Ex-NBA Player Orien Greene Arrested for Creepy Butt Rub

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Ex-NBA player Orien Greene -- a 2005 2nd round pick -- was arrested in Florida on Monday morning after officials say he snuck into 2 homes and rubbed a sleeping woman's butt.

Yeah ... creepy.

According to the police report obtained by TMZ Sports, the 34-year-old ex-Boston Celtics player entered the first home early in the morning and went to the master bedroom where he encountered a 56-year-old woman lying in bed.

Greene then left without further incident and went to a 2nd home across the street ... where he allegedly went to the bedroom and saw a 40-year-old woman sleeping in bed.

Greene allegedly kissed the sleeping woman on the neck and "rubbed her butt."

The woman woke up and started yelling ... Greene allegedly booked it and went to his girlfriend's house (which is in the same neighborhood).

Cops found Greene and booked him for felony burglary and misdemeanor battery ... and then he posed for the saddest mug shot ever.

Conor McGregor's Sister Thongs Out on Honeymoon (Gawk at Your Own Risk)

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Conor McGregor isn't the only member of his family with a solid physique ...

The UFC superstar's sister, Aoife, is showing off her hot Irish bod on her honeymoon in the Maldives ... rockin' a tiny thong bikini bottom.

Aoife got married on New Year's Eve ... and Conor danced his face off at the reception.

Clemson Football Players Victory Dance Party!!

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DANCE LIKE EVERYONE'S WATCHING

You win? You dance.

Those are the rules.

Check out the footage of Deshaun Watson, Mike Williams, Ray-Ray McCloud ... and even the placekicker ... TURNIN' UP on the field after their 35-31 victory over Alabama.

At one point, d-lineman Christian Wilkins ripped off his top and busted out some sweet fat guy dance moves!

Get it ... you earned it.

Clemson's Dabo Swinney Massive Hero's Welcome ... At Team Hotel

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ALL HAIL THE CHAMP!!!

Dabo Swinney got one helluva welcome at the Clemson team hotel after his big win over Bama Monday night ... hundreds of people (still fired up from the game) waiting to greet the head coach.

The video is awesome ... there's chanting, there are tears, there's a sea of Clemson orange as far as the eye can see.

Congrats!

Derrick Henry Pulls An Alicia Keys That Hair Is On Fiiiya!!

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2015 Heisman winner Derrick Henry made a cameo at the National Championship game Monday night ... but that hair, tho.

Chris Brown, Soulja Boy We're Boxing in Dubai To Make a Fortune Off Pay-Per-View

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Chris Brown and Soulja Boy are gearing up for a bloodbath in the ring, but for various reasons they can't pull it off in the U.S. ... so we've learned they're planning to fight it out in Dubai.

Sources connected with both Chris and Soulja tell TMZ they genuinely dislike each other and each wants to beat the crap out of the other, but what they want more than anything is a huge paycheck by running the fight on Pay-Per-View.

The initial plan was for a Vegas fight, but we've learned there are several rules and regs that would make such a fight impossible there, not the least of which is a mandatory drug test for amateur fights ... which both Chris and Soulja know they would never pass.

We're told their plan is to take the fight overseas -- first choice Dubai -- and they believe the Pay-Per-View audience would rake in untold millions of dollars.

Both Chris and Soulja have talked about making this a charity fight, but we're told some of the money will line their pockets.

Lamar Odom I Wanna Coach With The Lakers ... I've Talked with Luke

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I'LL CALL THE SHOTS NOW

Lamar Odom says he's still intent on returning to the NBA ... but on the sidelines ... telling TMZ Sports he's reached out to Lakers coach Luke Walton about a spot on the staff.

Odom's been intent on getting back in the league, saying at Kobe's farewell game that he fully expected to one day be back on an NBA roster.

It's seems he's changed his focus ... because when we got him out in L.A. on Monday he told our camera guy his return will still happen ... but as a coach.

Odom says he's serious and has already spoken with Luke about his future with the franchise.

If you think it's impossible, you're dead wrong ... Odom's still one of the most well-liked players in Lakers history ... and was lauded for his IQ on the court during his playing days.

Only left to be seen if he can stay on the straight and narrow ... which everyone is hoping he can.

Ex-Bama Star Blake Sims 'I Wanna Help Bucs Win Super Bowl' ... 'I'll Even Be Water Boy!!'

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WHATEVER IT TAKES

Ex-Alabama star Blake Sims is stoked for his second shot at an NFL career ... and says he'll do whatever it takes to help the Tampa Bay Bucs win a Super Bowl ... even if it means tending water.

Sims was a stud at Bama ... not only did he win a National Championship (when he was a running back) in '12 ... but switched to QB and led the Tide to the College Football Playoffs in '14.

Basically, he's a stud athlete.

The 25-year-old was undrafted out of college ... but he's fought his way into an off-season contract with the Tampa Bay Bucs (at running back) and says he's dead set on making the squad.

Check out the clip ... Sims also tells us why he believes his Alma Mater will crush Clemson Monday night.

Artie Lange Roasts Odell Beckham Victoria Beckham Woulda Played Better

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WALK BEFORE YOU TALK

"I figured out that Odell Beckham and Victoria Beckham literally could have switched lives yesterday and nobody woulda noticed." -- Artie Lange

Artie is a HUUUGE Giants fan -- in fact, he bet (and lost) $30,000 on the game Sunday -- and feels he earned the right to go off on Odell after he came up butterfingers against the Packers.

