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TMZ has 100% confirmation -- Tom Brady is in a wheelchair.

Earlier today, the busted up Patriots QB was spotted -- by one of our awesome spies -- being wheeled around at the Kerlan-Jobe Orthopedic Clinic in Los Angeles -- the same place he went under the knife to fix his wounded left knee.

Newsflash Kim -- real sports fans will take superstition over rational, logical thinking any day. Ya dig!?

There's a reason NFL star Reggie Bush has been tearing it up in the field lately and it all has to do with where Kim Kardashian decides to park her incredibly important derriere.

In the three New Orleans Saints games Kim has attended this year (including yesterday's game against the Raiders), her man tied an NFL punt return record, set his season high receiving mark and scored 5 of his 8 TDs. Take that Jessica Simpson!! (**cough, cough, jinx, cough**)

And get this -- right after Reggie racked up another 2-TD game yesterday, Saints coach Sean Payton gave Kim a big hug. He did the same thing last week when Bush broke off two electrifying punt returns on Monday Night Football.

See, back in NY, Giants fans are pissed at the gazillionaire because he's leading the charge to hike season ticket prices through the roof when they move into their new stadium.

But after a night inside Villa nightclub, as he waited for his $115,000 Audi R8, he was money with the ladies.

The chaos all went down at a "roast" of another former wrestler, The Iron Sheik, at an event in Monroe, NJ. Things turned ugly when comedian Jimmy Graham dropped this line, "After the Sheik and Hacksaw Jim Duggan got caught sniffing coke in the parking lot his career fell faster than Owen Hart."

FYI -- Owen Hart died in '99 after he fell from the rafters during a live stunt for a PPV wrestling event.

After the comment, Graham claims Razor Ramon rushed the stage, threw the podium, and grabbed the comic by the throat. The video picks up directly after the skirmish. Razor was restrained and quickly escorted to his hotel room without further incident.

UPDATE: The next day, Razor gave this video statement about the incident, in which he defends his actions and claims the comic is "lucky he didn't get his ass whipped."

Less than a week after Tom Brady had season-ending reconstructive knee surgery, daddy had seemingly no problem carrying around his young, blonde son John.

BTW -- Jeff was in NYC at the Madonna concert. Dale Earnhardt, Jr. was not.

David Archuleta almost became a legend to the fans of Tampa Bay last night.

During last night's ALCS game between the Boston Red Sox and the Tampa Bay Rays -- Red Sox ace Daisuke Matsuzaka was on his way to a no-hitter.

Then during the seventh inning stretch Archie sang "God Bless America." The next pitch thrown by Dice-K -- a single to right, busting up the no hit bid.

Archie's jinx didn't last long though. The Red Sox still won the game 2-0.

Baseball's most famous 'roid monger, Jose Canseco, spent more than 9 hours in federal custody yesterday after U.S. border agents caught him allegedly smuggling HCG -- a hormone commonly used to reverse the shrinking effects of jock juice.

According to Canseco's attorney, Jose was on his way back from Mexico, when he was stopped at a San Diego checkpoint and randomly searched. Canseco's lawyer claims feds uncovered a "small amount" of a hormone called HCG. FYI -- the hormone can be legally acquired in the U.S. with a proper prescription.

After Canseco and an unidentified passenger spent more than 9 hours in custody, the 44-year-old gave permission for agents to search his Los Angeles home. We're told the sweep turned up nothing.

KTLK has released a statement to TMZ saying, "KTLK recognizes the seriousness of the health issues presented by HIV / AIDS -- and the great work that Magic Johnson has done ... We regret that some off-hand remarks by commentators on KTLK did not reflect that. To better inform our listeners and employees, KTLK will be airing HIV/AIDS awareness public service announcements, and will be reaching out to Mr. Johnson to get his thoughts on education efforts."

His Airmess was in South Beach yesterday -- probably joking around -- but as anyone who has any appreciation for sports knows ... when Jordan tells you to do something, you do it. Fortunately for the snappers, the cabbies disobeyed.