Serena Stays Stacked for U.S. Open
The secret to Serena's success has just been revealed.
Those thick thighs hold what tennis dreams are made of.
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Lakers Season: Wallet N' Keys or Busted Knees?
The Lakers couldn't win the title without injured center Andrew Bynum, so just the sight of him walking around last night in Hollywood is music to their ears.
While Bynum claimed to be 100%, watch the video closely -- was he grasping for his keys or checking on his bum knees?
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Hot Chicks Playing Football Need We Say More?
If at first you don't succeed, get more hot chicks in lingerie.
Last year, the Lingerie Bowl went limp and got canceled at the last minute. Now some (clearly genius) money men are involved, and it's back. They've gotten a whole effing league (the LFL) with team names like the San Diego Seduction, Chicago Bliss, and the Dallas Desire. We're told they've already booked the Staples Center for the L.A. squad.
And yes, there will be cheerleaders.
Cancer Society Burns Jordan Over Cigar Shots
Millions of kids still wanna be like Mike -- and according to the American Cancer Society, that's a bad thing.
The ACS is fuming over several photos TMZ posted earlier of MJ playing softball with a fat stogie hangin' out of his mouth. Now, the ACS has unleashed a mouthpiece of their own, their former president Cary Presant MD, who told us, "When high profile athletes publicly display unhealthful habits they can mislead young people to emulate their behavior. According to the American Cancer Society tobacco use in this country is responsible for 1/3 of all cancers and remains the most preventable cause of death in our society. 8.6 million Americans suffer from chronic smoking-related disease. Since 1964 smoking has cause more than 12 million premature deaths in the U.S."
Calls to Jordan's reps were not returned.
Michael Jordan -- Smokin', Stealin', Tongue'n'
With his professional baseball career already up in smoke, Michael Jordan decided to smoke up while playin' a little baseball yesterday -- and he was still better than everyone else on the field.
His Airness hit a local diamond in Atlanta for a Labor Day softball classic with his boy Jermaine Dupri -- where the former minor leaguer refused to take the cigar out of his mouth the entire game. He hit, he smoked. He stole, he smoked. He fielded, he smoked. He even ripped his jeans while sliding into third -- cigar in mouth the entire time.
Good thing he can afford a new pair.
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Reggie Hates Kim's Media Whorishness
It's finally happening. Reggie Bush is getting sick and tired of Kim Kardashian's ego-maniacal obsession -- the paparazzi.
Maybe it was having to sit through Kim's "performance" in "Disaster Movie," but Bush was in no mood to deal with all the crap that comes along with dating a Kardashian as they left the theater last night.
Kim -- she loved it.
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Fred Taylor -- Jacksonville Jackass
We've just gotten the Jacksonville Jaguar Fred Taylor arrest report early Saturday morning, and it's like a clinic on how NOT to deal with the popo.
First, says the arresting officer, Taylor got "vocal" and began to "argue" with cops and "attempted to insite [sic] the crowd of bystanders" when they wanted to search his Benz for guns. Then, when they sent a sniffer pooch to look for drugs, Fred really got testy, yelling, "Get that f***ing dog out of the car."
It got so bad, the cops gave up and just booked his ass for disorderly conduct. Taylor apologized to fans and the owner of the Jags for the incident.
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Jags Lineman Collier Shot, Fighting for Life
Jacksonville Jaguars tackle Richard Collier is fighting for his life after being shot several times early this morning.
Collier was waiting outside an apartment building when a gunman shot into the car he was in. A Sheriff's rep says the six-foot-seven, 300-plus-pound Collier was shot several times but it's not clear where he was injured. He was taken to a local hospital where his injuries have been described as "life-threatening."
The motive for the attack hasn't been determined, and an investigation is ongoing.
McCain's VP -- Beaver Roundup
Hopefully Sarah Palin has become the master of her own teleprompter, because she absolutely sucked at it in 1988 as a 24-year-old sports anchor for KTUU-TV in Anchorage. The third member of The Judds entertained Alaskans with the Beaver roundup in the 4 minute, deer-in-the-headlights performance.
The guys over at Deadspin.com found this gem.
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Fantasy Football Owners Get Screwed
You drafted him, you were fired up about him, and now Fred Taylor has gone and done something stupid just days before your first fantasy football match up.
Taylor, starting running back for the Jags, was arrested early yesterday morning and charged with disorderly conduct outside of Miami Beach night club Club Cristal. The big back was released from the scene on promises he'd show up court at later date, according to the Orlando Sentinel.
Details of the arrest will not be released until after the long Labor Day weekend. Taylor's teammates Dennis Northcutt and Matt Jones have all had off-field troubles lately -- giving the Cincinnati Bengals a run for the title of "Team with the Least Amount of Law Abiding Citizens!"
...and if you didn't draft him, at least you have some ammo for the message boards for the sucker who did.
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Wrestling "Killer" Dead at 81
Legendary wrestler Walter "Killer" Kowalski passed away early this morning at the age of 81.
After a massive heart attack on August 8, Kowalski was taken off life support two weeks ago.
Kowalski wrestled for nearly 30 years and went on to train the likes of Chyna and Triple H.
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Northcutt's Ex-GF -- Seconds Before Beatdown
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
Sharri Henry (far left) claims NFL star Dennis Northcutt (right) had his cousin beat her up after an NFL party they both attended back in May -- allegedly because Henry wouldn't get an abortion (Northcutt is the probable baby daddy).
Now check out the pic on the left of Henry just moments before she was allegedly brutalized. The pic on the right was taken at the same party, also just before the attack. It shows Northcutt with his extremely hot new GF at the time. Some people who were at the party tell us when Henry saw her ex with the new chick, she went after him with all the ferocity of a scorned woman.
Henry is now seven months pregnant. She's suing Northcutt over the attack.
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NFL Star's Career in the Drink?
By the end of this post, Ricardo Colclough may no longer be a member of the Carolina Panthers.
Colclough was arrested for DWI early this morning in Charlotte, NC -- only hours before his team was scheduled to make final roster cuts. Colclough was iffy to make the team to begin with, so we're guessing this won't help.
When called for comment, a Panthers team spokesman simply said, "We're aware of it."
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Phan to Phelps: I Want You On Top Of Me
When an autograph shirt and a handshake weren't enough, one crazy Michael Phelps phanatic bolted into the NY street right in front of his ride -- hoping the gold medal winner would run her over!
Apparently, she had been doing some swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Dennis Northcutt -- If Looks Could Kill
Dennis Northcutt was in DC to play the Washington Redskins yesterday, but it was his defensive performance after the game that was truly impressive -- when some relentless photogs hit him about the alleged attack on his ex-girlfriend that left her a bloody mess.