Rafael Nadal Ties One On

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Wimbledon champ Rafael Nadal traded his sweaty headband and sleeveless t-shirt for a monkey suit on Sunday night.

The 22-year-old Spaniard is hot regardless of what he wears.

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A-Rod Divorce Madonna was 'Last Straw'

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Cynthia Rodriguez's lawyer tells TMZ, "A-Rod may be an All-Star baseball player, but he's flunked the All-Star team as far as marriage is concerned."

Earle Lilly is repping Cynthia in the divorce case, which will be launched tomorrow when she files legal papers in Miami. Lilly claims Alex Rodriguez, who's already banked more than $250 mil, and Madonna have been having an affair "and are still together." He says they were together after his game yesterday and together today as well.

Lilly says, "We're not gonna lose this case." He acknowledges a prenup exists but it's "too early" to decide if he'll challenge it. He says there will be a "huge settlement" in the case but "not hundreds of millions of dollars." Lilly says A-Rod's estate is "vast ... beyond what anyone knows."

He says, "Cynthia is tremendously traumatized and devastated," adding the legal papers he'll file tomorrow will claim she's the victim of "emotional abandonment." Lilly says A-Rod has seen his six-week-old baby "once, maybe twice, but that's it." He says there's no question -- when the ink is dry she will be the primary custodial parent.

Madonna will not be specifically named in the divorce papers. Lilly says infidelity is a "major cause" for the divorce, but not because of any one allegation. Rather, he says, there were a series of dalliances and "Madonna was the last straw."

Lilly says Cynthia did not have an affair with Lenny Kravitz and that her relationship with him is "totally innocent and puristic."

A-Rod's Wife -- Let's Play Ball in Court

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Looks like the Madonna romance rumors finally sent Alex Rodriguez's wife on the offensive.

Cynthia Rodriguez has hired Houston lawyer Earle Lilly to finally end her rocky marriage with A-Rod, according to WABC in New York. Earle said Cynthia will file suit tomorrow morning in Dade County Fla. Family Court, and that A-Rod's "relationship with Madonna was the final straw for Mrs. Rodriguez."

Madonna has denied having a fling with Mr. Anti-October.

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Nadal vs. Federer -- Who'd You Rather?

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Serena won the most important match yesterday ... more people on TMZ said they'd rather do her than sis Venus.

Which, of course, leads us to the next logical question.

UPDATE: Rafael Nadal has defeated Roger Federer in five sets. 6-4,6-4,6-7,6-7,9-7

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Venus vs. Serena Who Would You Rather?

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Venus Williams will play lil sis Serena in the Wimbledon finals tomorrow. It's third Wimby faceoff -- Serena beat Venus in the first two.

Yeah, yeah, we want to know who you think will win. But more important ...

UPDATE: Venus Williams has won Wimbledon, beating Serena 7-5, 6-4.

A-Rod Not Gonna Go Our Way

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A-Rod had just as much to say today about his wife possibly slinking around with Lenny Kravitz as he did yesterday about himself slipping it to Madonna -- but he still did it with a smile.

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Ronaldo Spotted with a Biological Woman

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Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo -- not to be confused with the ridiculously super hot Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo -- vacationed on a yacht ... without any transsexual prostitutes!

Ronaldo hung out in Ibiza with his pregnant girlfriend Bia Anthony on Wednesday. As far as we know, Bia is not a pregnant man.

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A-Rod's Decoy is a Real Son of a Bitch

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Alex Rodriguez wasn't the only dog slammed with Madonna questions outside the baseballer's home in New York yesterday.

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A-Rod Mum on Madge Yankee Panky

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Alex Rodriguez was swarmed by pappers outside his hotel today in NYC -- and all anyone wanted to know was if he's been getting to third base (or further) with Madonna.

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Holyfield's Baby Mama Does a Legal K.O.

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Evander Holyfield better get back in the ring and make some money -- because according to court documents the boxer hasn't paid child support for his 10-year-old son Evan in three months!

Holyfield's baby Mama, Toi Jenese Irvin, is demanding Holyfield either pay his $9000 debt in full -- or go straight to the pokey. Irvin also says Holyfield dropped their son's health insurance -- something he's required to do by a judge.

In addition to Evan, Holyfield has ten other children.

The Tush Pays for the Bush

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Kim Kardashian is more than Reggie Bush's girlfriend -- she also doubles as his ATM!

The Tush Pays for Bush


Never leave home without her purse!

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Paul Pierce's Expensive Hand Job

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NBA champ Paul Pierce aka lucky bastard -- got a four hour Swedish massage in his cabana at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas this weekend.

The baller tipped his two hot masseuses $500 each. What a happy ending.

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Gordon Takes the Checkered Flag on Divorce

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Even Jeff Gordon's wife knows he's the king of divorce.

Jeff was involved in a nasty split from his first wife, so when a papper asked him if he had any advice for the possibly-splitting Madonna and Guy Ritchie, his current wife was quick to say he knows all about divorce lawyers.

Mark Henry -- Color Him WWE Champ

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When does being hit with racial slurs improve your career? For WWE wrestler Mark Henry, it may have happened last night on PPV.

In April, the WWE suspended writer Michael Hayes for 60 days for telling Henry, "I'm more n***** than you are." Last night -- and one week after Hayes was reinstated -- the twelve-year WWE vet and former Olympian finally got his big moment by winning the company's ECW world title.

That's where the controversy starts.

Kobe -- Shaq's Ass Got Your Tongue?

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We finally caught up with Kobe Bryant in NYC this afternoon, his first public appearance in the city where Shaquille O'Neal publicly invited him to sample his backside.

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Alfonso Ribeiro -- Lowered Expectations

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That goal can't be regulation.

5'6" Alfonso Ribeiro put on his big boy shorts and slammed one home at the Monster Cable hoops tourney in Miami Beach.

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