USC to Steve Sarkisian You DENIED Having a Booze Problem

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USC is blasting fired football coach Steve Sarkisian in new legal docs ... saying he lied to the school about his battles with the the bottle.

Roy Halladay I NEVER Cheated ... Roger Clemens Can't Say That

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Roy Halladay is firing back at his hero-turned-nemesis, Roger Clemens ... telling TMZ Sports he wasn't a cheater, and Clemens is just trying to deflect.

The former Blue Jays teammates started warring because Halladay tweeted "No Clemens no Bonds" -- due to their alleged steroid use -- the night before the latest Hall of Fame inductees were announced.

Clemens responded by accusing Halladay of "using amphetamines" when they were in Toronto. Roy flatly denies it, and points out Roger is the only person to ever accuse him of using illegal drugs.

“I grew up a huge Clemens fan. Getting to play with him, he became a role model. When I heard that he had cheated, it was like finding out Santa Claus wasn’t real all over again to me.”

As for Clemens attacking him, Halladay says, "I let my reputation and the truth speak for itself. It’s the greatest feeling to say you did it the right way.”

Mark Wahlberg I Love You, Tom Brady ... But Stay Outta Politics!!

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Rabid Patriots fan Mark Wahlberg has a tip for his QB and friend, Tom Brady ... do NOT run for public office -- a lesson he might end up learning from Donald Trump.

Mark was leaving The Palm restaurant in Bev Hills when we asked if he thought Brady's backing of Trump might actually sway New England voters.

Check it out ... fair to say, Wahlberg is NOT confident in Brady's ability to close. In politics, anyway.

We're sure he'll still take Brady in the 4th quarter of the playoffs though.

Eric Davis Chill, Raiders Fans You're Not Losing Your Team!

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Raiders, Rams and Chargers fans up in arms about their teams trying to bolt to Los Angeles are looking at this the wrong way ... according to former NFL star Eric Davis.

Davis won a Super Bowl with the 49ers, so he's up on Bay Area fans -- and we asked if Oakland's Raider Nation might jump to the other team in town if the Silver and Black head south again. It's the question millions of fans in St. Louis (who've also been through this before) and San Diego are asking themselves right now.

Well, check out ED's answer ... it might calm nerves in all 3 cities. In a nutshell -- rep your team, not your city.

You buying that?

Houston Texans Cheerleaders Sexiest Locker Room Celebration EVER!!

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The Houston Texans won the AFC South this past weekend ... but let's face it, that probably won't make your Thursday any better.

The Texans Cheerleaders celebrated the division title by gathering in the locker room for the cutest, sexiest, post game victory dance party in NFL history.

And guys (and some ladies) ... we think that will DEFINITELY get your Thursday off to the right start.

Watch now, thank us later.

Ronda Rousey Nearly Nude, in Knockout Shape ... For S.I. Spread

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Ronda Rousey's confidence is back to champion form, and TMZ Sports has the hard evidence -- Ronda sporting NOTHING but body paint on a Caribbean beach!

The ex-UFC champ is doing a photo shoot for S.I.'s upcoming Swimsuit Issue on Petite Martinique island, off the coast of Grenada. We checked, and what looks like a swimsuit ... is just paint.

As you can imagine, Ronda's shoot on a public beach drew plenty of attention ... hence these pics.

One thin layer of paint -- and several thousand miles -- is all that's standing between you and Ronda. Enjoy!

Kenny Smith Harden Got Lasered, But I Got Face Full Of ...

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James Harden has good reason to be pissed about a fan flashing a laser in his eye, because he could've had Kenny Smith's experience instead -- in fact, he WISHES he did ... trust us.

We got "The Jet" at LAX and broke down the Harden incident -- a Utah Jazz fan hit him with a laser pointer during free throws. It reminded Kenny about his own run-in with a fan hell bent on messing up his game when he was playing at North Carolina.

"It's a one point game, girl comes up in a trench coat, and ..."

Watch the clip to see how it turned out. Yes, there were boobs involved.

As for the NBA dropping the hammer on the fan who lasered Harden -- Kenny explained why "Adam Silver doesn't play!"

Johnny Manziel 'Billy Vegas' Tees Flying Off Shelves

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Johnny Manziel's wigged-out Las Vegas adventure is not just urban legend -- it's now a major windfall for the makers of some clever new Manziel gear.

Andre Iguodala My Daughter's Safe ... She's Got Plenty of White Neighbors ... HaHaHa

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Andre Iguodala doesn't need any specifics about where his 6-year-old daughter lives -- as long as she stays in the nice, safe, white neighborhood she's in now ... this according to Andre himself.

The Golden State Warriors star didn't have much to say when he got him outside the L.A. courthouse, after he testified in his child support battle with baby mama Clayanna Warthen. Her attorney asked Andre if he'd spent any time inside the Sherman Oaks, CA apartment where she and the daughter, London live now.

His priceless response -- he's sure it's a good home because "he sees white people walking around, and in his experience that means it's pretty safe." We're told he was joking, and the judge even laughed.

