Ronaldo: Gimpy and Still Hotter Than You
That limp and crutches Cristiano Ronaldo's rocking, thanks to ankle surgery, are sure to solidify him a pity f**k or two. Not that he really needs help getting a leg up in that arena!
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Serena Williams' Assets Mesmerize Photog
Bow down Kim K! Serena Williams still has the tush to be reckoned with.
The tennis star was in D.C. yesterday for a match, but our photog was so enamored with her behind he almost forgot to ask her any questions. The power of the badonkadonk should not be underestimated.
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Holyfield Punches Out Child Support Debt
Evander Holyfield is off the hook -- for now! In a deposition this morning in Atlanta, the boxer handed out a $9K check to baby mama Toi Jenese Irvin to cover past due child support he owed her.
Holyfield also agreed to reinstate 10-year-old son Evan's health insurance, pay for his private school expenses, make sure a college trust is in place and pay for some of Irvin's attorney's fees.
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A-Rod's Wife Wants Truly Fabulous Parting Gift
It will surely ease the pain if Cynthia Rodriguez scores the couple's $12 million, six bedroom estate in Coral Gables, Fla.
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Second Suspect Nabbed in Baller Beatdown
Vegas police have arrested another man accused of breaking Javon Walker's face last month.
Cops say Deshawn Thomas took part in the insane robbery and beatdown that left the Raiders wide receiver unconscious on a street near the Las Vegas strip last month. Thomas will be charged with kidnapping, robbery and conspiracy to commit robbery with substantial bodily harm.
Another suspect, Arfat Fadel, was arrested two weeks ago.
Thomas is being held without bail.
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A-Rod's Former Skip Gives Paps the Stop Sign
LA Dodgers manager Joe Torre got another reminder he ain't in NYC anymore.
The former Yankees manager got barraged with A-Rod/Madonna questions by paps outside The Ivy yesterday -- and also a friendly reminder about the city's new hands-free law.
He ignored one and followed the other.
Michael Vick Don't Have Dick
Nobody knows the trouble Michael Vick's seen. Now the star of the prison football team says he's broke as a joke!
Vick, who's currently serving a karma-endorsed 23-month sentence in the Federal pen, filed for Chapter 11 in U.S. Bankruptcy Court Monday. In the papers, he says he owes between $10 and $50 million to creditors.
In the docs, the convicted animal abuser says he hopes he can "rebuild his life on a personal and spiritual level, resurrect his image as a public figure, and resolve matters with the NFL such that he can resume his career."
Nadal's Hot Girlfriend Hurts His Ball Control
Now that everyone's wagging their tongues at Wimbledon winner Rafael Nadal -- it's time to wag them at his super hot, used-to-be-secret girlfriend.
Nadal's 20-year-old Spanish fox, Maria Francisca "Xisca" Perello, has been avoiding the spotlight for nearly three years -- and doesn't attend his matches to keep from distracting his ball play.
We know why.
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Mr. October Desperate to Be Mr. Relevant
When we caught up with Yankee great Reggie Jackson, 62, yesterday in NYC, he jumped all over the coattails of Mr. Anti-October, Alex Rodriguez, just for a little pap-preciation.
Who knew Reggie was such an attention whore?
Stray-Rod: The Thinker Meets the Stinker
This pic of Alex Rodriguez was taken just moments ago in Manhattan. If you drew this you couldn't get it better.
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Shaq's Divorce in a Sleeper Hold
We know Shaq's a horse. We know Kobe ratted him out. But does this look like a man who's still getting divorced?!
The Diesel spent his 4th of July playing the role of a giant human arm cushion for his wife Shaunie in the Cayman Islands.
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Boz's Brawn Rescues Accident Victim
Brian Bosworth, better known as "the Boz" in his Seattle Seahawks days, can now add saving a life to his resume. Better than his bust of a NFL career!
Winnipeg Free Press reports that the NFL dud assisted in the rescue of a woman who flipped her SUV on the Trans-Canada Highway. Boz was driving along the road and stopped when he saw paramedics attempting the rescue. He jumped in to help when he realized they needed more manpower.
Both the driver and passenger were taken to a local hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
Boz was in the area fishing with his son.
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Soccer Phenom in 12-Year-Old Girl's Body
After scoring the winning goal in the Euro 2008 last week, chest hairless Spanish soccer stud Fernando Torres worked on bronzing his pasty white skin in Miami.
Nothing says futbol star like a precious, little, elastic headband.
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Sugar Ray -- Still a Contender
How ya like me now, Terry Norris?
It's been more than a decade since Sugar Ray Leonard last stepped in the ring, but the 52-year-old former champ -- yes, 52!!! -- looked ready to go at it again while training in Hawaii over the weekend.
A-Rod's Wife Files Big D
Cynthia Rodriguez has officially filed for divorce from Alex Rodriguez.
In the documents, filed today in Miami, Cynthia says she's exhausted every effort to salvage the marriage. Alex has "emotionally abandoned" his wife, leaving her with no choice but to divorce him.
She says the marriage is "irretrievably broken" because of Alex's "extra-marital affairs and other marital misconduct." Note she said affairs -- plural.
She's seeking primary custody of the couple's two girls, Ella and Natasha, as well as child support to "maintain the existing lifestyle of the children." That includes life and health insurance and private school.
Cynthia says her man, a "prominent athlete" with "substantial earning power," has the "fiscal capacity to continue his high style of living" but she does not -- hence she's asking for alimony. She is asking to keep their $12 million, six-bedroom estate in Coral Gables, Fla. (and everything in it), as well as her sweet ride -- a Maybach.
She's also asking A-Rod to pay off their debt, as well as her attorney's fees.
The papers mention that a prenup was signed before the couple married in November 2002. Earle Lilly, one of Cynthia's lawyers, told TMZ last night it's too early to know if they will challenge the prenup. A lot is on the line, because A-Rod is reportedly set to rake in $445 mil over the course of his career.
As we first reported, Madonna's name will not be in the divorce papers, but Cynthia's attorney, Earle Lilly, says A-Rod's relationship with her was "the last straw."
Suit Says NFLer McNabbed Disabled Kid's Space
Offsides! A woman has blown the whistle on ballers who park their whips in handicapped spaces in front of a N.J. restaurant.
Maryann Cottrell -- whose daughter is severely disabled -- is suing the Landmark Americana Tap and Grill for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act. She says the joint lets perfectly healthy people -- like Donovan McNabb and Jeremiah Trotter -- park in those spots for no good reason.
McNabb was fined by a judge back in 2006 for parking in the Landmark's handicapped spots. McNabb wasn't actually driving the car that got the ticket, but was fined because he's the owner.
The Landmark couldn't immediately be reached for comment.