Lange -- who's on the new HBO show, "Crashing" -- also feels Victoria Beckham coulda made at least ONE of those passes.

Just sayin' ...

Mike Tyson Records Diss Track 'Thoulja's Going Down!'

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Mike Tyson is using the majesty of song to describe his hatred for Soulja Boy ... and it's hilarious.

Iron Mike hit the recording booth with producer Damon Elliott and belted out a verse for the new track, "If You Show Up" ... which obviously takes aim at Soulja.

As we previously reported, Mike's coaching Chris Brown for their big celeb boxing match ... and in the song, Mike says bluntly, "I'm gonna teach him how to knock your ass out."

We're told Chris is planning on doing a verse this week and a music video is in the works -- which will be released on Mike's YouTube page.

Ronda Rousey Vows to Rebuild Life After 'Rock Bottom'

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Ronda Rousey is back on the grid ... kind of ... posting a quote on social media about bouncing back after hitting "rock bottom."

The UFC legend put up a J.K. Rowling quote that reads, "And so rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life."

Rowling famously delivered the quote during a 2008 speech at Harvard while talking about how she wrote 'Harry Potter' while she was broke, jobless and recently divorced.

Rousey said she was a broken woman after the Holly Holm fight. She appeared to take the Amanda Nunes loss equally hard ... essentially going into hiding after UFC 207 to ponder her future.

Ex-NBA Champ I Saw Charles Oakley SLAP Charles Barkley In The Face!

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HOW IT WENT DOWN

Charles Oakley straight -up OPEN HAND SLAPPED Charles Barkley in the face during a 1999 off-the-court encounter ... so says ex-NBA champ Chucky Brown.

In fact, Chucky says he watched the entire thing ... and says Barkley got punked hard.

Chucky gave the blow-by-blow on the "Jerseys & Dress Shirts" podcast with MJ and Dale "The Lawyer" ... explaining how it unfolded in a hallway before an NBA player's union meeting.

In case you didn't know ... Oakley and Barkley had bad blood for years. They famously fought on the court in a pre-season game in 1996.

Brown says Barkley refuses to acknowledge the incident. We're reaching out to his reps anyway.

The entire interview airs January 13.

Gronk Makes 300-Pound Pal Ride Bull ... Pain Ensues

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Here's Rob Gronkowski being totally supportive as his 300-pound BFF does something he has no damn business doing ... RIDING A LIVE DESTRUCTIVE BULL.

It went down at the PBR Monster Energy Buck Off in NYC this weekend when Gronk's best buddy, contractor and chauffeur "Bobby Goons," got on the back of a 1,200 pound bull named "Lieutenant Dan."

What followed was what we're sure was the worst 1 second of Goons' life ... getting bucked off the animal and landing HARD on the unforgiving earth.

As for Gronk ... he immediately (and insanely) lobbied for his buddy to DO IT AGAIN ... saying their goal was to beat Chad Ochocinco's time when he rode a bull last year ... but the bull brass refused.

Check out Chad's ride below ... and for once be glad you're not Gronk's friend.

Joey Porter Arrest Video Handcuffed, Jawing at Cops

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CUFFED

12:40 PM PT -- Kevin Colbert, General Manager of the Steelers, says the team has placed Porter on leave while they gather more information about his arrest.

TMZ Sports has obtained video of Pittsburgh Steelers assistant coach Joey Porter being arrested after he allegedly roughed up a bouncer Sunday night ... and he's jawing at cops during the incident.

As we previously reported, an off-duty officer says Porter got into it with a bouncer at The Flats bar after he was denied entry. The officer says the ex-NFL linebacker grabbed the bouncer and lifted him off the ground.

The officer says an allegedly drunk Porter then grabbed him by the wrist in a threatening manner ... and began to yell at him that he did nothing wrong. Porter was eventually arrested after the officer called for backup.

In the footage, you can see a heated Porter in cuffs. It's unclear exactly what he's saying to the officers.

Sources at the bar tell us Porter was at the bar with at least 2 Steelers players ... who were screaming they would never come back to that bar.

Porter was booked and released on $25k bail.

UFC's Dana White Fires Back at 'Uppity, 80-Year-Old' Meryl Streep

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SHE'S OUT OF HER ELEMENT

Dana White says Meryl Streep is an "uppity 80-year-old lady" who was completely WRONG when she took a shot at MMA during the Golden Globes.

We spoke with the UFC honcho about Meryl's comments Sunday night -- when she was ripping Donald Trump's immigration plans and said if we kick out foreigners, "you'll have nothing to watch but football and mixed martial arts, which are not the arts."

White objects in a BIG WAY -- calling the dig at his sport "stupid" and "uneducated."

We also asked if he thought Meryl targeted MMA because Dana gave a speech for Trump at the Republican National Convention.

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IT'S NOT AN ART ...

Chris Bosh Jams On Guitar With Blues Legend Buddy Guy

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TAKING IT TO THE STAGE

Chris Bosh has found a way to fill the time now that he's not playing in the NBA -- he KILLED IT as a special guest guitarist with blues legend Buddy Guy!!

Bosh hit up Buddy Guy's Legends blues club in Chicago Sunday night and got onstage with the 80-year-old guitar god himself. Did a pretty good job, too.

CB had major support from the crowd -- which included his wife, along with good friends (and ex-teammate) Dwyane Wade and Gabby Union.

It's no gimmick ... Bosh is a legit musician who's been playing for years.