Joe Montana to Footballin' Son: No Pressure
When your dad is considered by many as the best quarterback in NFL history, it's probably best to just play hockey or tennis or something.
Joe Montana and his four Super Bowl rings watched his son Nick (#5) toss the pigskin around at his high school football game on Friday night.
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A-Rod -- The Hunt for Mr. Not-October
The ink is barely dry on his divorce settlement, but the ladies are already coming after Alex Rodriguez ... with water bottles.
Shaq Doesn't Connect with A-Rod
Two of the biggest sports stars (Shaq and A-Rod) in the world, embroiled in two real big marital messes, crossed paths in NYC an hour ago.
In case you didn't hear, A-Rod just sealed the deal in his divorce, and a rapper in Atlanta got a restraining order against Shaq.
Al Snow: "Good Head is Hard to Find"
You may have thought he lost his mind, but legendary WWE crazy person Al Snow definitely hasn't lost his precious severed mannequin "head."
The dude who used to run around the wrestling ring, babbling incoherently to a decapitated Styrofoam dome piece, hit Prego in Hollywood last night -- without his beloved "other half." The explanation is priceless -- and totally crazy.
WWE Star -- No Third Strike Called
Oft-troubled WWE star Jeff Hardy was kicked off an airplane flight earlier this week, but now the WWE says it won't be his third strike.
Hardy was pegged by Southwest Airlines officials Tuesday at the Nashville International Airport as too intoxicated to board the plane. We're told he found a different way out of town.
The once-fired and two-time suspended WWE star has had his share of drug problems and can't afford a third strike -- which would win him a pink slip.
But the whole thing Tuesday was precautionary -- there was no incident and the WWE will turn a blind eye. And there's this -- Hardy is starring in the next WWE pay-per-view event next month, and that will line the org's pockets nicely.
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Kim Glass -- I'm No "Ugly Ass"
Olympic silver medalist Kim Glass put us on blast for the Maurice Greene hook-up post we ran yesterday -- and slammed our "ugly ass picture" of her. Hope this one is more to her liking.
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Fan Says It Hurts to Be a Colts Fan
After all the years the Indianapolis Colts sucked and choked, you've got to be pretty pissed at the team to sue them over something that happened when they finally beat Tom Brady and the Patriots in the AFC Championship a couple years back.
But Lou Ann Pieper is doing just that. She alleges in a lawsuit she was watching a game at the RCA Dome last January when she got torched by a hot firework that didn't explode but landed on the back of her neck. Pieper says she suffered first- and second-degree burns, and missed work too.
She doesn't allege any permanent disability from being a Colts fan. The Colts didn't immediately comment.
Oakland Raiders Star Busted for DUI
TMZ has confirmed Oakland Raiders superstar Tommy Kelly -- one of the NFL's highest paid defensive players -- was busted Sunday night in Oakland on suspicion of driving under the influence.
The arrest came after the Raiders beat the Chiefs in Kansas City earlier in the day.
The 300-pounder posted bail and was released from police custody. A rep for the Oakland Raiders had no comment.
"MNF" Announcer Calls in Strong Offensive Line
Last night's "Monday Night Football" game was an offensive showcase -- as in one of the announcers offended the Latino community.
To celebrate Mexican Independence Day, ESPN replayed one of the game's highlights with audio from the Spanish-language broadcast. After the clip, "MNF" announcer Tony Kornheiser commented, "I took high school Spanish and that either means that nobody is going to touch him or 'Could you pick up my dry cleaning in the morning?'"
Two hours later, Kornheiser vehemently apologized for the comment, saying, "It wasn't my first mistake, it undoubtedly won't be my last ... but a 100% apology."
Olympians -- The Torch is Out and Nobody's Home
The Olympics attracted one of the biggest audiences ever, so it's pretty breathtaking that just weeks later the gold medalists from the American indoor volleyball team are pathetically peddling their wares outside One Sunset.
At least volleyball silver medalist Kim Glass still has her game. She left with an obviously pleased Maurice Greene.
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Passenger in 3B -- We Found Your Gold Medal
Brendan Hansen -- you are now free to move about the country ... with your Olympic gold medal.
A passenger who was on the relay swimmer's Southwest Airlines flight last night from Philadelphia to Austin has solved the medal mystery...a mystery that started when Hansen got off the plane and reported the medal missing.
Hansen says he put the medal in a bag under the seat in front of him and fell asleep. Then ... it disappeared. The FBI reportedly got involved in the investigation. No clue why this was an FBI case.
Here's what we know. The plane had a stopover in Nashville before going on to Austin. A passenger who got off the plane in Nashville found the medal and went to authorities. We don't know if that passenger took Hansen's bag off the plane or somehow just found the medal.
Jake "The Snake" Implodes
Forget everything you knew about wrestling legend Jake "the Snake" Roberts -- all that appears to remain is Jake the Junkie.
TMZ has obtained extremely disturbing footage of the former WWF superstar -- and former substance abuse rehab patient -- self-destructing during a live benefit event in Ohio over the weekend.
The footage shows a stumbling, overweight, rambling Roberts struggling to form a coherent sentence, while addressing the crowd moments before his match in the Firestorm Pro Wrestling league.
But the story behind the scenes is even more tragic. According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We're told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for "an 8-ball."
We're also told nearly two dozen empty airplane bottles of vodka were found by his gear.
Phelps Ducks for Cover
He must have known he tanked on "SNL" because Michael Phelps retreated from the after-party with his head between his legs.
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Former Super Bowl Star Busted for DUI
It's just that hard to play for the Atlanta Falcons these days...
NFL superstar and former Super Bowl champion Lawyer Milloy was popped early this morning in Georgia for DUI and speeding, according to the Gwinnett County Sheriff. The 34-year-old was booked in the county jail at 4:30 AM and his bond was set at $1,601.
BTW -- the Atlanta Falcons lost yesterday, 24-9.
Michael Phelps' Comedic Doggy Paddle
Michael Phelps' monotone comedic styling wasn't used very much on last night's season opener of Saturday Night Live -- which was probably for the best.
But when it comes to the parts where they actually let him speak ...
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Tom Brady and Former Coach Share a Weak Joint
Former New England Patriots offensive coordinator Charlie Weis now lives the same life as his former protege Tom Brady -- except for the whole supermodel girlfriend thing and various dieting challenges.
A nasty sideline collision on Saturday left the current Notre Dame head coach with a torn ACL and MCL in his left knee -- a la Tommy Boy.
But unlike Brady, Weis got right back up and finished the game.