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Things Deion Sanders Does Well: Football, baseball, endzone dancing, bandana wearing

Things Deion Sanders Sucks At: Marriage, rapping.

Look, Prime Time knows his strengths and weaknesses, which is why he told us when it comes to being hitched, he could use some work.

Sanders was at LAX this weekend when we started talking about holy matrimony -- and Sanders (who's been divorced twice) admitted, "I'm not good at marriage."

"I'm good with being a father," Deion said ... "but I'm not good at marriage."

Of course, Deion's recent split from Pilar Sanders was extraordinarily nasty -- with Pilar getting arrested for allegedly attacking Sanders.

Deion, maybe it's not just you who sucks at marriage ...

Anderson Silva tells TMZ Sports ... he's been a KILLING MACHINE ever since he broke his leg -- because he's become addicted to the video game, "Call of Duty."

Silva was leaving the Fogo De Chao steakhouse in L.A. (where he ate like a CHAMP) and told us all about his new digital hobby (plus, the other game he's been obsessed with).

The Spider also looked directly into our camera and made an Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque promise about his MMA career ... I'LL BE BACK.

Former Yankees ace "El Duque" -- aka Orlando Hernandez -- was EJECTED from his son's youth baseball game after having a full blown Lou Piniella-esque meltdown on the field ... and TMZ Sports has the footage.

It all went down at the USSSA Wood Bat World Series in South Florida back in December -- where Duque was coaching his son who plays on a 12-&-under squad.

Duque's team had been losing pretty badly that day ... and we're told he had been very aggressive with the ump for most of the game.

But things came to a head when Duque tried to aggressively confront the ump after the other team took an 11-3 lead ... and when he wouldn't get off the field, the ump TOSSED DUQUE from the game.

That's when the former MLB star just loses it -- sarcastically bowing to the ump and then kicking dirt all over home plate.

Despite the ejection, we're told Duque refused to leave the field ... and the ump ended the game, ruling it as a forfeit against Duque's team.

We called both Duque and league officials for comment -- so far, nothing back.

Terrell Owens is pulling a "Pretty Woman" ... minus the hooker part. TMZ Sports broke the story about his plans to marry an ex-postal worker, and the most shocking part might be how they met. Will T.O. fare better with her than the Eagles? And Cowboys? And 49ers ...

Plus, Jameis Winston wants the world to know exactly what he looks like ... while he's taking a dump. Ultimate TMI -- or exactly what you wanna know about Heisman winners?

Seattle Seahawks running back Spencer Ware -- don't worry, he's not really a factor -- was arrested for drunk driving early Sunday morning in Washington.

Ware -- a 22-year-old rookie from LSU -- has been on injured reserve since October after busting his ankle.

But cops in WA say he got behind the wheel of a car early Sunday morning and drove while intoxicated.

He was booked around 2AM ... and released a short time later on a $1,000 bond.

Kobe Bryant somehow managed to rack up a $833.75 grooming bill on a recent Nike shoot ... which is pretty steep considering the guy has no hair and reportedly refuses to wear makeup on set.

TMZ Sports has obtained a copy of the invoice ... which shows Nike coughed up $750 for grooming services for the Mamba -- PLUS, the Swoosh sprung for a 15% tip.

We spoke with a rep for Nike ... who tells us "Kobe doesn't typically wear makeup during the shoots, so the grooming would be primarily for hair."

Interesting, considering Kobe essentially rocks the bald look.

For the record, Supercuts will shave your head for $18.

Former WWE Champ Jeff Hardy's precious little dachshund was RUSHED TO AN EMERGENCY VET LAST WEEK ... but don't worry, the courageous pooch made it out alive.

The dog (named Sophie) injured herself jumping off the back of their couch while playing with the wrestler and his wife ... but the couple assumed she had just sprained an ankle.

After a few days of limping, they decided to take Sophie to an emergency vet ... where doctors said the dog had cracked a bone in her foot -- so they hooked her up with a splint.

In the meantime ... Jeff's wife Beth says they're just focusing on keeping Sophie off the back of the couch.

Adorable.

The guy who jacked Venus Williams' Fiat 500 was quick to confess when cops pulled him over Saturday in L.A. ... but he then played a very short game of catch me if you can.

Car thief Gabriel Vella ran a red light near the Staples Center ... which caught the attention of the men in blue.

An officer approached the vehicle and Vella instantly copped to driving a car he had stolen from a West L.A. neighborhood -- so he was promptly cuffed and placed on the curb.

