Kobe Bryant 'I Played Like Horse Sh*t' Curses During Live TV Interview

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Kobe Bryant played like a big steaming pile of horse sh*t in his comeback performance last night -- at least that's how he described it in a post-game interview ... and it all went UNCUT on air.

The Mamba let the expletive slip after the Lakers' 106-94 loss to the Raptors ... when a reporter asked if he felt "reborn in a new form" ... and Kobe jokingly replied "right now my form is a horse sh*t form."

Apparently no one was manning the bleep button ... 'cause the expletive went uncut on the live broadcast, and the network promptly apologized for the foul language after the interview.

Kobe finished with 9 points, 8 rebounds, 4 assists, and 2 steals in 28 minutes last night ... but it was his 8 turnovers that had the Mamba fuming after the game.

The good news: he says the Achilles is responding nicely ... and at least he's still got his sense of humor.

L.A. Dodgers Star Knocks Up 'Basketball' Wife

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She may be a "Basketball Wife," but the father of Evelyn Lozada's fetus is a pro BASEBALL player ... a very wealthy (naturally) pro baseball player.

TMZ Sports has confirmed the soon-to-be baby daddy is L.A. Dodgers outfielder Carl Crawford -- he's 32 years old, he's a 4-time All-Star ... and in 2010 he signed a $142 MILLION contract.

Sources close to the couple tell us the VH1 reality star has been dating Carl for the better part of a year now and it's getting serious (no kidding).

As we reported, Lozada's pregnancy wasn't accidental -- she and Crawford planned to have the child together.

Lozada clearly has a taste for ballers -- before her current MLB star, she was married to NFL Star Chad Johnson ... and before Johnson, she was engaged to NBA star Antoine Walker.

In other words, Lozada has now officially conquered players in every major sport in the United States.

NHL ... you've been warned.

Aaron Hernandez DRAWING NAKED WOMEN to Pass the Time in Jail

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Aaron Hernandez is like an incarcerated Peter Paul Rubens -- 'cause he's passing the time by drawing naked big-bootied ladies in jail ... and TMZ Sports has obtained one of his fat-bottomed originals.

Hernandez fired the letter off to a male penpal right before Thanksgiving ... and after going on about how he's still innocent, and still not sweating the murder charge yada, yada, yada ... he punctuated his letter with a sketch of a Kardashianesque nude.

And like a true, serious artist, he included a caption: "Dats a bad bitch lol."

Not bad work, but we're guessing the New Yorker won't be calling anytime soon.

Tom & Gisele Building Mega-Mansion from Scratch 100 Workers Per Day

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are HAULING ASS on their massive new construction in Brookline, MA -- TMZ has learned, they're employing roughly 100 workers per day to get the job done by this summer ... and we've got pics of the site.

Sources close to the job tell TMZ, Tom and Gisele want the whole project completed by July ... which is a tall order, considering the 5-bedroom 4-bathroom house is ENORMOUS ... 14,317 sq. ft. to be exact ... spread out over 5.2 acres.

We're told the plans for the mega-mansion include a basement spa, a motor court, a pool with a "Baja shelf" (perfect for tanning in the water), a library with a balcony, a wine cellar, and even its own yoga studio.

Who says money can't buy happiness?

LeBron James ON THE JUICE It's Good for You I Swear

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The secret to LeBron James' superhuman basketball skills has been revealed -- and it's JUICE ... (the fruits and veggies kind) ... 'cause his wife loves juicing so much she opened up her own shop.

Savannah James tells TMZ Sports, she opened The Juice Spot this Monday in Miami ... and business is already booming.

LeBron has ZERO financial stake in the place ... but Queen James says she makes her NBA star husband try out all the flavors before they hit the menu.

The MVP's favorite juice is the 20/20 -- which has carrots and coconuts ... and Savannah tells us "I try to stuff the greens in him but it's tough ... he doesn't like those."

DeAndre Jordan I'm Almost as Tall as My X-Mas Tree

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Clippers center DeAndre Jordan faced off with an 11-foot beast this week in Los Angeles ... but instead of guarding it, he had it delivered to his home.

Jordan hit up Mr. Jingles Christmas Trees in Beverly Hills to pick up an 11-ft. noble fir for $300 ... and left a fat tip when they dropped it off at his house.

The best part -- DeAndre posed for a pic at the X-mas lot and looked almost as tall as his tree!

Guess he won't have a problem putting the star on.

Porsha Williams Kordell TRIED To Muzzle Me ... I Told Him to Stick It

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Kordell Stewart tried to legally block Porsha Williams from blabbing about his personal life on "Real Housewives of ATL" back in April ... but she blew him off and trashed him anyway, TMZ has learned.

TMZ obtained legal docs showing the former NFL star approached Porsha back in April (right after he filed for divorce) and asked her to sign a confidentiality agreement ... in which they would both agree to keep their marriage problems private.

But Porsha -- probably knowing if she didn't talk about Kordell, she would lose screen time (and possibly her role on the show) -- refused to sign the document ... and turned up the Kordell-bashing to an all-time high. During the show, she even implied he was secretly gay.

The marriage officially ended last week -- and just a few days after the divorce was finalized, Porsha seemed extremely pleased with her new single status.

Jayson Williams Our Children Fear He'll KILL Them ... Says Estranged Wife

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Jayson Williams has threatened to KILL another person ... so says his estranged wife, who claims the ex-NBA star went on a violent tirade in front of their two young daughters, who now fear for their lives.

TMZ Sports has obtained official documents filed in California by Tanya Williams ... who's seeking child support and health insurance for the couple's two daughters (ages 11 and 9) now that Jayson's out of prison for the killing of his limo driver back in 2002.

