Tom Brady Judges Love a Sharp Dressed Man ... Right?
Tom Brady walked into a NYC courtroom dressed for success in his effort to have his 4 game suspension overturned -- we'll see if it works.
The Patriots QB arrived for the appeal ... tanned like a Greek god, in a sharp blue suit (probably picked out by Gisele Bundchen) with a white pocket square. Meanwhile ... his opposition, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell also looked good ... no pocket square though.
This is the best Deflate-gate has looked in the 7 months this mess has dragged on and haunted America.
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Warren Buffett Bring It in Close, Ladies!! Fires Up LFL Players
Warren Buffett brought his Midas touch to a locker room full of women in lingerie ... and football pads -- to deliver a rousing pregame speech.
Buffet paid a visit to the Omaha Heart players of the Legends Football League before their last game against the Chicago Bliss, and did his best to fire up the home team. Even football players know -- when a man worth about $70 BILLION speaks, you shut the hell up and listen!
But more importantly, you gotta see the Oracle of Omaha throwing his arm around the players for pics. He smartly told the photog ... "Take your time. There's no hurry."
The Heart lost to go 0-6 on the season. They can't all be blue chippers, Warren.
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'Sugar' Shane Mosley to Ex-Wife Read It and Weep ... Docs Show You Two-Timed Me
"Sugar" Shane Mosley firmly believes his ex-wife was married to another man at the same time as him ... because he has papers nailing down the date she divorced the guy.
Fetty Wap Like Hey What’s Up ... Hello to KC Royals
Fetty Wap’s “Trap Queen” and the KC Royals are like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups -- and since the players have turned the song into their unofficial summer theme ... Fetty paid 'em a visit.
The Royals have been playing a game where they work "1738" -- the opening lyric to Fetty's hit -- into all their interviews. Anyone who fails gets fined in the clubhouse.
Guess F-Dub caught wind of this, and dropped by Kauffmann Stadium on Tuesday evening to check out the Royals' skills, and to jump them into his Remy Boyz 1738 crew ... with t-shirts.
Warning, Alex Gordon ... do NOT let Fetty introduce you to the stove.
NY Jets Geno Smith 'Sucker Punched' Over Charity
The Geno Smith locker room brawl went down because the Jets QB was AWOL from a charity event, which pissed off his teammate ... TMZ Sports has learned.
Dwyane Wade Even Hammer Can't Touch This Suit
Dwyane Wade took it wayyyy back to 1990 with a jumpsuit and blazer combination for his latest Esquire magazine photo spread ... that was apparently styled by MC Hammer.
We know Flash loves him some fashion, and this time he pushed the envelope ... big time. Only a cape could make this outfit any better.
Wade hashtagged the pic ... "#ifyoucantpullitoffyouwontunderstandit." He might be right.
"A super dope homeboy from the Chi-town, and he's known as such, and this is a beat ... "
You know the rest.
H/T BSO.
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'The Young Bucks' Wrestlers Little Kid Took Our Best Move ... Like a Pro
Indie wrestling superstars, The Young Bucks made an 8-year-old fan's dream come true ... by kicking him square in the face during an all-out brawl with the kid's dad.
Nick Jackson -- one half of TYB -- tells TMZ ... young Luke is one of their biggest fans, so they were gung ho on Saturday night ... to use his "birthday intro" to ignite their match.
Nick tells us they practiced the whole skit with Luke and his father beforehand, taking extra time to specifically get their famous Superkick move down perfectly so no one got hurt.
We're told this wasn't Luke's first lesson though -- he's been jumping in the ring and practicing with other IWL wrestlers and wants to become a pro wrestler.
Based on the video ... Luke's well on his way.
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Andre Iguodala My Wedding Looked More Like ... All-Star Weekend
Andre Iguodala wanted to have an NBA Championship reunion ... so, he went ahead and got married down in Mexico -- along with a bunch of his teammates ... and his wife too.
Iguodala tied the knot with Christina Gutierrez in Cabo over the weekend -- and they could've had one helluva pick-up game during the reception. Andre's Golden State Warriors pals Steph Curry and Klay Thompson were there ... along with Rudy Gay and several other hoops stars.
