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Super Bowl hero Jacoby Jones couldn't pull off a miracle when it counted ... coming up short in a janky drag show on a cruise ship ... and TMZ Sports has the footage.

It all went down on a Baltimore Ravens fan cruise to the Bahamas -- where part of the entertainment was an adults-only "game show" ... which included a low-budge drag competition.

Jacoby -- being the good sport that he is -- put on his game face ... and an ill-fitting bra ... and strutted his stuff around the stage.

Unfortunately, he just wasn't fierce enough ... and came up short ... despite rocking a fabulous Louis Vuitton purse.

Keep workin' it ... there's always next year.

When ya see a guy the size of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson … one obvious question pops in your head, but whatever you do -- do NOT ask it out loud … as our camera guy learned.

The Rock -- so damn huge he's playing "Hercules" -- was in NYC Tuesday when our pap fell into gym meathead mode and asked, "How much are you benching?"

You gotta see Rock's initial reaction to the question (which he must hear 100 times/day) -- but he does eventually hit the photog with the perfect answer … for the smartass question.

Our guy shoulda learned from Alex Pettyfer -- who made the same screwup on Muscle Beach last weekend.

Playboy model Nasia Jansen has two huge talents ... MASSIVE talents ... and if she wanted to, she could use 'em to take down even the toughest of men.

Yes, you guessed it -- Nasia is a nunchucks specialist ... and Tae Kwon Do expert.

The Playboy Cybergirl (of German and Tunisian descent) somehow caught our attention in L.A. ... and revealed she's deadly with Michelangelo's weapon of choice.

Her story is actually pretty interesting -- telling us she got into martial arts as a kid to protect herself because she grew up in a bad area. Also, her inspiration is Bruce Lee.

But the best part ... she proves her talent during a bikini weapons exhibition ... where she BUSTS OPEN BOARDS LIKE IT'S HER JOB!!!!

You're welcome.

Clippers interim CEO Dick Parsons says he believes team coaches and players MAY QUIT if Donald Sterling isn't removed as owner ASAP ... telling TMZ Sports, "I think there's risk to the team."

Parsons testified in the Sterling hearing today -- saying in court, "We may have defections of coaches and players if Sterling is still with the team. Including the head coach."

After the hearing, Parsons says he hopes the judge will come to a resolution quickly -- and in the meantime, he's instructed Clippers players and coaches to focus on basketball while he focuses on reaching a solution.

Adrian Peterson is a married man ... TMZ Sports has confirmed.

Sooooo Kevin Durant had brunch with Justin Bieber over the weekend.

Question is ... who paid??

For the record ... Bieber has earned roughly $60 million in the last year alone (according to Forbes).

Meantime, Kevin Durant is getting toward the end of a 5-year $86 million contract with the OKC Thunder ... and that doesn't even include the money he's made through endorsement deals.

So, who paid??

Probably Scooter.

BTW -- Bieber was rockin' a Nets hat ... but don't read too deep into it ... the guy's the ultimate fair-weather fan and usually selects his hats to match his outfit.

Nick Swisher's reputation as one of the best partiers in baseball just hit Van Wilder levels, cause while the rest of the league is tossing around weights to get big ... HE TOSSES KEGS.

The Indians 1st baseman appeared on the Discovery Channel show "American Muscle" when host and fitness expert Mike Barwis decided to try some unorthodox training methods on Swisher ... including a keg toss.

Check out the clip -- It's pretty awesome to see Nick training in the snow a la Stallone in "Rocky IV" (greatest training montage of all time).

L.A. Clippers star Matt Barnes says his aunt was brutally murdered last week at the hands of a violent fugitive -- and now he's taken to social media in hopes of finding her killer.

Cops say the man is 51-year-old Michael Williams -- who they believe is the victim's estranged husband. Investigators say the victim was going to see Williams on July 8 when she was stabbed.

Officials believe Williams is a transient with a violent history who may be hiding out in South Sacramento.

Barnes is adamant about bringing Williams to justice -- and posted the suspect's pic to Instagram with a message begging his followers to join the manhunt.

