The Snake to Cops: Schlitz Happens
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Alabama cops sacked legendary NFL QB Kenny "The Snake" Stabler over the weekend for driving under the influence.
Robertsdale, Ala. PD pulled him over around 1:00 AM Sunday morning for what they said was a routine traffic violation. Kenny's no stranger to this drill -- this is the third time he's been popped for drunk driving. He posted $1,000 bail and was released from jail.
"The Snake" is the only QB from the NFL's ALL-1970's team not to be inducted to the Hall of Fame. This probably doesn't help.
T.O. -- Hissy Fit on Three! Ready? Break!
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To get abs like this, it takes a lot of blood, sweat and tears. For consummate crybaby Terrell Owens, it may just take a lot of tears.
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Beck-aholic Takes Penalty Shot to the Chops
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For a few seconds, this crazy fan was the envy of women around the world -- embracing the hottest man in soccer, David Beckham. He was then the envy of no one -- as Beck's beefy teammate Chris Klein gave him a serious beat down!
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Dennis Rodman: If You Can't Beat 'Em ...
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Some people never learn.
Dennis Rodman was out last night with the girlfriend that had him arrested for domestic battery on April 30. She was kind enough to tell us the status on the charges he's facing.
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Barkley and Blackjack: No Longer Pals
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Charles Barkley spoke about his ongoing drama with the gambling world yesterday, at the Fantasy Springs Hotel & Casino. He claims he can't gamble for the next four years.
That's just enough time to save up to lose another $400,000.
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Coco Go Loco -- Gets Red Socked
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There's nothing better than a bench clearing, eye-bustin', gut stompin' baseball fight -- especially when the guy who started it is named Coco Crisp -- seriously.
Finally, a reason to sit through a baseball game.
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Bridget To Gisele: Here's the Deal ...
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The fruits of Tom Brady's labor (and Bridget's) went for a stroll yesterday.
Bridget Moynahan makes motherhood look gooood.
Holyfield Goes Belly Up
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Evander Holyfield made over $200 mil in the ring ... and probably another 10 grand or so on "Dancing with the Stars." So shocker -- seems he's broke.
Evander's home has gone into foreclosure and it's going on the auction block. On the home front, he's being sued for allegedly defaulting on a $550,000 landscaping bill. And, baby mama Toi Jenese Irvin is taking him to court for $6 grand in back child support.
Evander's rep was mum.
Boston Fans Try to Jock Block Kobe
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If you really want to piss off Kobe Bryant, click here!
A Boston Celtics fan is ripping a page from the Tony Parker how-not-to-play book, by creating cutouts of Vanessa Curry, the former Lakers cheerleader Bryant reportedly hooked up with. Kobe denies the alleged misdeed and has fired off a legal letter to the website that spread the rumor.
Anywho, at tonight's game, Boston fans are gonna hold up lots of pics of Vanessa. Will it distract Kobe? We're thinkin' ... he's used to it.
Stay tuned!
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The Force Is Not Strong With This One
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If you've ever wanted to go after George Lucas for ruining the "Star Wars" franchise, be warned -- his daughter will lay you out.
Amanda Lucas made her MMA debut in Auckland, New Zealand over the weekend, losing in one of ten fights as part of an event called Princesses of Pain -- which also accurately describes Natalie Portman's acting in "Attack of the Clones."
According to a fan at the fight who posted a comment on a local news site, Amanda's fight was "a total mismatch and she got badly beaten. To give Amanda her dues she kept coming back for more, but the ref in her corner should have stopped the fight after the first round."
Go Speed Racer Lawsuit, Go!
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Philadelphia 76ers center Samuel Dalembert is suing a design studio in NYC over "Speed Racer." Ah-ha!
The NBA star invested more than a million bucks in a project that licensed "Speed Racer" products and merchandise back in 2006. According to the lawsuit, Dalembert claims his partners didn't actually have the rights to "Speed Racer" in the first place. Details!
Dalembert wants more than $50,000. We couldn't find Art Asylum.
LeBron James: How I Spent My Summer Vacation
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If LeBron James' Cleveland Cavaliers were still alive in the playoffs, he'd be in Cleveland right now getting ready to lose to the Lakers.
Instead, he's in L.A. hitting hotspots like the Ivy and Katsuya. No wonder he laughed when someone asked him about being out of the playoffs -- where would you rather be?
T.O. Goes Up the Middle
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Terrell Owens ventured out into the wilds of the Hampton's Lily Pond nightclub to study the rare, indigenous, feather-tailed gogo bird in its natural environment.
T.O. -- this ain't accidental ...
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Bills' Player: Possible Hit and Running Back
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TMZ has confirmed with Buffalo Police that a 2008 SUV registered to Buffalo Bills' running back Marshawn Lynch was involved in a hit-and-run early Saturday morning.
A lady was struck by the automobile around 3:30 AM EST in Buffalo's entertainment district. She was taken to a hospital and later released. It's unknown whether or not Lynch was driving the car, or even in it.
An investigation is already underway.
A call to the Bills has not yet been returned.
Same-Sex Couples Not Safeco for Mariners?
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It's Tila Tequila Saturday! If it wasn't bad enough that pro mechanical bull rider Sirbrina Guerrero was unable to rope a ride on, er, with Tila on this season's show, now she says she can't swap spit with her GF at a Mariners game either. Ichi -NO!
Guerrero told a local Sea-Town TV station she was at the M's game with her date recently and gave her a peck, when a mother sitting with her son complained to security. Guerrero says they were told to stop PDAing or leave the game!
Why the Mariners, who are a bottom dwelling 20-35, would want to kick any fans out of a game is beyond us.
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Dirty Eva Roots for Lakers?
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Eva Longoria-Parker stopped into Ken Paves salon before the big Lakers-Spurs game on Thursday -- and got more than just her hair did!
Some joker scrawled "Go Lakers" on the back of the Spurs wife's dirty SUV. Tony Parker is gonna be pissed she didn't root for the home team.