Lance Armstrong I'M DONE ... After 500+ Negative Doping Tests!!
Lance Armstrong is through defending himself against allegations he cheated to win his Tour de France titles ... because he says he's already given 500-600 samples that were ALL negative.
Armstrong, speaking on Gavin Newsom's new late night talk show, says he's not even arguing with people anymore who think he cheated -- "I'm not wasting any more of my time talking about it and you shouldn't waste your time talking about it. Let's move on."
Armstrong is currently competing in triathlons, and says he believes most people already made up their minds about whether he was juicing during his string of 7 consecutive Tour de France victories.
Newsom's new show premieres on Current this Friday night.
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Andre Agassi Good Genes or Good Docs?
Tennis great Andre Agassi has still got game.
Here's the 20-year-old eight-time Grand Slam champion back in 1990 (left) -- and 22 years later, the 42-year-old at the Kentucky Derby last week (right).
It's Andre by a hair.
Kobe Bryant Post-Game Family Time
After finally conquering the Denver Nuggets, Kobe Bryant was greeted outside the locker room by his two daughters ... and estranged wife Vanessa Bryant ... the latest photo to fuel rumors of a possible reconciliation.
As TMZ first reported, the pair shared a post-game kiss on Valentine's Day (see below) but hit up a Los Angeles Kings game last month as "really good friends."
We're told Kobe would love to reconcile, but for now ... the divorce is still on.
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Barry Sanders Divorce We've Got A TON of Issues
Barry Sanders and his wife are NOT playing nice in their divorce -- the couple is butting heads over EVERY conceivable point of contention ... including money and custody ... TMZ has learned.
The NFL legend filed for divorce from his TV anchor wife Lauren Campbell-Sanders back in February ... but proceedings hit a rough patch because the two couldn't agree on how to divvy up their stuff.
According to new legal docs obtained by TMZ ... Barry and Lauren recently went to a mediator to help work out their issues ... but it was a total failure.
The docs show the two are still battling over all 5 major issues in any divorce -- custody, parenting time, spousal support, child support and property.
The judge has now ordered take a 2nd shot at settling their beef before resorting to a full-blown messy, expensive trial.
The two were married back in 2000 and have 3 minor children together.
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NBA Star Derrick Rose Undergoes Surgery for Torn ACL
Chicago Bulls star Derrick Rose underwent surgery on his left knee today to repair the torn ACL he suffered last month.
The Bulls leading scorer was injured in Game 1 of the playoffs against the Philadelphia 76ers with just a minute left. Rose played in barely half of the Bulls games this season after suffering a litany of injuries ... including turf toe, back spasms, a pulled groin and foot injuries.
No word on how long his recovery will take ... but there is a good chance he will miss a portion of next season as well.
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NFL Star DeSean Jackson Pulled Over on the Way to His Own Charity Event
Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson was pulled over by law enforcement today while driving to his own charity event this morning ... TMZ has learned.
According to our sources, DeSean was on his way to a church in Philadelphia when he was pulled over by a state trooper. We're told the trooper seemed to recognize DeSean and began acting very rudely towards him.
Our sources say the trooper told DeSean he pulled him over for having tinted windows and suspected him of driving drunk. We're told the trooper ordered DeSean to perform a field sobriety test (see below). Keep in mind ... this occurred around 9:00 AM.
A witness on the scene tells TMZ the trooper was very rough towards DeSean and was yelling at him the entire time. The witness says DeSean never gave the trooper an attitude and followed his instructions at all times.
Eventually, we're told the trooper let DeSean go without a ticket and he made his way to the Triumph Baptist Church in Philly, where the event was being held. DeSean founded the DeSean Jackson Foundation for Pancreatic Cancer after his father died from it in 2009.
Calls to the Pennsylvania State Police were not returned.
The Game Serena Williams Has a HUGE Future in Rap
The Game thinks Serena Williams is an AMAZING rapper and if she decides to drop an album, it's sure to sell big ... this according to the man himself.
Game tells TMZ ... after he heard Serena's rap for the first time, he knew that she definitely had "raw skills" and was a "really talented artist."
Game says he wasn't that surprised ... considering the tennis champ's Compton roots. He tells us "You shouldn’t expect her to come with anything less than the official rap bars," then added "I can see her doing big things."
Kind of like winning 2 Olympic gold medals, 3 US opens and 4 Wimbledon championships.
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Chris 'Birdman' Andersen I'm the REAL Victim in Extortion Plot
NBA star Chris Andersen -- aka The Birdman -- claims he's NOT guilty of any Internet crime involving children ... claiming he's the victim in an extortion plot involving a 21-year-old woman.
After authorities in Colorado searched the Denver Nuggets player's home and seized property, Andersen's lawyer released a statement ... insisting he was set up by a scorned woman.
Andersen's lawyer explains, "A female fan in 2010 mailed Mr. Andersen multiple letters and included several photos in which she was scantily clad."
"Chris and this woman communicated with each other and in 2011, this woman, who represented herself as 21 years of age, flew to Colorado, showing her required identification. After leaving Colorado, she became upset at his lack of interest. In 2012, she threatened to retaliate if he did not provide financial remuneration. "
Andersen's lawyer claims someone purporting to be the woman's mother followed up with an email that read "I want him to pay for everything on her Amazon wish list, 5K for her bedding stuff and her Victoria's Secret wish list."
The statement continues, "The media has been speculating that he's a suspect and not a victim in a criminal investigation. Mr. Andersen has been fully cooperative with the authorities. The investigation is expected to take three weeks. We're confident it will show that Chris did not engage in any criminal conduct."
For the record -- Andersen has neither been arrested nor charged with a crime.
