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They've unsuccessfully tried to hook up Katie Holmes and had their billboard taken down in NYC, but now the lovely folks at everyone's favorite extra-marital dating website, AshleyMadison.com, are getting in on some Super Bowl action.

The controversial online site for married peeps is advertising in the official 2009 Super Bowl program and submitting this subtle ad -- featuring an oiled up, busty chick straddling the pigskin -- to the NFL for approval.

Does that look like a wardrobe malfunction to you?

In a statement to TMZ, 18-year-old Caitlin Davis refuses to take responsibility for the offensive images drawn on a drunk guy who passed out at a party, because, "The kid in the picture was a 'drunk guy who passed out and was written on,' as his costume for the night."

It all went down in a dorm at Boston College. Caitlin claims, "Me and my girls left the dorm and went to another house and came back to the kid passed out on the futon we were suppose to sleep on. The guys ended up drawing more on him due to the fact that he was the first one to pass out on Halloween night ... At the time I had jumped in the picture with the kid, I didn't realize what had been drawn on him, which I take responsibility for not being alert."

She adds, "Me and my girlfirends [sic] took pictures with him because we found it humorous how badly he was drawn on."

18-year-old Caitlin Davis got the boot from the football team's cheerleading squad, the Boston Herald is reporting, after several inappropriate and downright offensive pictures featuring Davis cheifing* a drunk person were found on her Facebook page. Doesn't anyone set those things to private anymore!?

FYI -- Davis recently dressed up as an angel for the team's Halloween celebration.

Jose Canseco admitted what we've all known all along -- he's got no sack.

Canseco pleaded guilty to trying to bring a fertility drug across the border from Tijuana, and was sentenced to 12 months' unsupervised probation by a judge. Jose told the court he was trying to reverse the nut-shrinking effects of his steroid use.

Penny was real ticked that we claimed he was throwing punches outside Key Club, saying he didn't hit anyone. We saw things a little differently --

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Looks like the records of sports stars are just as popular as the records of pop stars ... at least among doctors and nurses.

Twenty hospital workers, including nurses, admissions workers and patient relations staff have been fired this week -- accused of illegally accessing and passing around medical records of Jacksonville Jaguars' Richard Collier, according to News4JAX.

Collier was shot 14 times in September after a gunman walked up to his SUV as he waited outside an apartment complex. He was paralyzed from the waist down and one of his legs had to be amputated.

The legendary sports agent who was the model for "Jerry Maguire" was arrested again for allegedly getting wasted and yelling near an auto mall -- his 3rd arrest connected to booze.

Cops in Newport Beach, California say they found 59-year-old Leigh Steinberg laying down in the dirt near the Newport Auto Center. Steinberg was arrested on suspicion of public intoxication and later released on his own recognizance.

So claims a masseuse who worked on Hopkins back in 2007 in preparation for his fight against Winky Wright in Las Vegas. Michael Marzulli claims he had an agreement with Hopkins, did the work -- but then Hopkins didn't pay his $35K bill.

The World Series MVP hitched a ride in a police van on his way out of Letterman, complete with his own squad of officers watching his back.

Luyendyk Jr., the 27-year-old son of Indy 500 winner Arie Luyendyk Sr., just got popped twice in Scottsdale, Ariz. within a six-day span ... once for driving on a suspended license, the second time for not having a valid registration.

According to the report, first obtained by Fox Winston-Salem, "Officers placed him in custody for a 24 hour sober up."

Some chick named Ashley Van Dyke was busted on suspicion of DUI in Hollywood. Her fame status is considered "barely" at best -- but she tried to use it to get out of trouble anyway.

Cops nailed the former one-time SPEED TV host in West Hollywood late Monday night when she refused to cooperate with a deputy who was directing traffic. But after she was pulled over, sources say she felt the need to tell cops, "...but I'm a race car driver!"

Kiiiiidding. The shirt was actually for Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria -- who's been endlessly taunted with Mrs. Parker's name during the last three games of the World Series. And she knows it.

While the Phillies played part of a World Series Game in Philadelphia, a fight broke out between Penny's buds and a couple other people outside the Key Club in Hollywood last night -- we're told it started over a girl. In the video, it looks like Penny is trying to mediate and stop more hits from being thrown.

BTW, that right hand is worth around $9 mil.