Peyton & Eli Manning Good Cop, Better Cop
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do ... whatcha gonna do when you no longer have steady gainful employment????
Peyton Manning and younger brother Eli were spotted in Brooklyn last month sporting police uniforms for a video shoot.
TMZ spoke to a rep from DirecTV who tells us the whole thing is part of a project for DirecTV -- but insisted it's NOT a commercial.
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Lenny Dykstra -- No Luck with Bail, Still Stuck in Jail
Lenny Dykstra struck out again -- because TMZ has learned, the judge refused to lower his $500,000 bail and the Hollywood producer that was supposed to bail him out didn't have enough cash on hand to cover the bill.
As we previously reported, producer Jonathan Heap showed up to court today in L.A. -- where he expected the judge to lower Lenny's bail amount -- but the judge refused to budge ... demanding the full $500,000 to spring Lenny from the pokey.
We're told Heap was banking on the judge to lower his number, and didn't bring enough cash to cover the $50,000 bail premium -- 10% of the full bail amount.
Heap tells TMZ, he's still committed to freeing Lenny -- and will come up with the extra cash this weekend ... to bail out Lenny next week.
Fingers crossed.
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Andy Irons' Death -- Drugs Contributed
Andy Irons did die from heart disease -- as his family announced yesterday -- but methadone and cocaine also played a part in the surfing champion's death ... according to the official autopsy report.
According to the Tarrant County Medical Examiner's report, "The primary and underlying cause of death is ischemic heart disease due to coronary artery pathology."
The report lists the manner of death as, "Natural."
However, the report continues, "Drugs ... particularly, methadone and cocaine, are other significant conditions contributing to death but not resulting in the underlying cause."
Hollywood Producer: I'm Bailing Out Lenny Dykstra
For the first time in forever, it's Lenny Dykstra's lucky day -- because a Hollywood producer has agreed to post his bail ... after the MLB legend was booked on 23 felony charges this week.
Producer Jonathan Heap tells TMZ, he is willing to put up the $50,000 required to spring Lenny from the pokey -- because "everyone deserves a second chance."
As we previously reported, Lenny's people have been scrambling to come up with $50,000 -- 10% of the $500,000 bail price -- hitting up Lenny's famous friends for a handout ... but they haven't had any luck, until today.
Shocker -- Heap is also currently producing a movie based on Lenny's life.
But Heap might also luck out -- because Lenny's currently standing in front of a judge, asking to reduce his bail amount ... in which case, Heap could score a discount.
Bailin' Out
Lenny Dykstra -- No More Help From Charlie Sheen
Financial disaster Lenny Dykstra is on a mission to raise enough cash to post bail -- hitting up Charlie Sheen and a bunch of other rich people he knows -- but so far, he's striking out big-time.
Sources connected to the former MLB great tell TMZ ... Lenny's people are scrambling behind the scenes to come up with $50,000 -- 10% of the $500,000 bail price -- so they can spring Lenny from an L.A. jail where he's been stewing since he was booked on 23 felony charges earlier this week.
We're told Dykstra's right-hand guy tried to set up a meeting with Lenny's pal Charlie Sheen -- who helped bail Lenny out of jail earlier this year -- but Charlie's assistant turned him away.
Lenny's people then approached two wealthy members of the Philadelphia sports community -- but they weren't willing to fork over any cash either.
Since they can't score a check, Lenny's people are now toying with the idea of throwing a celebrity fundraiser -- in the hopes some of Dykstra's friends like Darryl Strawberry, Dwight Gooden and Sheen will donate their time for the cause.
Meantime, Dykstra is scheduled to go in front of a judge today -- where he's expected to ask for a reduction in bail ... but with Lenny's history of legal trouble, we're guessing it ain't gonna happen.
Sorry, Lenny!
Another Plaxico Burress Mug Shot ...
NFL hopeful Plaxico Burress almost cracked a smile yesterday when he checked in with Florida officials to begin his probation.
Sports question -- which NFL team, if any, will sign Plax?
And .... discuss.
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Pau Gasol -- Finals? What NBA Finals?
Without the NBA championship to worry about ... L.A. Lakers star Pau Gasol kept his eye on the real prize ... his smokin' hot girlfriend Silvia Lopez.
The giant 30-year-old Spaniard and his pals soaked up the sun while on a boat in Ibiza on Thursday.
Sometimes you don't even have to be in the Finals to win.
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Conflict Over Surfer's Death
The family of surfing legend Andy Irons is adamant the former world champ died as a result of complications from heart disease -- and nothing else -- however, the official autopsy report shows drugs were a factor.
Seven months after Irons died in a Dallas hotel room, Andy's family released a statement today explaining Irons died from a heart attack caused by the hardening of his coronary arteries. The family says they spoke with a prominent forensic pathologist who explained Irons had a genetic predisposition to early development of heart disease ... which was SOLELY responsible for the heart attack.
However, the toxicology report and the autopsy from the Tarrant County Medical Examiner note a second cause of death -- "acute mixed drug ingestion."
Kim K to Lockett: Shut Up and Take it Back, Or Else!
Kim Kardashian is ballistic over Bret Lockett -- aka Tom Brady's teammate -- and if he doesn't admit he lied when he said he had an affair with her, she's hauling his big ass into court.
Kardashian has fired off a new demand letter to Lockett, obtained by TMZ, which warns him if he doesn't retract his allegations and cease from making fresh ones, his new position will be defendant on the left side of the courtroom.
