Miss Bumbum 2016 Forget the Olympics ... It's All About Brazil's Best Butts

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The Summer Olympics in Rio are less than a week away, but the hottest contest down there is Miss Bumbum 2016 -- and all signs point to a stiff competition.

Check out these shots of this year's frontrunners ... though we suspect no one's looking at their fronts.

NFL's Tarvaris Jackson Off The Hook In Crazy Gun Case

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NFL quarterback Tarvaris Jackson will NOT be prosecuted for allegedly pulling a loaded gun on his wife and threatening to shoot her ... TMZ Sports has learned.

33-year-old Jackson was initially charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly pointed a loaded gun at his wife during a fight in Florida on June 24th.

When cops arrived to the scene, they found the gun -- and according to the police report, Jackson admitted to saying he should shoot his wife ... who he claimed had threatened him with a knife.

But according to new court docs filed in Florida, the Assistant State Attorney says there's just not enough evidence to get a conviction if the case moved forward.

"From the investigation which has been made, it is the opinion of the writer that this case is not suitable for prosecution."

Bottom line -- Jackson is off the hook ... and will even get his bond money back.

'Bachelorette' JoJo Fletcher Now Jordan REALLY Has to Meet My Parents

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JoJo Fletcher and Jordan Rodgers are having an awesome first day as a publicly engaged couple ... but now they're off to face her parents.

We caught the love birds Tuesday leaving ABC Studios in NYC and they're still all over each other after the 'Bachelorette' finale ... where JoJo said "Yes" to the proposal from Aaron Rodgers' little bro.

She says they're heading to Dallas, where we're guessing Jordan's gonna have a much different convo with JoJo's dad than the one produced for TV.

Check out the vid ... JoJo's clearly running the show.

Just sit there and look pretty, Jordan.

Kevin Durant & Carmelo Cigars, Wine & Expensive Watches at Olympic Send-off Party

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Kevin Durant and Carmelo Anthony sipped vino and puffed cigars at an Olympics send-off party Monday night in Houston ... oh, and they got super fancy watches worth over TEN GRAND each!!

The guys at Haute Time and Avion tequila threw the party for Melo and KD (DeAndre Jordan was also there) at a Houston mansion last night after Team USA dismantled Nigeria.

The alcohol, smokes, and fancy food (Chicken Chasseur and Sacher Torte) weren't even the best part ... the highlight was the $27k luxury Hublot watches.

Melo got hooked up with a Big Bang Unico Titanium Bracelet (retails for about $17k) ... and Durant a Classic Fusion Titanium King Gold (about $10k).

Team USA's flying to Brazil Tuesday ... before playing China on Saturday.

Gold watch? Check. Gold medal?

Michael Jordan I'd Take Blake Over LeBron ... For 'Space Jam 2'

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It's time to play "Shade or No Shade" ... this time featuring Michael Jordan ... who says if he had it his way, it'd be Blake Griffin starring in "Space Jam 2" ... NOT LEBRON JAMES.

It all went down at Michael's Jordan's Flight School ... the basketball camp MJ held this weekend ... when someone asked him what he thought of "Space Jam" getting a sequel in theaters.

The sequel is of course starring LeBron James ... which makes sense to most 'cause the guy happens to be the best player on the planet right now.

Count Michael out of that most ... he says if it was up to him it'd be Blake Griffin ... a guy we all know is good on-screen and just happens to be one of MJ's Jordan Brand athletes.

Check out the clip and answer the question ... Shade or No Shade?

Lewis Hamilton Crotch-Thrustin' Like a Champ ... At Barbados Parade

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Lewis Hamilton is having a great time in Barbados.

Here's the Formula One champ thrusting around the Crop Over festival with a couple of scantily clad lady friends.

Usain Bolt would be proud ...

Luke Rockhold UFC Cheaters Prosper ... They Still Cheer Anderson Silva

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HERE'S THE PLAN ...

Luke Rockhold says the UFC needs to do something drastic to end the cheating -- telling TMZ Sports, "I'm just tired of talking about it over and over again and nothing happens."

Rockhold says people have short memories when it comes to cheating in MMA -- and said Anderson Silva is the perfect example.

"Everyone is gonna beat down Jon Jones ... and they're gonna cheer Anderson Silva after coming back from testing positive."

FYI, Silva received a 1 year suspension last year after testing positive for a PED at UFC 183.

So, what's the solution?

"They need to implement the full 2 year ban at least. 4 years would really scare a person because it would take away a career."

That being said, Rockhold says he still wants to fight Silva -- telling us straight up, "I'd love to get a piece of that ass."

Kyrie Irving & Kehlani Hug It Out in Chicago But We're 'Just Friends'

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Interesting situation in Chicago ... with Kyrie Irving hugging it out with his ex-girlfriend, Kehlani ... the first time they've been seen together in months.

It all went down Friday night -- the two met up where Kehlani was staying and spent some quality time together. They were smiling, hugging and acting friendly.

Kyrie and Kehlani broke up back in March -- and she rebounded with her singer ex-boyfriend, PartyNextDoor.

Pissed off fans accused Kehlani of cheating on Kyrie (which she denied) -- but she was so distraught, she tried to kill herself. At the time, Kyrie defended Kehlani.

