Super Bowl VI MVP -- In Pass Rush from Hell
Roger Staubach suddenly became the Paris Hilton of Tampa Bay last night -- dude barely got off his flight when he was bombarded by a mob of insane Super Bowl fans.
The difference: Roger actually has accomplishments ... like a Super Bowl MVP, a Heisman Trophy -- and a year of Vietnam duty under his belt.
Evander Holy-ier than Thou
Super Bowl-bound Evander Holyfield will stay away from Tampa strip clubs -- all 43 of them. Evander was more than willing to pick a fight with our cameraman at the Tampa International Airport yesterday. And we're pretty sure the opponent E.H. picked to fight our guy could kick his ass.
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Jennifer Hudson All Bets Are On!
Every time the Super Bowl comes around, betting sites go crazy with strange bets that have nothing to do with the people actually playing the game -- and Jennifer Hudson is no exception.
On BetUS.com, members of the site can bet real dough on how long it takes Jennifer Hudson to sing the National Anthem -- the over/under odds is 2 minutes, 3 seconds. If this was Aretha, they would definitely need to extend the time to a good 15.
Other crazy bets? How many times will John Madden mention food and the color of the Gatorade that will be used to dump over the winning coach's head. Happy watching!
Mickey Wimps Out of Wrestling Gig
He may have talked serious trash about wrestling with WWE's Chris Jericho, but Mickey Rourke is the one who won't be squirming out of the tunnel at WrestleMania.
"The Wrestler" star won't be wrestling, his rep tells Defamer, because Mick is "focusing entirely on his acting career." Never has Vince McMahon been addressed with such reverence: "Mickey was very honored to be asked as he has the greatest respect for WWE."
Rourke had previously suggested he would be taking on Jericho during the WWE's latest skinstravaganza.
Thorpedo Don't Fit In Speedo
Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe -- medalist nine times over in 2000 and 2004 -- now has his very own flotation device.
Bon Jovi's "Soul" Attacked in Lawsuit
He owns an Arena Football Team called the "Soul" -- but Jon Bon Jovi is being accused of lacking a heart when it comes to paying a former employee.
Bon Jovi is being sued by a former sales manager for the Philadelphia Soul AFL team -- which the rocker owns -- who claims he never got paid after the league decided to cancel the 2009 season.
The guy says Bon Jovi stiffed him out of $125,000 in back payments and severance.
Bon Jovi's rep had no comment.
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A-Rod -- Strapped With Cash
These days, most people have about as much cash as A-Rod has hits in the postseason -- but the regular season slugger is lucky enough to have to choose which stack of dough he uses to pay for things.
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There Are More Strip Clubs in Tampa Than ...
Here's a fun fact for all football fans headed to Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl -- there are more breasts in that city than at KFC!
We did some extensive nudie bar investigating and found out there are a total of 43 strip clubs in Tampa. That's more than the city's hospitals (12), high schools (41), fire stations (21) or synagogues (13). The only place that rivals the clubs is McDonald's, which also comes in at 43.
If there's grass on the field, play ball!
Beckham Sued -- Accused of Beating Photog
David Beckham has been sued by a paparazzo who claims the soccer star and his bodyguard beat him up.
We just found the lawsuit, filed last month in L.A. County Superior Court, in which Emicles Da Mata claims on December 7, 2008, he had stopped his car on a Beverly Hills street when Beckham reached through the driver's window and grabbed his camera and attempted to wrestle it from him. Da Mata was holding the camera at the time.
The lawsuit claims Beckham's bodyguard -- also a defendant -- then beat him repeatedly, grabbed the camera and threw it in a trash can. The picture on the left shows two of Beckham's bodyguards on top of Da Mata.
Da Mata says he was injured and is suing for assault and battery, as well as emotional distress. He's seeking unspecified damages.
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Sad Bunnies: Our Super Bowl Party Was Canceled
It's just a fact: Football and hot, barely dressed women just go together ... but not this year. The Playboy Super Bowl party has just been canceled for the first time.
