The Balls in Beckham's Court

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Doesn't David Beckham know you are not allowed to touch the ball with your hands in soccer?!

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The C's Hang With Some T&A

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Boston Celtics stars Sam Cassell and Paul Pierce reaped the benefits of their NBA title this weekend, partying it up at Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

Amazingly enough, the sight of Sam I Am didn't drive away the chicks.

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David Beckham -- Flight Risk

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If anyone ever thought airport security lines were a hassle -- just try being David Beckham for a day!

The Galaxy star couldn't walk five feet through Dulles International Airport without being asked for a photo or autograph, but he still took the time to appease his mass of fans. Tom Cruise has taught him well.

Take notes, Posh.

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Judge in Javon Walker Case: Go Chargers!

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The judge in the Javon Walker case wants everyone to know -- he's a Charger fan!

Arfat Fadel, who cops say kidnapped, robbed and beat up the Oakland Raiders star in Vegas, had his first appearance before a huge football fan, er, judge today.

Cops say an "intoxicated" Walker willingly got into Fadel's Range Rover outside the Bellagio hotel early Monday morning. That's way different from what he said nearly two weeks ago -- that he'd been jacked in his hotel room.

Fadel currently sits in the slammer on $86,000 bail. If convicted on all charges, he faces life in prison.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Vacation Is Hotter Than Yours

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The Cristiano Ronaldo Vacation Show rages on in Italy. Dive in and enjoy!

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Kobe Rats Out His Family

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Kobe Bryant spent yesterday at the Mouse House in the O.C. -- far-removed from anything related to Shaq's ass.

Kobe and his daughters rode the rides at Disneyland and he even treated his daughter Gianna to a churro.

No word on how it tasted.

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John Salley: Tell Me How My Lies Taste!

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Delusional John Salley says the only reason he got caught lying about the"Best Damn Sports Show Period" never running the Shaq attack vid is because he doesn't think it had anything to do with sports. Are you crazy?!?!?!

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Alabama, How Does Shaq's A** Taste?

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Shaquille O'Neal visited a software company in Huntsville, Ala. yesterday, but all anyone wants to know about is that darn Kobe rap.

Shaq talked about moving to Alabama with the fam -- but he ducked a simple question about Kobe on his way out.

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Cristiano Ronaldo: Hot, Wet and Taken!

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Severe heat warnings were issued after ridiculously hot Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo and his bootylicious Spanish girlfriend Nereida Gallardo soaked up each other's gorgeousness on the beach in Italy. Europe couldn't have asked for a better tourism campaign than these pictures.

Shaq's Had His Fill of Kobe

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Shaquille O'Neal can't escape his Kobe Bryant freestyle -- even in Huntsville, Ala.

Shaq Diesel went to dinner at Dolce Enoteca (yes, in Huntsville) last night and sources tell us he was a "true gentleman," posing for pics and signing balls for the kids.

But he ran into a little issue when it came time to order. The server ran down the evening's specials, which included Kobe beef filet. Shaq replied he "wasn't really in the mood for anymore Kobe," opting instead for the chicken.

No need to chew him and spit him out again.

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John Salley -- Caught in a Shaq-size LIE!

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Not only was John Salley in complete and utter denial when we informed him about Shaq's asstastic rap -- but he also could "guarantee" us the video wouldn't show up on his "Best Damn Sports Show Period."

Someone clearly isn't in charge of programming.

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Shaq Speaks! Kobe, How's My Love Taste?

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What a difference a few days makes!

On Sunday, Shaquille O'Neal invited Kobe Bryant to toss his salad -- but today he told our camera, "I love you Kobe!"

He's got a funny way of showing it.

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Hey Ray Lewis, Those Hostesses Aren't Free!

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NFL star Ray Lewis rarely misses a tackle -- but one company claims he completely wiffed on paying his bill.

Profession Events, LLC. in Arizona is suing Lewis, claiming he never paid for hostesses he hired for a Super Bowl party back in February. The company claims they were promised several times they'd get paid the $5,780 they were owed -- but never did.

Calls to Lewis' agent were not returned.

Cops: Shaq Won't Get Heat in Miami

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Minutes after an Arizona sheriff called for Shaquille O'Neal's badge over his n-bomb laced rap, the Diesel was already getting back-up from some of his other boys in blue.

According to a statement from Miami Beach Chief of Police Carlos Noriega, "Shaquille O'Neal is a member in good standing of the Miami Beach police Dept. He is a valuable asset to our organization and the city of Miami Beach."

Reps from the Los Angeles Port Authority, where he also serves as a reserve officer, had no comment.

Sheriff to Shaq: Gimme That Badge Back!

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The Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona thinks Shaq-Fu better shut up! And now he's pulled the NBA baller's special deputy's badge because of his rapping rant against Kobe Bryant.

Last January, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio made the Phoenix Suns star a special deputy, and then promoted him to a ceremonious colonel earlier this month. "I want his two badges back," Arpaio told the AP, "Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct."

Arpaio, known as "America's Toughest Sheriff," is best known for forcing inmates to wear pink undies and work on a chain gang.

O'Neal also served as a reserve officer with Miami Beach PD while playing for the Miami Heat.

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