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Junior Seau Memorial Casket Hits the Road
Junior Seau's private memorial -- attended by close friends, family, and former teammates -- is now over ... and the NFL legend's casket is currently en route to a San Diego cemetery for burial.
As we reported, the burial is scheduled for 1pm. A public memorial will take place later tonight at 6:30pm at Qualcomm Stadium, home of the Chargers.
TMZ broke the story ... Junior was found dead in his California home on May 2nd after shooting himself in the chest.
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Junior Seau WWE Legend Goldberg Arrives at Memorial
WWE star Bill Goldberg just showed up to Junior Seau's memorial in Oceanside, CA ... showing signs of encouragement.
On his way in, Bill told us, "Nobody will ever understand the positive difference that Junior made to this community and the world."
When Junior died, Bill tweeted he had played with the NFL legend in a charity golf tournament just the day before.
Sad day....Played in a Charity Golf tournament yesterday with Junior and now he's gone. RIP my friend. Please say a prayer for him.
— Bill Goldberg (@Goldberg) May 2, 2012
Junior's private memorial service is currently underway -- with only close family and friends in attendance.
Junior's scheduled to be buried at 1pm. As TMZ first reported, Junior was found dead in his California home on May 2nd after shooting himself in the chest.
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John Cena PUBLIC Kiss-Off Before Divorce
WWE superstar John Cena planted a big, fat kiss on his wife on live TV -- just 2 months before he filed for divorce ... but sources tell TMZ ... behind the scenes, he was a wreck over his marriage for months.
Sources connected to the wrestler tell us ... Cena was not shy about discussing his problems at home while hanging out backstage before WWE events.
We're told Cena complained that his relationship with Liz Huberdeau began to deteriorate shortly after they got married in 2009 ... with the arguing escalating in the past few months ... including spats over the remodeling of their Florida home.
One source tells us John has been "miserable" for the past few months ... despite the ringside PDA with his wife at a WWE event on March 5.
We reached out to Cena for comment -- so far, no response.
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Serena Williams I'm Officially a RAPPER Check My New Song!
Forget tennis, Serena Williams got a new sport ... the rap game -- and she's making her debut with a brand new song that's actually pretty catchy.
TMZ broke the story ... Serena laid down some tracks last year at a Florida record studio called B Major Music Group -- owned by Baltimore Ravens offensive tackle Bryant McKinnie, who's good friends with the Williams sisters.
Now, one of the tracks has finally surfaced -- and it ain't half bad.
The lyrics are a little cliché -- shocker, another song about "balling hard" -- but her flow is surprisingly not annoying. She even gives her sister Venus a little shoutout.
Take a listen. Or don't. It's Friday. Do what you want.
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Kris Humphries Who Wants to Kick Me in the Genitals?
***WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE***
Kris Humphries KNOWS he's been tagged a douchebag ... he KNOWS people are laughing at him ... but now, he's finally getting in on the joke.
KH just completed a video for FunnyOrDie.com ... in which he tries to capitalize on the fact he's the most hated player in the NBA ... the kind of guy most Americans want to "punch in the face."
In the clip, two "agents" give Kris a crash course in how to cash in on his d-bagness -- with products that include a video game which allows haters to repeatedly "kick you in the d**k."
"No points or anything ... just d**k kicking."
And it gets BETTER -- during the sketch, there's a veiled shot at Kanye West ... as Kris dons KW's trademark shutter sunglasses in an effort to look like a "douchebag."
But one of the agents quickly tells Kris to ditch the shades ... saying, "We don't want you to look like an a**hole ... we just want you to look like a douchebag." Snap.
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Oakland Raiders Star Darrius Heyward-Bey Busted for DUI
Oakland Raiders wide receiver Darrius Heward-Bey was charged with DUI in San Francisco this morning ... after cops say he was driving while drunk on the Bay Bridge back in April.
According to the San Francisco Chronicle ... DHB was busted around 2 AM on April 7th after a California Highway Patrol officer noticed the 25-year-old speeding and weaving in his lane.
After he was pulled over, cops performed a field sobriety test ... which he reportedly bombed. He was cited for drunk driving and later released.
Cops say the former 1st round draft pick was "very cooperative" during the stop.
If convicted, DHB faces up to 6 months in jail.
Calls to the Raiders have not been returned.
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WWE Star John Cena Files for Divorce
WWE star John Cena has filed for divorce.
Cena filed the docs in Florida, claiming his marriage to Liz Huberdeau is "irretrievably broken." John and Liz were high school sweethearts but only married three years ago. They have no children.
Now here's the kicker -- Liz has already hired high-powered Miami attorney Raymond Rafool, the same attorney who repped Linda Hogan during her divorce ... and took Hulk to the cleaners.
But it won't be easy -- according to the docs, Liz signed a crippling pre-nup in 2009.
Liz' lawyer has already released a statement, claiming, "Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements."
The attorney adds, "Sadly, divorce is not the way Liz thought her perfect love story would end."
12:12 PM -- Liz' attorney tells us, Cena blindsided her with the divorce filing. They had been having issues -- and Cena even approached her recently with a pre-divorce financial settlement agreement -- but Liz refused to sign it, convinced the relationship would still work out.
FYI -- It's not uncommon in celeb divorces to bring up pre-divorce settlement agreements because they help simplify otherwise messy splits.
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Chris 'Birdman' Andersen Home Investigated for Internet Kiddie Crime
The home of Denver Nuggets star Chris Andersen -- aka The Birdman -- is being investigated by the Internet Crimes Against Children task force in Colorado ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement tells TMZ ... the Douglas County Sheriff's Dept. received a tip from a California law enforcement agency back in February ... and finally searched Andersen's home early this morning. We're told officials seized property from the residence during the search.
We're told Andersen has not been arrested -- or charged with a crime.
Chris' attorney had no comment.