But in the documents, Tanya says Jayson is still as violent as ever ... writing:

"Recently, Jayson's actions put my daughters in fear for their lives including punching a ceiling screaming, 'I want to kill someone.'"

There's more ... Tanya claims Jayson also yelled at their 9-year-old daughter that he "quit being her dad" and he "never wanted to see them again."

Tanya says the children are "severely traumatized and beginning therapy."

It's unclear how much cash Tanya is hoping to get in monthly child support -- but she lists Jayson's gross monthly income at $15,000.

Not bad for a guy who hasn't played in the NBA since 1999.

A rep for Jayson had no comment.

Prince Harry Kicking Alexander Skarsgard's Ass in South Pole Race

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Prince Harry and the Brits are handing down a royal ass whupping to Team USA -- led by 'True Blood' star Alexander Skarsgard -- during their epic race at the South Pole, and TMZ has the footage.

In case you missed it -- Harry, Alexander, and Dominic West from "The Wire" are each leading teams on a 208-mile journey across the South Pole for the Walk with the Wounded race.

TMZ had the first pics of the teams training -- and one week into the competition Team UK is in first ... followed by Team Commonwealth (led by Dominic) ...while Skarsgard's U.S. crew is bringing up the rear.

Check out the video ... and be glad you're not down there.

Johnny Manziel HIT ME, BITCHES! QB Drops Cash on Blackjack in Vegas

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Less than 24 hours after turning 21, Johnny Manziel was already at a blackjack table in Vegas ... gambling like a champ ... and TMZ Sports has the pics.

The Texas A&M quarterback suited up Friday night -- along with a bunch of friends -- and hit up the casino at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas ... where they bee lined it straight for the blackjack tables.

Sources in the casino tell us the guys played for roughly an hour -- from the looks of things, Johnny was doing his gambling with a short stack of the standard $5 red chips.

We're told Manziel had himself some chew at the table ... and was often seen spitting the tobacco into an empty beer bottle (see the pic below).

Unclear if he won or lost any cash -- but one thing's for sure ... the guys all seemed like they were having a blast.

Jadeveon Clowney Entourage Concerns Are BS ... Says Step-Dad

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Jadeveon Clowney is no dumb ass... and would never jeopardize his NFL Draft status by hanging out with bad people ... so says JC's step-dad, the man who raised him.

After reports surfaced that NFL teams were concerned about Jadeveon's "entourage" ... the South Carolina superstar's step-dad told TMZ Sports Clowney runs with a good crowd.

"Jadeveon makes good decisions ... including the people who he hangs out with."

Clowney's step-dad adds, "His friends are his friends, but overall he is smart enough to make the right decisions."

"He's a good kid."

The 2014 NFL Draft is set to go down on May 8 -- and there's talk JC could go #1 ... that is, if NFL teams believe what his family is saying.

Gabrielle Union D. Wade Has the Best, Biggest Tickets Around

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Gabrielle Union was asked what she considers the best part of dating an NBA superstar like Dwyane Wade -- and for some reason she didn't reply ... "monster dong."

No matter how much we willed her to say it.

TMZ Sports Jameis W. -- Group Sex for Teammates is Epidemic

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The Jamies Winston investigation revealed college athletes are scoring even more than you thought -- and in groups. You've gotta see what we uncovered about teammates getting together for threesomes.

Plus, Johnny Manziel turns 21 ... in Vegas! We know where he partied and what Johnny Football was up to on the Strip. Is he just celebrating a bday -- or the end of his college career?

And ex-soccer stud Cobi Jones joined us to break down the U.S. team's brutal World Cup draw -- and the uhh -- benefits of playing in Brazil! Also ... would he bet on the U.S.?

Johnny Manziel 21ST BDAY IN VEGAS You Can Find Me In the Club!!

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Johnny Manziel turned 21 this morning ... and he rang in his birthday by partying at a Vegas nightclub, TMZ Sports has learned.

The Heisman Trophy winner (and candidate) hit up Hakkasan at the MGM Grand last night (he arrived after midnight) ... and laid pretty low.

He posed for at least one pic with a fan (pictured above) ... but so far, no great tales of drunken insanity.

Shocking, considering his reputation as a party animal. In fact, Manziel once found a loophole in Texas that allowed him to booze at a bar underage (he brought a parent along).

It's not like the Texas A&M quarterback has a football game this weekend ... so no harm, no foul -- at least so far.

Happy birthday!

Cobi Jones USA Soccer in World Cup 'GROUP OF DEATH'

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Team USA was "definitely drawn into a Group of Death" during the World Cup scheduling this morning ... and survival ain't gonna be easy ... so says U.S. soccer legend Cobi Jones.

In case you haven't heard ... USA was placed in Group G ... along with Germany, Portugal and Ghana -- some of the toughest teams in the world.

In fact, Germany's currently the #2 team in the world ... and Portugal is #5. Team USA is considered the 14th best squad in the tourney.

Jones -- who played for the U.S. in three World Cup tournaments -- told us, "The USA has definitely been drawn into a Group of Death. This is not going to be a cake walk for our boys."

The WC begins in June in Brazil -- Team USA will kick off against Ghana on June 16.

Jalen Rose Everyone in College Has Orgies ... Not Just Athletes

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If you weren't having wild hardcore orgies in college, you were really missing out, 'cause Jalen Rose tells TMZ Sports ... group sex isn't just for athletes, everyone's doing it.

Jalen -- who played college ball at Michigan -- clearly acknowledged what we already reported ... that college athletes across the country often team up to bang chicks.

But Rose also explained, "College athletes do exactly the same stuff college students are doing."

Gives a whole new meaning to the term Fab 5.