Talk about crushing a summer -- NBA title, Finals MVP, and then getting hitched to his childhood sweetheart.
Check out the gallery full of the kinda talent Phil Jackson dreams of getting into Knicks unis.
Mumford & Sons We Won't Wait, We Won't Wait ... For Pickup Soccer Game
Jets Geno Smith Punched Out in Locker Room Fight ... Out 6-8 Weeks
Jets QB Geno Smith got punched in the face so hard by a teammate ... he broke his jaw, and will miss several weeks of the season.
The player who busted Geno's jaw is 2nd year linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali -- and the Jets have already cut his ass over the locker room fight.
Jets officials say Geno will be out for 6-10 weeks healing his jaw.
Enemkpali was basically a bench jockey. The 6'1" 260 lbs backup linebacker had a grand total of 3 tackles last season ... so, it's not like he'll be missed.
Smith, on the other hand, was in competition for the starting job. He posted a pic -- his face doesn't look all that swollen -- and promised "I'll be back."
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Stephen Jackson I'm the Best NBA Player Alive ... On The Mic
Former NBA player Stephen Jackson says he can take Shaquille O'Neal, Kobe Bryant, and Chris Webber ... when it comes to rapping, and even calls out Kobe as a total hip-hop poser.
Jackson's been focused on his rap career for years, and while he hasn't had a breakthrough hit song yet -- he still believes his skills put all other NBA ballers to shame.
He's got plenty of comp these days -- with guys like Damian Lillard, Lou Williams and Lance Stephenson all laying down tracks.
Jackson gives a couple of those guys props -- but absolutely blows up Kobe's rap career. He ain't the first, and when you listen to the Mamba's verses ... maybe Captain Jack has a point.
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Life On The Line Man Walks Between Peaks On A Rope!!!
There is a fine line between being a daredevil and being damn near suicidal and Spencer Seabrooke just walked that line in record breaking fashion.
On August 2 Spencer broke the world record for the longest solo slackline walk when he went across a gorge almost 1000 feet in the air with no safety line attached.
Slackline walking is like tightrope walking, but the line is loose and moves around ... because walking across a steady tightrope is too easy, apparently.
Check out the crazy footage that will give you vertigo.
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Matt Damon Screw the 4 Games ... Brady's Still My Fantasy Guy
Ya can't say Matt Damon ain't ride or die ... Boston to the heart ... and blindly passionate for all things Patriots, but that love might finally crush him -- in fantasy football.
No shocker ... Damon's stuck with his Pats and Tom Brady through the whole Deflategate mess -- but when we got him in downtown L.A. Monday night ... we wondered if he'd waiver when it comes to drafting a fantasy QB this year.
Keep in mind, TB's most likely serving a 4-game suspension before he sees any playing time.
Check out Matt's response. Billy Joel is ringing in our heads for some reason.
"And we would all go down together ..."
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. My Ex WAS On Drugs ... I Got Papers to Prove It
Floyd Mayweather Jr. didn't defame his ex-GF Josie Harris when he said she was using all kinds of drugs -- because she really was popping the pills, and he says he's got proof.
Boxer Kassim Ouma Arrest Warrant Issued ... Uganda Be Kidding You Missed Court!
When ex boxing champ Kassim Ouma gets out of Africa, he could land right in jail -- there's now a warrant out for his arrest after he went M.I.A. from court last week.
According to docs, Ouma was supposed to be in front of the judge on Aug. 5 for a progress report in his felony drug possession case. TMZ Sports broke the story ... Ouma was arrested in April 2014 after allegedly fighting with a man he claims made a pass at him. He ended up getting charged for cocaine possession, and not the fight.
But last week, when Ouma's attorney told the court the former IBF junior middleweight champ was in Uganda ... instead of the L.A. courtroom ... the judge issued a bench warrant.
Ouma will have to pay $30k to clear up the warrant -- and he'll still have to face that pesky felony cocaine case.
James Harden Contract Nike's Out ... Khloe Called It!
James Harden is dead to Nike -- the Swoosh is backing out of the running to land a new contract with Khloe Kardashian's NBA superstar BF ... TMZ Sports has learned.