Manny Takes a Swing at the Red Sox

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It was just Manny being Manny out in L.A. last night -- when the most dominating player in baseball took a shot at his old team on his way out of a nightclub.

After Ramirez admitted he didn't even watch game 7 of the A.L.C.S. featuring his former team the Boston Red Sox, Manny was pretty damn happy when he found out they lost!

Dude also laughed when we asked him about re-signing with the Dodgers -- even for $100 mil.

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Mr. Gisele, Mr. Jessica and Mr. Kim Are All Out

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If you wanna talk curses, now's the time.

Kim Kardashian's ball handler, Reggie Bush, left yesterday's game against the Carolina Panthers with an injured knee -- putting all three of our big NFL players who date hot celebs (Romo -- broken finger, Brady -- busted knee) on the sideline.

Let's hope they all get some play again soon.

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Tom About to Pass Gisele the Big Rock

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Patriots fans might not want to read on.

A source tells the New York Post Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen could be ready to tie the knot, despite their protestations to the contrary. Adding insult to injury, the reception could be at Tavern on the Green ... as in the color of the Patriots' most-hated rivals, the NY Jets.

"They were recently there, and Brady had a long chat with Broadway Joe Namath," said a spy, though it's a little unclear what B'way Joe has to do with all this. Their reps are totally mum.

Tom, I'm Back, Can You Come Get My Bags?

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While Tom Brady sits at home waiting for a call from the Bionics Research Institute, his lovely Gisele Bundchen was spotted at LAX having returned with fresh news from exotic, far-away lands.
The message: I'm hot.

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Yankee's Pitcher Popped for DUI

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The Yankees didn't even make it to the post season, but that didn't stop one of their star pitchers from losing anyway.

Joba Chamberlain was arrested for DUI at around 1 AM on Saturday morning after being pulled over for speeding near his hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska. The Yank's pitcher allegedly had an open container of booze in the car.

Joba was booked for DUI, speeding and having an open container in his car -- he will be formally charged on Monday.

Chamberlain has since apologized for his "error in judgment."

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Harvey To Blame For MLB Screwup

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A funny thing happened on the way to your local bar last night. The pivotal ALCS Game 6 meeting between the Boston Red Sox and the Tampa Bay Rays was replaced with the "Steve Harvey Show" -- which may have actually caused you to drink more.

A large portion of the 1st inning was missed -- which means baseball fans' first glimpse of the game had the Rays beating the Sox 1-0.

The problem was addressed and TBS explained the incident like this: "Two circuit breakers in our Atlanta transmission operations tripped causing the master router and its backup - which are necessary to transmit any incoming feed outbound - to shut down."

Game 7 is tonight -- unless of course TBS decides to run a "Bill Engvall Show" marathon.

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Dodger Fans Beer Batter Cops During Game 5

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One rowdy baseball fan was bleeding a hell of a lot more than Dodger Blue Wednesday night, when two cops opened a can of whoop-ass after being drenched in a beer-throwing incident -- and it was all caught on tape.

Here's how it went down: During the final game of the N.L.C.S., a guy in the stands was wearing a S.F. Giants hat and got it ripped off his head (allegedly by a guy dressed up like Manny Ramirez). Rowdiness ensued and the cops -- LAPD uniformed officers who were off duty and working for the Dodgers -- responded.

As the cops confronted the dreadlocked perp, some moron threw a full cup of beer at the officers leaving them soaking wet. When the cops turned to find the beer-thrower, another moron from a different section heaved more beer at the cops.

That's when the uniformed cops decided to enforce the anti-moron law -- grabbing the man they believe threw the second beer and dragging him down the concrete stairs. The tape stops, and by the time the shooter hit record again, back-ups were there.

An LAPD spokesman reiterated the officers were off duty and no one reported the incident to the Department. No immediate comment from the Dodgers.

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Dodger Blues -- Everybody Off the Bandwagon!!

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Like so many Hollywood pipedreams, the idea of the Dodgers winning the World Series officially has been crushed. And so are their celebrity fans ... most of whom leave in the 7th inning anyway.

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George Clooney's Schwetty Ball Game

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Dodger Caught in Pickoff Play

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It's too bad Rafael Furcal didn't find a win up there ...

Tom Brady -- Crutch Performer

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Tom Brady limped out of hiding yesterday, but still managed to look cooler than you.

Brady is recovering from last week's ACL and MCL surgery. We got the video at the Kerlan-Jobe Clinic where he gets X-rayed and rehabbed.

On Tuesday, we spotted Brady at the clinic in a wheelchair, looking depressed. Yesterday, even though Gisele split for Paris, he kept a stiff upper lip as he got out of his sick Aston Martin and walked on his own power with the help of his gimp sticks.

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Ex San Diego Charger Found Dead

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Chris Mims, a former NFL first round draft pick of the San Diego Chargers, was found dead this morning in his L.A. area apartment.

Mims, a defensive superstar who spent 8 seasons in the league, was 38-years-old.

So far, cops don't suspect foul play.

Sir Charles Doesn't Want "The Real Deal" to Keel

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The Round Mound of Rebound only offers one kind of advice -- sound.

So Evander Holyfield should perk up his bite-marked little ears when Sir Charles Barkley tells him to stop getting in the ring.

Two Small Balls and One Strike Against Jose

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Is it really a crime for a man to try to fix the shrinking effects of steroid use? If it involves smuggling drugs across the Mexican border, the answer is si.

Baseball's most famous 'roid head, Jose Canseco, was charged today in a U.S. Federal court in SoCal on one count of misdemeanor transport of misbranded medication.

Canseco was allegedly trying to smuggle Spanish-labeled vials of HCG (Human Chorionic Gonadotropin) through a border patrol checkpoint in San Diego last week.

Jose returns to court on Nov. 4 -- until then, we advise him to see a shrink.

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Timberlake Goes Clubbin' with John Daly

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Justin had tee-time with golf's biggest party boy, John Daly, at a PGA Tour event in Vegas yesterday. Check out JT's short game -- he just can't seem to put it in the hole.

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Vitali Klitschko's Secret Weapon -- Urine Trouble Now

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Wait 'til R. Kelly hears about this.

This is heavyweight champ Vitali Klitschko admitting he uses his infant son's used wet diapers to keep the swelling down after his fights. "I wrap nappies filled with my 3-year-old son Max's wee around my fists," he tells German newspaper Bild. The urine, says Vitali, is "pure" and "doesn't smell."

Well, he is a doctor ... no, seriously, he has a PhD.