison football team. Falcons owner Arthur Blank tells the NY Daily News, the disgraced baller is adjusting as well as he can to prison life, and is staying busy by doing dishes and writing letters.

For his toil and trouble as a dishwasher, Vick gets about 12 cents an hour. In his last season with the Falcons, Vick raked in $1.4 million, all part of a 10-year, $130 million contract that he signed in 2004.

Both candidates picked North Carolina (who got thrashed by Kansas last night) to win it all -- and neither had Memphis (who stomped UCLA) making it to the big game.

The future looks grim for the 'ole U.S. of A.

Where is Maury Povich when you need him?! A woman who claims Michael Jordan fathered her 4-year-old son is asking for him to take a paternity test -- for the third time!

The former NBA baller took two paternity tests in 2005, and was completely ruled out to be the boy's father. But the wacky mom just won't leave MJ alone.

Lisa Miceli is asking a judge to make Jordan submit to a third paternity test -- but here's the rub (get it?) -- she'll have a hard time serving Jordan, because a judge has ruled she's been harassing the s**t out of him and ordered her to stay away.