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During the press conference after the game, Kobe said he was going to "wine" and "take shots." Isn't that all he did during the game?

Oh, right -- he's got a movie coming out.

What the hell are you doing reading this, when you could be looking at him?!

EA Sports has an unfair monopoly on the football game business, so the suit alleges, because they negotiated a sweetheart deal with the NFL Players Association -- essentially making "Madden" the only game on the market to feature real player names. Would you rather play with Brett Favre or QB#4? And as a final kick in the nads -- they jacked up the price, too!

During the radio play-by-play, the announcer was wondering out loud ... why no energy in the crowd? Maybe because it looked like a gigantic power outage.

Between the crazy lighting and the fact the place is filled with celebs, it's easy to see how fans might have mistaken last night's basketball game for an L.A. club.

The Lakers went dark this season so fans would focus more on the action and less on "Oh my God, there's Tobey Maguire!" And there's the whole green thing.

Jeff, it's Lachey -- not "Latchee." And he was dating Vanessa Minnillo, not Alyssa Milano.

For someone who just got out of rehab, he sure makes a lot of late-night club appearances.

Ex-Scores stripper Milana Dravnel, who supposedly sold the saucy snaps, has dropped her multi-million dollar suit against Oscar for calling her a liar and calling the pictures out as fakes. Turns out, according to experts who analyzed the photos, Oscar was right -- they had been digitally altered and Milana was lying after all.

De La Hoya's lawyer Judd Burstein told the New York Daily News, "She was facing very large damages and so she agreed to drop the case. The case would have been dismissed anyway."

Don't worry -- he's not up to no good. He's from Inglewood.

Sucks for him ... but then again, Tony still gets to go home with this at the end of the day.

Virginia doesn't want Michael Vick on its mind until he's done serving his first sentence for dogfighting.

A county prosecutor in Va. says that Vick's not worth the jack it'll take to spring the canine-killin' QB out of federal prison and try him on state charges -- then return him and his fellow defendants to their separate big houses. (And we don't mean their mansions.)

We're told Yang, whose real name is James Yun, was yanked from the ring in accordance with the organization's "Talent Wellness Program", which monitors substance abuse and health issues for wrestlers.

This is his first violation.

A Georgia judge initially ordered Caffey to the clink in 2007 after he got $100K behind in support payments to Lorunda Brown, the mother of one of his sons. That order was subsequently put on hold when the baller cried broke and filed for bankruptcy.

Brown's lawyer now wants to know, penny by penny, where all of Caffey's jack went -- including the $35 million that he made in his last NBA contract.

BTW, Caffey had those ten kids with eight women. That's King Baby Daddy to you.

Caffey's lawyer said they'll be there at this week's hearing to deal with the case.