Jen Hudson Super Return to Singin'
Jennifer Hudson certainly isn't taking the gradual approach to coming back after enduring the murder of her mother, brother, and nephew.
The NFL confirms Hudson will be singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl on Feb. 1, marking her first appearance in public since the killings last fall. Then, she'll sing at the Grammys' MusiCares event a few days later.
Hudson's estranged brother-in-law has been charged with first-degree murder in the killings
T-Mobile Blows Off Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley must really be choking on his words now -- because T-Mobile is discontinuing its Sir Charles commercials due to his infamous DUI-for-the-sake-of-oral-sex fiasco.
A spokesperson for T-Mobile -- which features Barkley in its Fave 5 ads -- said: "Given the recent developments, for the time being, we've replaced TV ads featuring Mr. Barkley with more general-market advertising. As he works through his personal matters, we will evaluate where to go from here."
NOTE TO CHARLES: When cops tell you "everything you say can and will be held against you" -- that's a fancy way of saying "it's best if you shut your mouth."
Barry Confused, Barry Good at Scoring Chicks
After the terrible season he had, we can't really blame SF Giants pitcher Barry Zito for denying he was Barry Zito the other night.
But due to the fact that he pulled away with at least 4 hot chicks in his car, it was pretty obvious the guy behind the wheel was worth about $126 million. Hope he doesn't buckle under the pressure -- again.
"Giant" Moron Drop Kicks Car -- Car Wins!
Today's Lesson in Darwinism: Cars are better fighters than drunk people.
After the Giants lost to the Eagles this weekend, some drunken dumbass went to the Giants Stadium parking lot and tried to take out his frustration on an SUV that accidentally had been set on fire in a freak tailgating mishap earlier in the day.
But when the dust settled, the burned out car stood victorious.
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A-Hole Meets Blow Hole
This is not Sea World -- some dude actually got this close to a Killer Whale while surfing in New Zealand this weekend ... and lived!
Fun Fact: The surfer told reporters he once saw a shark eat a girl, so the Orca didn't make him nervous. Who's ready to shred some waves?!
Knicks Pine-Rider Sued for Exposing Wood
Eddy Curry -- the New York Knicks center who's played a total of two minutes this year -- is being whistled by his ex chauffeur for a touch foul ... and much, much more.
In an insane lawsuit, Curry's driver, David Kuchinsky, alleges the baller repeatedly tried to make him handle his genitals while in the buff, saying, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave." He's also alleged to have called the driver "a cracker" and "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK."
And speaking of weapons, Curry's also accused of pointing a fully loaded gun at the driver.
Last night, Curry denied the charges -- "It's false, and everyone who knows me knows I'm not a racist. I've never made a comment like that, playing, or nothing ... That's incredible, man."
Curry's lawyer says the allegations are totally false.
Pacman Jones: "I Like The Strip Clubs"
NOTE TO PACMAN: Don't profess your love for strip clubs while trying to deny allegations you were involved in another violent incident that occurred AT A STRIP CLUB.
Also: Strip clubs aren't the same thing as regular clubs -- otherwise, they'd just be called "clubs" too.
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Barack Bowled Over With His Wii
In less than two weeks, you'll be playing your Nintendo Wii with a bunch of your buddies while Barack Obama will be playing his -- as president.
The New York Times reports Barack has been spending time with his daughter's Christmas gift mastering some virtual bowling.
With the success Obama has had with Wii bowling -- let's hope his work on a prosperous economic stimulus plan goes just as smoothly.
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Reggie Bush -- Kim's Attack Dog?!
Kim Kardashian threatened to unleash her NFL star boyfriend Reggie Bush all over a photog who brought up Kim's old sex tape partner last night -- warning the shooter, "Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
Bush, who is recovering from microfracture surgery on his left knee, may want to let this one slide.
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Barkley's DUI Means He's MIA From TNT
It was only a matter of time until Charles Barkley's DUI arrest had serious repercussions for the NBA star.
Barkley will take a leave of absence from TNT for a minimum of several weeks with no return date set, a source told the AP. David Levy, president of TNT Sports, released a statement that reads in part, "When I spoke with Charles, he was apologetic for the events that transpired and it was obvious he understands the significance of the situation. This is an important time for Charles as he deals with the legal and personal issues that confront him. Charles is a valued part of the Turner Sports organization and we are concerned for his well-being."
It was revealed today Barkley had a blood alcohol level of .149 -- nearly twice the legal limit in Arizona.
Barkley Fails Sobriety Tests -- Caught on Tape
TMZ has obtained an audio tape of an irritated and drowsy Charles Barkley failing a sobriety test on the night he was arrested for DUI in Arizona.
On the audio tape captured by Gilbert P.D., Barkley can be heard counting his steps during the "walk-the-line test," losing his focus during the "raise-your-leg-and-count-to-30 test" and sternly refusing to take a breath test because he claimed his bodyguard told him not to.
The audio tape also captured that special moment when a cop reads Sir Charles his Miranda rights.
Barkley's infamous "oral sex defense" is not on the recording, but there is a moment where a woman in high heels can be heard walking away from the scene.
Cops: Barkley Was a Slam Drunk
Charles Barkley had booze in his blood on the night he was busted for DUI, this according to the cops who nailed the basketball star last month.
Cops say Barkley's blood alcohol level was .149 -- nearly twice the legal limit in Arizona.
The BAC number came from a blood test taken in the field, when Barkley refused the Breathalyzer.
He's due back in court January 20.
Euro Greasy Gets Back on the Horse
Hours after walking away from totaling his Ferrari in a UK tunnel this morning, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted driving a new ridiculously expensive automobile and giving the thumbs up in Manchester.
All that greasy body oil and pomade really can make a steering wheel slippery.
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Michael Phelps -- All Crack'd Out
Here's M.P. showing off his Olympic gold coin slot while playing a game of football in Miami Beach Tuesday.
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Skier's Pole Exposed in XXX Mishap
This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show.
According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for reals!
Employees of the Blue Sky Basin eventually got the man down before he could fall through the, er, crack.
BTW -- in the guy's defense, it was really cold.
Warren Sapp Races Michael Phelps
Not a joke!!! The Big Man challenged The Human Dolphin to a swim duel at the Gansevoort South in South Beach -- and shockingly, it was an incredibly close finish!
Sapp did have a half-a-pool head start, but still ...