Antonio: Cameron's Got The Best Seat in the House
At last night's Lakers-Spurs game, Antonio Banderas drooled it like Beckham and proved he got game ... for Cameron Diaz's ass!
Unfortunately, this mini-"Shrek" reunion was not for all audiences -- especially Melanie Griffith.
Dwayne's Ex Doesn't Want a Piece of the Rock
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's divorce proceedings are officially done, according to court docs filed last week.
Johnson and his now-ex-wife, Dany Garcia, have a 7-year-old daughter, Simone. According to their divorce agreement, both sides will pay $5,000 a month into a trust fund to be used towards a private school, college education and other living expenses.
Garcia and Johnson will share custody -- splitting up holidays and whatnot -- and both agreed to waive their right to alimony, though The Rock will fork over $22,454/month in child support. Don't worry about Garcia -- she made $700k last year as a financial adviser.
Jason Taylor: Anything But Football!
Seems as if "DWTS" reject Jason Taylor has forgotten his day job.
The still-on-the-roster-but-hasn't-showed-up-for-camp-yet Miami Dolphin was at the Principal Charity Classic pro-am in Iowa yesterday trying to get his Tiger Woods on.
First dancing, now golf? What's next, the Pillsbury Bake-Off?!
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Able to Leap Tall Buildings in a Single Bound
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Shaquille O'Neal.
Shaq gave the Empire State Building a run for its skyscraper money and towered hundreds of feet above New Yorkers on Wednesday.
Big Apple meet the Big Shaquille.
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Eva Longoria: Still Plays for the Other Team
Tony Parker-Longoria's Spurs are down 3-1 to the Lakers in the Western Finals -- and Eva had to hear all about it after returning home to L.A. from her cheerleading trip to San Antonio.
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Indy Winner: Trading Stick Shift for Sequins?
Helio Castroneves paved the way for all race car drivers-turned-dancing queens on "DWTS" -- so is Scott Dixon, this year's Indy 500 winner, gonna follow in his flitting footsteps?
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Website Thumbs Nose at Kobe
A website that posted a story claiming Kobe Bryant had an affair with a Laker Girl has refused to back down.
As we first reported, Bryant's lawyer fired off a letter to TheDirty.com, demanding that the post be taken down. Dirty claimed Kobe had an affair with 18-year-old Vanessa Curry, who has resigned her position as a Laker Girl. Now Dirty's lawyer has fired back, claiming the story is true. But get this -- the lawyer says even if it isn't true, "because Mr. Bryant has previously publicly admitted to similar acts of infidelity ... it seems unlikely that any jury would find 'actual malice.'"
And here's the best part: Dirty's lawyer says the fact that Kobe's lawyer sent a demand letter "only increases the likelihood that this story will receive more attention than it already has." Dirty's lawyer then makes reference to "The Streisand effect" -- that's when Babs made a stink over photos of her beach pad taken from a helicopter and it just made everyone aware of where she lived.
P.S. Kobe's lawyer is Barbra Streisand's cousin.
Mariah -- No Glove, No Love
Mariah Carey wore her Hollywood Blvd. best to throw out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game on Tuesday.
Mimi's shirtless and belly-baring Pink Lady satin cropped jacket, Daisy Duke shorts and West Side piers heels look like the mandatory uniform for Team Shauna Sand.
Mariah's ball boy Nick Cannon was nowhere in sight.
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T.O. Ab-normal
NFL crybaby Terrell Owens turned up at Rehab at the Hard Rock in Vegas over the weekend, where he offered to do everyone's laundry -- on his stomach!
Even Floyd Mayweather Jr. wouldn't take his shirt off around this guy.
Ricky Hatton Is a Knockout
Looking like Janice Dickinson after her weekly touch-up, light-welterweight boxing champ Ricky Hatton -- and his busted face -- celebrated his win over Juan Lazcano on Saturday in Manchester, England.
He's so bloody hot.
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Kobe's Beef Over "Dirty" Affair Allegations
TMZ has obtained a cease and desist letter that Kobe Bryant's attorney fired off to the owners of a website that accused the NBA star of having an affair with a Lakers cheerleader. Is it too late to bet on the Spurs?
TheDirty.com (aka the site that ran those Matt Leinart pics) published a post last week claiming it had info linking Bryant to one of the Laker Girls, who has since resigned. The girl has left the team, we're told, to pursue a "hosting" career. All references to her on the team's official site have vanished.
The letter demands the site remove Kobe's "name, image, and likeness, and any information that relates in any way to him" -- but thus far, it's still there. TheDirty tells us, "TheDirty.com strictly adheres to all laws when posting stories and/or images."
BTW -- Kobe's lawyer is none other than Adam Streisand. He's Barbra's cousin, and he tried -- and failed -- to inject himself into Britney Spears' conservatorship case earlier this year.
Hi, My Name's Lance and I'm Addicted to Blondes
Lance Armstrong sure likes to recycle his lady friends. Seems all it takes to get Armstrong going these days is an A cup and some stringy blonde hair. Check out all the ladies that have ridden on the Tour de Lance. Notice a pattern?!
NBA Star Popped for Pot
Police arrested Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah early this morning on charges of possession of marijuana and having an open container of alcohol.
According to a police spokesman, Noah, the son of flamboyant tennis great Yannick Noah, was spotted by an officer on a sidewalk holding a plastic cup containing an amber drink, a violation of city law. Cops later found pot on him during a search at the police station.
He could face up to six months in jail and a $500 fine for the marijuana charge.
Soccer Hairtastrophes
It takes big balls to play soccer, and to rock these hair dos! Who needs style when you have skills.
Warrant Issued For Alleged Ice Dancer Drugger
Cops are on the hunt for James R. Halstead, the creep suspected of slipping the "date rape" drug in Olympic gold medal ice dancer Oksana "Pasha" Grishuk's drink during a business meeting at an O.C. hotel last month.
The shady insurance salesman faces one felony count of giving an unwitting Grishuk a "narcotic, anesthetic and intoxicating agent." This is not the first time Halstead has been in trouble with the law. The 61-year-old has been accused of defrauding investors out of millions of dollars.
And no, this guy is in no way affiliated with Tonya Harding -- that we know of.
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Caesars to Pacman: Et Tu, Deadbeat?
Crazytown footballer Pacman Jones may want to avoid Vegas for his next vacation. The Clark County D.A. is seeking a felony arrest warrant for Pacman for allegedly running out on a $20K gambling debt at Caesars Palace.
The Bad Check Unit -- the same peeps who went after Charles Barkley -- say Jones hasn't paid back three markers, two for $5,000 and one for $10,000 to the casino. The warrant hasn't been granted by a judge yet, and his lawyer tells the Las Vegas Sun that he's going to pay up.
Jones is trying to get back into the NFL with the Dallas Cowboys after he was suspended by the NFL all of last season. He's been arrested six times since 2005.