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The guy who recently got a black eye from his daughter and her BF -- he says everything is great now -- is furious that he got dissed by "Dancing with the Stars," and now he's taking out his anger on some poor Sapp ... named Warren.

"Space Jam" is no longer the 45-year-old's biggest mistake.

Gisele shot a music video on Melrose yesterday. We tried asking about her errand boy's condition, but she was as silent as she is smokin' hot.

A TMZ employee went into a McD's in Hollywood yesterday and ordered a Happy Meal (don't ask). The box she received (pictured above) advertises six different electronic sports games, each of them named after a famous athlete. But Michael Vick is the only one of those athletes who is currently in federal prison.

The advertising was part of a cross-promotion with ESPN from 2004 -- back when Vick was just an overrated football player, instead of a dog murderer. Considering the Happy Meal is specifically targeted to young kids, you'd think Mickey D's would be more diligent about removing the name of a convicted dogfighter off the packaging.

We've contacted McDonald's for comment and they say they're getting back to us. This should be good.

Sometimes even when you win, everybody loses.

Hustler printed 25-year-old nude pictures of Nancy Benoit in its March 2008 issue, ten months after she was killed by her husband, wrestler Chris Benoit. Her family had sued the mag, claiming it was a violation of privacy.

But yesterday, a federal judge tossed the case, saying the photog and the mag had the right to publish the pictures -- even if the pics were "offensive and distasteful."

Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones was allegedly involved in a violent altercation at Dallas hotel -- after just completing a one-year suspension from the NFL for the same kind of stupidity.

Pac allegedly got into a brawl with one of his own bodyguards -- a bit bass ackwards, no? -- in the bathroom of the Joule Hotel on Tuesday night. The fight had to be broken up by hotel security, according to KTXA in Dallas.

No police reports were filed, but KTXA also claims a mirror was broken and Pacman jetted on his hotel bill.

The Joule offered up a "no comment" -- the Cowboys have yet to get back to us.

Looks like Gisele is going to need to give her errand boy a few weeks off.

Sources tell TMZ Tom Brady underwent successful surgery on Monday to repair the torn ligaments in his knee. You'll remember Brady tore the ACL and MCL in his left knee back on September 7.

We're told the surgery was performed by Dr. Neal S. El Attrache of the Kerlan-Jobe Orthopaedic Clinic in Los Angeles. Brady probably will be on crutches for the next week or two -- so picking up the dry cleaning and walking the dog will have to be taken care of by someone else.

Our photog didn't seem to think so.

The Cubs were swept out of the playoffs last night by the Los Angeles Dodgers.

How's this for an up-and-down week?

Thursday, Helio Castroneves got indicted on tax evasion charges.

Friday, he showed up to court in shackles and plead not guilty while weeping openly.

Saturday, he won the American Le Mans Series Petit Le Mans in Atlanta.

Better luck next week.

Oft-troubled WWE star Jeff Hardy is finally opening up about the flight he got kicked off of a few weeks ago.

The Baltimore Sun caught up with Hardy at a promotional appearance in Maryland when asked about the airplane incident saying, "I had been drinking a lot, I'm not gonna lie. I guess I was stumbling boarding the plane. I then was asleep when security told me to get off the plane."

Security mentioned he was too drunk to fly. Hardy then "cooperated with security and left the plane."

No further trouble was reported and he was not punished by the WWE. Crazy is as crazy does.

Despite being the runner-up in the 2007 Miss California USA pageant, Nicole has clearly won.