Andre was also asked about Warthen's claim ... that he didn't want London playing basketball because she'll become a lesbian. Iguodala clarified that he knows WNBA players who are lesbians, and he simply didn't want his daughter to experience "the same struggles" they have.

He said he'd gladly coach London if she decides to hoop.

UFC's Julianna Pena 911 Call in Bar Fight ... They're Wiping Blood on the Door!

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Former Ultimate Fighter champ Julianna Peña got into a bar brawl with a bunch of guys -- and it got so out of control ... blood was all over the place.

911 callers reported the bantamweight fighter and her trainer Josh Gow were taking on security guards at Zola's in Spokane on Dec. 20. The audio is pretty brutal ... you can actually hear the fight still going behind a caller who said, "They're wiping their bloody faces on the door."

According to cops, Peña and Gow had actually gotten into a fight at a different bar -- with 20 people throwing fists -- and then bolted to Zola's. Security there refused to let them in because it was past closing time.

Cops say Peña -- who won Ultimate Fighter 18 in 2013 -- lunged toward bouncers who were trying to keep them out. She allegedly busted out some MMA moves, kicking 2 of them in the groin.

Police arrested Peña and she's been charged with 2 counts of assault. She's due back in court later this month.

Samuel L. Jackson Trump IS LYING And There's A Trail of Proof!!!

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Samuel L. Jackson says there's no way around it ... Donald Trump's 100% lying about never having played a game of golf with him.

Jackson brushed off Trump's diss at LAX Wednesday. The presidential candidate panned the actor earlier in the day -- denying they ever played golf together at his golf club and trashing his acting.

The whole thing started when Jackson said in an interview he played a round with Trump and accused him of being a cheater on the links.

"Blackish" actor Anthony Anderson jumped to Jackson's defense, saying he'd been part of the golf outing and the two even enjoyed shrimp and hot dogs with The Donald!!

Jackson tells us he's not trying to bring Trump down, but he can't ignore the lie ... saying there's even a trail of proof, including a receipt from the lunch.

Odell Beckham Jr. Yeah, I Can Rap Too! Drops Freestyle at Party

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We now have proof ... Odell Beckham Jr. has the skills to follow in the giant footsteps of Shaquille O'Neal ... 'cause the guy laid down an impressive freestyle rap in the middle of a party.

Andre Iguodala In Court for Baby Mama Showdown Where's My Money Going?

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Golden State Warriors star Andre Iguodala is on the stand in L.A. to testify in his child support battle with baby mama Clayanna Warthen.

Warthen is looking for $58k per month, up from the $16k Iguodala is paying right now to support their 6-year-old daughter London.

Over the last 2 days, Warthen's testified she needs the increase to pay for more extracurricular activities for London, who she says is a genius with a 151 IQ. She says the money will cover horseback riding, piano lessons, and a vocal coach for their daughter.

Andre's lawyer grilled Warthen about receipts -- she says she throws away most of them, and usually pays for things with cash. She also said all the support money is spent on the little girl ... even though some of the expenses include Sephora makeup and Victoria's Secret.

She was also questioned about the $150k she admits investing in a marketing company called LOC. Iguodala's lawyers said that company has been investigated for drug trafficking, but Warthen said she was unaware of that.

Andre's side thinks Warthen is just trying to take him to the cleaners, while she claims Andre's been neglecting their daughter by not spending enough time with her.

We'll see what happens when Andre comes under questioning.

Mike Tyson Doc Shut Me Down for a Week After Hoverboard Fail

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Mike Tyson's epic fall on one of those self-balancing scooters didn't play as hysterically with his doctor as it did on the Internet.

Khloe Kardashian Courtroom Victory In James Harden Fireworks Lawsuit

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Khloe Kardashian won a courtroom victory and she didn't even have to show up.

The girlfriend of James Harden/wife of Lamar Odom was being sued by James Ferguson, the Marina Del Rey resident, who claimed his life was turned upside down during a middle-of-the-night fireworks show commissioned by Khloe. He also says the explosions traumatized his dog.

You'll recall ... Khloe threw James Harden a boat party for his 26th birthday and when the clock struck 12 it sounded like a war zone.

Ferguson, who sued Khloe for $7,500 in small claims court, was a no show, so the judge dismissed the case.

She bangs.

Celeb Stylist Jonathan Antin LeBron, Be Like Brian Urlacher Fix Your Hairline!!!

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Celebrity hair guru Jonathan Antin thinks LeBron James should look to Brian Urlacher for hairspiration ... saying Urlacher fixed his folicaly challenged head ... and LBJ can do the same.

We got Jonathan in the middle of a deluge in L.A. (still with perfect locks of course) and asked about Urlacher's miraculous change ... his brand new (surgically implanted) head of hair.

The convo eventually turned to King James ... and whether or not LeBron should try the same process on his thinning crown.

Check out the clip -- Jonathan makes an impassioned plea to LeBron to stop the fast break on his head ... and coming from a hair expert ... it's pretty powerful.

Peep the transformation below ... and be inspired.