But the situation in Chicago is not a complete romantic reconciliation -- a rep for Kehlani tells TMZ Sports, "They are only friends, not back together."

"Things ended bad and they hadn't had an opportunity to see each other ... and they wanted to meet up face to face and make peace."

And from what we're told ... mission accomplished.

Lewis Hamilton Partying with Half Naked Supermodel

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LET'S PARTY

Formula One champ Lewis Hamilton is having a GREAT day -- partying in Barbados with a half naked Chanel Iman ... who's stealing the show at one of the hottest festivals in the world!

Cristiano Ronaldo Slid Into Model's DMs ... Not In Relationship

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It goes down in the DM ... at least, that's how it went down with Cristiano Ronaldo, who social media pimped his way into a hangout session with Casi Davis, TMZ Sports has learned.

Shannon Briggs Calls Out Boxing Star ... You're a SUCKA!!!

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LET'S GO CHAMP

Shannon Briggs is declaring war on boxing champ David Haye -- claiming the guy's a "sucka" who weaseled his way out of a heavyweight fight ... because he's scared.

Briggs says Haye PROMISED him a bout if he fought on the undercard of Haye's last fight -- so Briggs did (and won) ... and now he wants to collect.

Problem is, Haye's running ... and Briggs is calling him out.

"He's a SUCKA ... he's not a real fighter! He's going back on his word."

In fact, Briggs chased Haye down at the Carl Frampton fight in Brooklyn over the weekend -- but Haye couldn't even look him in the face to talk like a man.

Now, Briggs is calling out the ENTIRE heavyweight division -- saying he'll fight ANYONE, ANYTIME.

#LetsGoChamp

Jordan Rodgers I'M A WINNER TOO ... Engaged On 'Bachelorette'

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Two big winners in the Rodgers family now ... because Aaron's brother, Jordan, won "The Bachelorette" Monday night and got engaged right on the show.

Jordan was a favorite from the beginning ... and on the season finale, he popped the question to JoJo Fletcher ... and she said "Yes!"

It's probably news to Aaron who proudly proclaimed he didn't watch the show.

Earlier in the season, Jordan revealed that he's not on speaking terms with Aaron -- and neither are his parents. Aaron famously no-showed to the hometown date.

No word on when Jordan and JoJo plan to tie the knot -- the big question ... will Aaron get an invite?

Draymond Green $100k Vivid Offer 'Perfect' Penis For Porn!!

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The guy behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape says he wants a piece of Draymond Green -- saying he was so impressed with Dray's monster penis, he's offered the guy a 6-figure porn deal!

NFL Legend Dan Reeves Manziel to the Cowboys?? 'I'd Love to See That!!'

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Johnny Manziel's dream of playing for the Dallas Cowboys just got a huge endorsement from NFL legend Dan Reeves, who tells TMZ Sports "I’d love to see him get that opportunity."

Reeves -- who made a record 9 Super Bowl appearances as a player and coach -- says the troubled QB deserves another shot in the league, as long as he's focused on football.

“No question, I think he would be good for anybody," Reeves tells TMZ Sports. "He’s still gotta learn to walk the walk and talk the talk ... but if he can play like he did in college, I don’t see how that would be a bad addition to the team.”

"He needs to get his life in order before he thinks about football and he’s had a lot of things going on that have taken his mind from the game ... but if he puts all that behind him and has someone to mentor him, I’d love to see him get that chance."

UFC Champ Tyron Woodley Nick Diaz Is an Idiot

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HE'S NO DEEP THINKER

UFC champ Tyron Woodley watched the TMZ Sports video of Nick Diaz going off about a possible fight for the belt -- and says one thing is clear to him ... Nick's an idiot.

Woodley joined the guys on the "TMZ Sports" TV show (airs Monday night on FS1) and clapped back at Diaz ... saying he was trying to COMPLIMENT the guy as a great fighter to set up a big money fight.

But Woodley says Diaz took the message the wrong way -- "He made no sense."

"It just shows you his I.Q. outside of fighting is not extremely high."

Woodley says Diaz may have blown his shot at the title -- and hinted that he's closer to locking up a fight with Georges St-Pierre.

There's A LOT more in the full interview tonight on FS1.

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I'LL STEP UP TO THE PLATE

Amar'e Stoudemire My Retirement Party Was so LIT ... I Un-Retired

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Ex-NBA star Amar'e Stoudemire got waaaay more than a gold watch at his basketball retirement party ... but it wasn't enough to keep him retired, 'cause he came back to hoop just days after his shindig.

The guys over at Haute Time threw the party for Stat in NYC Sunday night ... inviting 50 friends and family members to celebrate the end of the big man's decade-plus basketball career.

They didn't show up empty-handed either ... Amar'e got some baller gifts, including a painting of "Black Jesus" by artist Bradley Theodore ... and a custom bottle of fancy tequila from Avion.

Here's the thing ... Amar'e basically un-retired THE NEXT MORNING ... signing a 2-year contract to play with Hapoel Jerusalem ... a pro team in Israel that he happens to co-own.

So the question is ... was the turn up too real ... or not real enough?