That's when Gabriel stood up ... AND BOLTED!!

The officer chased him down, backup arrived and Vella was cornered in an alley a few blocks away.

Here's the weird part of the story. According to the police report, Venus never reported the car stolen.

Lane Kiffin tells TMZ Sports ... humiliating termination on the LAX tarmac be damned, he's still rooting for USC.

Kiffin returned to the airport this weekend -- the same place where SC officials fired him from his head coaching gig back in September following a loss to ASU -- and told us he harbors no ill will toward his former employer. In fact, he considers himself a fan.

Lane also says he's still living at the Manhattan Beach mansion the university helped him purchase when he took the job back in 2010 -- though he's not planning to stay much longer.

Now that he's taken the offensive coordinator job for Nick Saban at Alabama, Lane says the house is on the market ... and he could score a HUGE payday on the place.

As we first reported, Lane bought the 7,300 square foot pad for $5.5 mil (with a $500k loan from SC) and now he's trying to sell the place for $6.995 mil.

Helluva parting gift.

NBA legend James Worthy says if Andrew Bynum ever wants to don the purple and gold again (or any team's colors for that matter) ... he's gonna have to stop acting like a 7 ft. tall baby.

Big Game James was leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills ... when we asked him what he thinks the future holds for the unemployed center -- who was cut by the Cavs this week.

James says it's possible Bynum gets signed somewhere -- maybe even back with the Lake Show -- but he admits AB "hasn't really shown a lot of progress" and doesn't seem to have his head in the game anymore.

Venus Williams was the recent victim of grand theft auto in Los Angeles ... TMZ has learned -- but lucky for Venus, the boys behind the badge got her car back.

Venus' white Fiat 500 was recently stolen ... however it's unclear how long the car had been missing before it was recovered on Saturday ... according to law enforcement sources.

Lucky for Venus ... cops initiated a traffic stop on the vehicle early Saturday morning on the 110 freeway ... and when they pulled it over in front of L.A. Live cops discovered the ride was hot.

Officers matched up the car with Venus' stolen Fiat ... and swiftly took the driver into custody.

Alex Rodriguez got his 211 game suspension reduced -- but Major League Baseball still slapped him with a full year out of the game ... and the now the Yankees slugger is vowing to fight the ruling in Federal Court.

A-Rod had been loudly and angrily fighting MLB​ in arbitration hearings to get a reduction of the suspension over his alleged connection to a steroids clinic in Miami.

MLB just announced it's cutting his punishment to 162 games ... which will cost A-Rod the entire 2014 season, and at least $25 million!

Rodriguez wanted the suspension lifted completely ... because he says he's never failed a test for performance enhancing drugs.

A-Rod says MLB has a severe lack of "credible evidence" ... and still believes a Federal Judge will see it his way, and "overturn the suspension."

Tom Glavine tells TMZ Sports he was thiiiis close to playing in the NHL back when he was drafted by the Kings in 1984, but decided to commit to hardball instead thanks to one awesome physical abnormality.

The 2x Cy Young winner -- who was considered one of the top hockey prospects in the country back in the day -- was actually drafted WAYYY ahead of Brett Hull and Luc Robitaille.

But outside LAX, the soon-to-be MLB Hall of Famer told us he realized he had a much bigger advantage on land because his left hand was more valuable on the pitcher's mound.

Tom says he doesn't regret his decision -- duh -- but admits he missed competing on ice.

Evander Holyfield says he punched a pregnant horse in the face ... and he wasn't joking.

Holyfield made the shocking confession during tonight's episode of UK Celebrity Big Brother ... and an hour later he was BOOTED from the house.

The ex-heavyweight boxer told his horrified roommates ... the pregnant horse bucked him off and embarrassed him ... so he clocked it in the face.

You gotta watch the video ... and then reconsider the way you felt when Mike Tyson bit his ear off.

Lionel Richie says his performance at the 1984 Olympics was awesome ... but these days Sochi is no match for the Super Bowl

Richie was strutting out of LAX Friday night when he told us his '84 closing ceremony number was huge at the time ... but now the Super Bowl has more eyes than the world games.

His logic is pretty compelling. Check it out.

The Lakers playoff hopes are dead ... so says Rick Fox, who tells TMZ Sports his old team should start praying for the #1 pick in next year's NBA draft.

The 3x NBA champ was hiding under his hood outside LAX yesterday ... when we asked him what he thinks the 14-23 Lakers have a snowball's chance in hell of making the post-season.