Lockett went on TMZ Live Wednesday and insisted he did indeed have an online and physical relationship with Kim this year, at the same time she was dating now-fiance Kris Humphries.
In the letter, Kim's lawyer, Michael Kump, says, "To put it very plainly and clearly, and as Mr. Lockett knows, there is not now, and never has been such a relationship," adding, "Ms. Kardashian does not know and has never even met Mr. Lockett."
Lockett told us he has physical evidence proving the relationship, but he evaded questions on specifics.
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Heat Fans -- Dropping VOODOO Curse on the Mavs
Miami Heat fans are seeking some old-fashioned voodoo vengeance on the Dallas Mavericks, TMZ has learned -- buying up voodoo dolls by the HUNDREDS ... to curse the Mavs during the NBA finals.
They're selling out like hot cakes ... but the owner of El Viejo Lazaro Botanica -- which hocks all sorts of bizarre religious supplies, including voodoo stuff -- tells TMZ, he has no idea which Mavs are being targeted by the hexes.
If they're not buying voodoo dolls, we're told Miami fans are turning to herbal remedies -- buying what are called "Paraiso" herbs to use in a bath.
According to the owner, you put the herbs in a bath, get in, then visualize what you want to happen -- in this case, a Miami Heat victory.
Lucky for the Heat, they probably won't need the extra help.
NBA Curses!
Dirk Nowitzki's Fever -- Too SICK for NBA Finals!!
Dirk Nowitzki's fever better break before Game 5 of the NBA Finals ... 'cause other players might get sick. (Waaugh!) Think that's ludicrous? Well, it's not ... in Commissioner Levin's hoops league.
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MLB Legend Mark Grace -- Busted for DUI
Former Chicago Cubs superstar Mark Grace was arrested for drunk driving in Scottsdale, Arizona on Memorial Day ... and according to the police report, Mark has good taste in scotch.
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, cops observed Grace in his 2009 Jaguar weaving in and out of his lane around 1 AM on May 30. Once officers pulled him over, cops say Grace -- who had a female passenger in the car -- admitted to "having a few drinks."
According to the report, Grace said he had consumed two glasses of Macallan scotch earlier that evening -- one of which he finished "5 minutes before the stop."
Bret Lockett: Kim K Is LYING, We HOOKED UP
NFL player Bret Lockett says he's not afraid of Kim Kardashian's legal threats -- telling "TMZ Live" he has CONCRETE PROOF the two hooked up while Kim was dating her fiance Kris Humphries.
TMZ broke the story, Kim threatened to sue Lockett and In Touch Weekly for defamation -- over a story in which Lockett claimed Kim's been cheating on her fiance Kris Humphries ... with him.
Hey, he never said they hooked up in person. Maybe it's an imposter sending pix and texting. Well, it's something to consider. Right? OK, she's probably lying.
Did you know that Bret Lockett has only 7 more career tackles than Kim Kardashian? Just one good game against the Carolina Panthers and Kim K. could catch up to him.
Ahhhh....how very entertaining. Someone please pass the popcorn.
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Hulk Hogan THREATENS Lawsuit Against Warrior!
Hulk Hogan is not taking the bashing from The Ultimate Warrior lying down, telling TMZ he plans on filing a lawsuit against the Warrior for "spewing sewage."
The Warrior went crazy on a 7-minute video tirade, saying, among other things, that Hulk is a cocaine user who had an open marriage and encouraged ex-wife Linda Hogan to have sex with other wrestlers.
For starters, Hulk says the allegation of drug use is "a blatant lie."
As for claims about Linda, Hulk says, "None of that ever happened. This guy is out of his mind."
Hulk says he's tried ignoring The Ultimate Warrior, to no avail. So now Hulk has gotten his lawyer involved and plans on dropping the hammer -- in court.
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Kim K to 'In Touch' I Didn't Cheat, and I'll Sue
Kim Kardashian is incensed that "In Touch" just ran a cover story which claims she has been cheating on her fiance, Kris Humphries, with NFL player Bret Lockett ... and she's threatening to sue the mag and Lockett.
TMZ has obtained a demand letter, written by Kim's lawyer, threatening "In Touch" that if it ran the cheating story Kim would take legal action. The letter put "In Touch" on notice ... the cheating allegations "are, at a minimum, damaging, defamatory, and an invasion of her privacy."
Kim's reps tell TMZ ... Kim has never even met or spoken with Lockett.
Nevertheless, "In Touch" is publishing the story in its new issue. In the story, Lockett is quoted, saying, "I knew this was a game to her, and this is what she does." Lockett adds, "She pursued me."
Kim's rep tells TMZ, Kim will sue both "In Touch" and Lockett.
Stop That Magazine!
Ultimate Warrior Accuses Hulk of Drug Use, Wife-Swap
The Ultimate Warrior has released a hate-filled attack against his former rival Hulk Hogan -- claiming the wrestling icon is a cocaine-abusing "dope head" who once tried to get Warrior to have sex with his wife.
Warrior released the rant yesterday to tease a 55 minute anti-Hogan video he plans to release later this month ... the latest attack in a bitter personal feud that's been going on between the wrestlers for years.
Warrior offers no hard evidence to back his claims -- but gives specific details about Hulk's alleged drug use and sex life.
When Hulk was asked if he's seen the new video, Hogan posted on his Twitter page, "I have no interest to even lower myself to communicate with [Warrior]."
TMZ has attempted to reach Hogan for comment -- so far, no luck.