"This dude stabbed my auntie in the neck last week & left her for dead on the sidewalk, she ended up dying on the way to the hospital in the ambulance. If you hv any info on his where abouts contact the #SacPD # SacramentoWeNeedYourHelp #RIPTang"

Tony Dungy insists his comments about why he wouldn't draft Michael Sam are not homophobic ... though he's doubling down on his claim that Sam's sexual orientation is a "distraction."

Charles Barkley got LAST PLACE at a celeb golf tourney in Lake Tahoe ... finishing behind Larry the Cable Guy ... and along the way he cussed out his golf ball ... and TMZ Sports has the footage.

Sir Chuck was playing in the American Century Championship ... where he may have turned in the worst performance of his life.

He finished 86th out of 86 celeb players ... behind 85th place (Team USA female hockey star Hilary Knight) ... and 84th place (Larry the Cable Guy).

In fact, Barkley didn't make par ONCE during the tourney and only bogeyed 5 times in 54 holes.

On the other side of the spectrum, Mark Rypien CRUSHED IT ... winning the tourney in front of Jeremy Roenick and Annika Sorenstam.

Johnny Manziel may be on the verge of GF'ing up ... 'cause the NFL's most eligible bachelor has been out several times with the same hot blonde -- AND POSED FOR KISSY PICS!!!

The girl on Johnny's cheek is Colleen Crowley ... a college student at TCU who was first spotted out with Manziel roughly 5 weeks ago when they hit a Houston nightclub together.

Then, there was the baseball date at Fenway Park ... followed by a booze sesh at a Boston speakeasy.

Now, the biggest clue they're getting "official" ... they BOTH posted kissy pics on each other's Instagram accounts last night (well, she was kissing him ... but he was cuddling her back).

Soooo ... congrats???

6'10" NBA center Ed Davis is pulling a reverse Skee-Lo ... telling TMZ Sports he wishes he was a little bit smaller so he could fit into some INSANE sports cars.

Davis -- who just signed a $2 million contract with the Lake Show -- was at Paul George's Celebrity Classic in L.A. when our photog asked if he'd be breaking out the wallet to scoop up a sick Lambo in the parking lot.

"If I could fit in it, i would," Davis said ... "but it's too small man!"

Don't worry ... Davis said he had his eye on a "big boy whip" instead ... one more suitable for his ginormous frame.

Isaiah Austin -- the projected 1st rounder who's dream to play in the NBA was dashed when he was diagnosed with Marfan Syndrome -- tells TMZ Sports he's got an NBA job lined up ... just as soon as he gets his college degree.

The 20-year-old former college superstar was in D.C. yesterday and told us he's even more motivated to go back to Baylor University in August to finish up his classes ... after a conversation with NBA Commish Adam Silver.

Austin -- who was ceremonially drafted by the NBA at the Draft back in June -- tells us Silver already hooked him up with a part-time gig with the league's NBA Cares program ... and promised full-time work once he gets his degree.

Now, it ain't exactly playing center for the Bulls ... but it's a pretty great deal ... and Austin couldn't be more grateful for the opportunity.

George Foreman's 23-year-old son has lawyered up in his domestic violence case -- hiring the famous attorney who represented cult-leader David Koresh during the '93 siege in Waco.

TMZ Sports has learned ... George Foreman V has teamed up with Dick DeGuerin ... who was called into action by Koresh's mother to negotiate with the FBI on David's behalf during the standoff.

In fact, just days before his death, Koresh sent DeGuerin a hand-written letter informing him that he had been in communication with god ... and relayed god's messages to the FBI.

DeGuerin was actually invited inside the compound during the 51-day standoff ... though things didn't exactly end well -- with Koresh (and roughly 80 followers) perishing in the fire/gun-battle that ended on April 19, 1993.

Now, we've learned DeGuerin is officially on-board for the Foreman case -- which stems from an incident in February when the legendary boxer's son was arrested in Texas for allegedly choking his wife during a domestic dispute.