The Playboy's Super Saturday night party has been 86'd -- and we're told "the economy did play a role" in the cancellation.
Our sources told us sponsors for the party are being frugal -- and the cash that was going to be spent on the party will go into making another website.
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Vick: "Chickens ... Are Very Athletic to Me"
The next time Michael Vick calls you "chicken" -- take it as a compliment ... because dude believes they're "uncanny" thinkers and even more spectacular athletes. Seriously.
"People who abuse animals dont [sic] have a heart and find it amusing to see animals suffer."
"Chickens have an uncanny ability to think and are very agile. They are very athletic to me."
"My aunt Tina own a Rotti name Tico. Once my aunt and her boyfriend Wayne was having an intense fight ... [Tico] jump through a glass window & pinned my aunt boyfriend Wayne to the ground just growling ... Now that's loyalty."
After he took the test, PETA balked on an offer to shoot a TV spot with Vick after his lawyers insisted they support his return to the NFL.
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NBA Star's Son May Have Witnessed Murders
The mother of NBA star Eddy Curry's son was fatally shot in her Chicago apartment last night along with her infant daughter -- and Eddy's infant son was there when it all went down.
Curry's three-year-old son was found unharmed in the apartment and is the only known possible witness to the double murder, according to The Chicago Tribune.
The victims, Nova Henry, 24, and her daughter Eva were discovered by Henry's mother at approximately 6 PM.
A man claiming to be Henry's uncle says Nova had been having problems with an apparent boyfriend – but police aren't elaborating as they continue their search for an unnamed "acquaintance."
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Terrell Owens -- Stick a Plug in It
While surrounded by half-naked women at Prive Nightclub in Las Vegas, T.O. demonstrated his new M.O. -- ignoring the growing number of haters who want him out of Dallas. Check out the bright yellow ear plugs.
Meanwhile, Mariah Carey let hubby Nick Cannon out without a chaperone -- he spun records at PURE without her.
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Tat-Covered Canseco Can't Beat Bonaduce
Danny Bonaduce made a bunch of MLB players jealous last night. He was legally allowed to hit steroid rat Jose Canseco in the face.
Fans who witnessed the fight (apparently due to a lack of high-speed car chases on TV) were treated to three rounds of punching and grunting, followed by a heart pounding majority decision -- draw.
Bonaduce, standing a foot shorter than Canseco, told The Post Chronicle, "Part of me says there's a decent man right there that didn't want to kill the little guy. I feel weird that we tied."
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John Rocker Adds Jews to Hate List
Say what you will about former Atlanta Braves alum John Rocker, but the guy seems to hate every minority equally.
John Rocker was reportedly booted from an Atlanta nightclub Thursday night after slur-slapping sports commentator Steak Shapiro. Shapiro claims he pulled the "Jew card," according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Remember back in December 1999, when he told Sports Illustrated how he hated mingling in NYC with "some queer with AIDS." And he had choice words for women, Asians, Koreans, Vietnamese, Russians and Indians. He also called a Black teammate a "fat monkey."
Shapiro, a radio commentator on 790 the Zone, was critical of Rocker when the S.I. article came out. He says at Atlanta's Whisky Blue Nightclub Thursday night he asked Rocker to "be civil" after Rocker gave him the death stare.
Rocker then demonstrated just how civil he'd become a decade later by fast balling a string of expletives and pulling the "jew" card.
Some times two strikes is enough to be out.
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Did Dr. J Steal From George Burns?
George Burns must be rolling in his grave -- because some schmuck with the same name is suing a basketball legend in one of the dumbest lawsuits ever.
Burns -- not the dead comedian -- claims he and a guy named Rodney Junior came up with the "novel idea" to put Dr. J in a Dr. Pepper commercial ... and "also for more commercials starring other famous but fictional and/or real-life 'Dr's.'"
Brilliant stuff.
In the lawsuit, filed earlier this week in Clark County, Nevada, the guys claim Dr. J turned down their idea -- only to star in a Dr. Pepper ad a few months later. Now they want $20k in damages ... good luck.
A rep for Erving was not immediately reached.